Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 6hty ty! lanolin I can do, it's the artificial perfumes that suck 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 7hanyone have a favorite unscented hand cream? all I want is for my knuckles not to crack this winter, but everything seems fucking perfumed nowadays 🫠 200
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026hello friends would you like a podfic for the hockey show featuring them getting real weird about teeth? if so, I have just the thing for you: archiveofourown.org/works/89757911 120
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026got bloodwork results back from my physical last week, and it turns out I'm anemic and need to start taking iron supplements. I'm very excited for The Vitamin to fix everything ever that's wrong with me 240
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026this time I'm going to bring in multiple spare pairs of socks so that it never happens again 100
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026wet socks and shoes ALL DAY. normally I keep a spare pair of socks at my desk for if my feet get wet walking to the bus on rainy days, but I guess I forgot to bring in new ones after the last time it rained. awful awful awful 400
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026oh yeah, I posted about it on tumblr but forgot to mention it here, I've made a couple podfics for the hockey show: archiveofourown.org/works/85718936 archiveofourown.org/works/86559621 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026my greatest love* has returned from war!!! *the swimsuit centrifuge 080
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I had to drive to work after, so it very easily dried in my hot car parked in the sun during the day, which was convenient, but it did make my car smell strongly of chlorine 🥲 100
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026And now they've hit me with a "darling." I feel completely normal about this!!!! 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tragedy ongoing. swimsuit centrifuge was not repairable and has been fully removed pending replacement 150
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026relistening to Wolf 359, and wow turns out my immediate attachment to Doug/Hera wasn't just my typical human/robot shipper goggles. I'd forgetten we got hit with "take me away sweetheart" & "hey baby, did you miss me?" by episode FOUR 130
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The second tragedy is that the custom work!slack emojis are not available to me in other places. That post deserved the sad cowboy emoji 030
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The swimsuit dryer centrifuge thing at the pool is broken. Truly a tragedy of our times 😔 120
Reposted by ShmaylorU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 22/05/2026You know it's a Friday before a holiday weekend when we're Greg posting. 1442836
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026heavy on the -ish side of longish: archiveofourown.org/works/80082426 archiveofourown.org/works/81448406 archiveofourown.org/works/79154606 archiveofourown.org/works/76495636 000
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I don't think I have any spooky/creepy horror beyond what you've already listened to, but if you're also interested in weird/future/technology horror-adjacent fiction podcasts: - Sinkhole - The Deca Tapes - Badlands Cola - Wireland Ranch 120
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026even without the constraints of money/success, I'm simply not interested in Doing All That. I don't want to do management and marketing and finances, I want do do hyperspecfic engineering work and leave the rest to other people 140
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026none. I have no desire to run my own business and you can't make me 271
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026lmao, I have a new favorite cheesy sports commentator line. Said after a water polo goal scored over the goalie's head, right between her arms, "she took a trip to the doughnut shop!" 030
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026why are we doing fireworks. it's april. come the fuck on 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I don't know who that man is but I appreciate his well-wishes!! 100
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026So instead, when I left my house this morning I discovered a brick sitting on our front porch. And until I saw the note underneath it, I was like "is this a threat?!??" 130
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My neighbor left a note apologizing for construction noise, but must not have wanted to put it in our mailbox (fair, since that's technically a crime if you're not USPS), and clearly didn't want it to blow away in the wind (also fair), 120
Reposted by ShmaylorU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 13/03/2026Haters will say it's AI, but we clicked Flip Horizontal entirely by hand. 236525
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Okay okay it seems to be stopped. Murder and tears both suspended for now 120
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Oh or maybe I'll just burst into tears instead of doing murder. I can't handle this fucking sound 200
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Power outage: fine Alarm panel in our front hall has backup power and rings continuously to let us know that the power is out: I am going to kill everyone and everything with hammers 150
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026my fic has received over 100 kudos in less than 24 hours, and while I'm delighted that people are enjoying it, my podficcing ass is going to HURL. my delicate constitution is unused to this sort of treatment, and humans are not built for this many kudoses in one day I think!! 080
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026ahhh, okay I did the thing! archiveofourown.org/works/79890166 A 6k fic for the hockey show that dares to ask the question: "What if Ottawa's management were the stupidest people alive and didn't want Ilya on their team?"archiveofourown.orgThe Clean-Up Act - Shmaylor - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 041
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026I thought I had the hard parts out of the way by having a title and summary already planned, but no!!!! I still have to tag the damn thing. I've never seen an ao3 tag in my entire life I'm pretty sure 020
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026soooo, relatedly, does anyone want to beta read a 6.5k thing? I don't need a super in-depth read, mostly just want to know if I've made any egregious 'hockey does not work that way' mistakes. the fic is approximately 50% feelings, 10% sex, and 40% media strategy and contracts lmao 000
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I haven't felt like this since peak bf worth it, or maybe that month where the nancy drew fandom collectively lost our shit trying to figure out if the game 34 announcement was real or fake. I am BUZZING 020
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 16/02/2026the hockey show has me in such a chokehold. I am losing my mind! I am writing fic! I never write fic! what is HAPPENING 160
