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St. Smithers Medical Facility and Pork Sausage Distillery / Alt account

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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Phillies Nation @philliesnation.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red October is officially here. 🔥
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Phuck it Phillies hat phrog. Fuck da Barves
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again at a place unbecoming of my class
Fancy place
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Yaoi NBA Teammates
Yowie NBA Teammates chocolate
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THIS FUCKING MANGA IS KILLING ME
SBTSWY
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
WELL, IT’S WOIMSDAY AGAIN
WOIMSDAY 
NANCY MEETS SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Alas, she has a name now: Pen, short for Penelope, but never Penny. Also nicknamed Penguin because she sort of waddles and has a sharp nose.
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Every other Borges story gives me a line I want to either tattoo on myself or like. Write on a wall somewhere
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Crunptun has made friends with a local tattttoo artist
Face tattoo
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm so close to the end of the season
Bb hood darkstonkers
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tragic: someone lost there fucking raspeverrys
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I stayed up late to beat da Pragmata last night. I have mixed feelings about the normal vs. true ending but the stuff I did to get the true ending was so fun I don't really care that much. Issa good game
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My work day got me like this
Scrontch
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My son Crumptoun who can only eat rotten fruits
Him
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 22,1953
P1- SLUGGO IS STANDING ON A DOWNTOWN STREET WITH HIS HEAD TILTED BACK AND HIS MOUTH IS WIDE OPEN 

P2- SLUGGO IS STILL IN THE SAME POSITION 

P3- NANCY WALKS UP AND SEES SLUGGO WITH HIS HEAD BACK AND HIS MOUTH WIDE OPEN 
NANCY: WHAT'S THE IDEA, SLUGGO?

P4- SLUGGO: THAT KID IS BOUND TO MISS WITH SOME OF HIS POPCORN

SLUGGO IS STANDING UNDER AN OPEN WINDOW, WHERE A BOY IS THROWING POPCORN UP IN THE AIR AND CATCHING IT IN HIS MOUTH
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Has the a/c I bought for our bedroom dramatically increased our quality of life? Yes. Has it made waking up for this last stretch of the festival even harder???? Also yes auggh
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I am soooooo!!!!!! Fucjing a tired
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I got flirted with while I was at work today and I f'real felt like Noelle
Noelle
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Folks I am. So tired 😵
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The sunny side of Franz Kafka @amschelkavka.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Today is my birthday. Franz Kafka, July 3, 1914.
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My joke
Joke
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Reading a porno novel from the 60s so I can see words like "jellied summits"
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
From this'n btw. Nothing to really write home about but I had a good time youtu.be/ETtZbwnnNl0
youtu.be
Wanna-bes OVA - 1986 - Eng sub
YouTube video by -=I3eemer=-
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Long weekend status: sick
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otava heikkilä @claystorks.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
my new 18+ comic, The Sexy Escape of Strawberry & Penny Bun, is out now! Celebrate the Midsummer with 48 pages of sexy, sexy activities between two major dumbasses: claystorks.itch.io/the-sexy-esc...
the cover of my comic "the sexy escape of strawberry & penny bun", depicting the titular characters strawberry the fairy and penny bun the goblin posing and flying through the air, flanked by the rather long title of the comic
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
"it's disgusting! It's like a pile of octopus and moldy old beans!"
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
"Haha I misread that as - " I have already retreated to my mind palace. Animate brooms sweep gold dust from my path. The fairy maids flit around my ears, whispering the latest garden intrigues. Perhaps today I will dine on pomegranates that taste like a fond memory dredged up after years in slumber
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Knew it off the bat
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I wanna watch Sweet Home (1989) again. I wanna watch Faster Pussycat Kill Kill again. But it's too late to watch movies........
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Da Phillies :)
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
oh hey free with ads here also
youtu.be
Stop Making Sense
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Guided By Voices "Game of Pricks" very good song you could listen to and experience feelings with perhaps
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I'm so fuckin tired
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh I finished the Mario RPG remake btw. It's good and I had fun :)
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I think it's kind of annoying that they're, like, doing the same game for the fourth time, but I think they look weird and cool, idk
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Bizarre promotional flipbook distributed in 2003 as part of Nintendo's "Who Are You?" marketing campaign, featuring inspirational text alongside a sequence of images of a person transforming into Donkey Kong.
Who are you? Are you your job? Your possessions?
Or, perhaps you are your actions?
Are you what you want to be?
Are you who your parents think you are?
Are you what you were born with?
Or, are you more?
There are alternate lives for us to live. And alternate people for us to be.
Nintendo gives us the opportunity to explore our braver, smarter, more capable selves. It gives us a chance to unleash what's in us. To channel all our pent-up emotions.
Nintendo offers you the widest range of personalities to live your other life through - your game life.
Who are you?
[person transforming into Donkey Kong]
Source: eBay user "Cagedheat3", ebay.com/itm/358428735368
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No Context Achewood @achewoodnc.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
The Scarlet Letter rules man there are some stupid motherfuckers on this website
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I spotted balls so maybe I should just give up on these pants huh
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
B finished Crash (1973) yesterday so we could watch Crash (1996) and man. Good shit
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Got my first of four (!!!!) pairs of glasses with the new prescription and I'm just lookin at shit
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
WOIMSDAY
NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN 

HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS 

NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY

SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)
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Aevee Bee @mammonmachine.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Excuse me! Mods! MODS! This isn’t Non-Sexual Nudity!!! This is Sexually Explicit (cartoon)!!!!!!
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The sunny side of Franz Kafka @amschelkavka.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The afternoons I spent on my hair. Franz Kafka, 1912.
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
B and I are halfway through the Chucky show and it's real good. Manages to do justice to all flavors of Chucky and give new characters plenty of space to breathe but still show me what my old buds and those old fuckers are up to also
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I know it's boyslop but I read thru the last bit of the Cell saga and that shit still hits dude
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
New Thundercat AND new Angine de Poitrine wahoo wahoo thank you music
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sally boy candy bar @shmuhgack.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me when I'm normal
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