Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 03/08/2026hello friends would you like a podfic for the hockey show featuring them getting real weird about teeth? if so, I have just the thing for you: archiveofourown.org/works/89757911 120
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026got bloodwork results back from my physical last week, and it turns out I'm anemic and need to start taking iron supplements. I'm very excited for The Vitamin to fix everything ever that's wrong with me 240
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 08/07/2026wet socks and shoes ALL DAY. normally I keep a spare pair of socks at my desk for if my feet get wet walking to the bus on rainy days, but I guess I forgot to bring in new ones after the last time it rained. awful awful awful 400
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026oh yeah, I posted about it on tumblr but forgot to mention it here, I've made a couple podfics for the hockey show: archiveofourown.org/works/85718936 archiveofourown.org/works/86559621 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026my greatest love* has returned from war!!! *the swimsuit centrifuge 080
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tragedy ongoing. swimsuit centrifuge was not repairable and has been fully removed pending replacement 150
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 05/06/2026relistening to Wolf 359, and wow turns out my immediate attachment to Doug/Hera wasn't just my typical human/robot shipper goggles. I'd forgetten we got hit with "take me away sweetheart" & "hey baby, did you miss me?" by episode FOUR 130
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The swimsuit dryer centrifuge thing at the pool is broken. Truly a tragedy of our times 😔 120
Reposted by ShmaylorU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 22/05/2026You know it's a Friday before a holiday weekend when we're Greg posting. 1442836
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026none. I have no desire to run my own business and you can't make me 271
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026lmao, I have a new favorite cheesy sports commentator line. Said after a water polo goal scored over the goalie's head, right between her arms, "she took a trip to the doughnut shop!" 030
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026why are we doing fireworks. it's april. come the fuck on 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2026My neighbor left a note apologizing for construction noise, but must not have wanted to put it in our mailbox (fair, since that's technically a crime if you're not USPS), and clearly didn't want it to blow away in the wind (also fair), 120
Reposted by ShmaylorU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 13/03/2026Haters will say it's AI, but we clicked Flip Horizontal entirely by hand. 236525
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Power outage: fine Alarm panel in our front hall has backup power and rings continuously to let us know that the power is out: I am going to kill everyone and everything with hammers 150
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026my fic has received over 100 kudos in less than 24 hours, and while I'm delighted that people are enjoying it, my podficcing ass is going to HURL. my delicate constitution is unused to this sort of treatment, and humans are not built for this many kudoses in one day I think!! 080
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/02/2026ahhh, okay I did the thing! archiveofourown.org/works/79890166 A 6k fic for the hockey show that dares to ask the question: "What if Ottawa's management were the stupidest people alive and didn't want Ilya on their team?"archiveofourown.orgThe Clean-Up Act - Shmaylor - Heated Rivalry (TV) [Archive of Our Own]An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works 041
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026soooo, relatedly, does anyone want to beta read a 6.5k thing? I don't need a super in-depth read, mostly just want to know if I've made any egregious 'hockey does not work that way' mistakes. the fic is approximately 50% feelings, 10% sex, and 40% media strategy and contracts lmao 000
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 16/02/2026the hockey show has me in such a chokehold. I am losing my mind! I am writing fic! I never write fic! what is HAPPENING 160
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 08/02/2026As a person who only watches figure skating during the olympics and knows fuck all, my hot take is that they should put the ice dancing last in the team event. Some of the women's and men's skaters look like a bag of limbs after watching the lovely fluid movement of the ice dancers 130
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 07/02/2026winter olympics is insane, because every 3rd sentence of commentary is like "and here is a list of the horrific injuries this athlete has experienced in the past 2 years alone" 261
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 03/01/2026dealing with soooo much bureaucracy fuckery this morning 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 18/12/2025oh no. a fanfic for The Pitt describing a character as drinking Wawa coffee. this author has clearly missed the eastern vs western PA convenience store divide. it should be GetGo coffee, or perhaps Sheetz 120
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Locked accounts WHEN. I want to share a funny thing from work but it's too identifiable :( 180
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Going to save this to use as a reaction image. I'm sure I can get some mileage out of it like twice month at work 040
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Hmmm. I was going to go into work, but my office is right in the uncertainty zone of "could get 1 inch of snow, could get 12, we just don't know." So I guess today is a work from home day 150
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Eep I did NOT think ahead in this pattern and notice that a bunch of the stranded colorwork is knit flat instead of in the round. Stranded purling my beLOATHED 110
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 23/11/2025reading The Pitt fanfic and this author mentions CMU for background flavor instead of UPitt like I'd expect 👀 Are they just avoiding the worldbuilding uncertainty re:the existence of UPMC? orrrr...? 120
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Learned a thing about a coworker: He brings cereal & milk to work in the mornings (fine, normal). He pours the milk into the cereal before he leaves his house (weird, it'll get soggy??). But no, it won't have time to get too soggy because he EATS IT WHILE STANDING UP ON THE SUBWAY TRAIN (UNHINGED) 240
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I was out sick from work yesterday with a migraine, and came back to SO many emails. Like, more emails than I would usually get if I was out for a whole week. wtf 010
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 11/11/2025me @ the people across the street who leaf blow twice a week: have you considered Not Doing That? 040
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 10/11/2025This feels like it could be an excellent Chuck Tingle book. "Pounded in the Butt by My Circulatory System Boyfriend While He Stands by My Pan" 1100
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025'Per our previous posts' must be the social media manager equivalent of 'per my last email' 000
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Finally getting back into swimming after like 3 years, and obviously I'm going to be slower than where I left off, but OOF. My cruising speed 100m split is at least 15 seconds behind where it used to be. Brutal 130
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 22/09/2025first time I've disagreed with the USCPSC. put baby in pelican mouth 030
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 20/09/2025It was so good!! A++ floating, hasn't changed very much. All the same tanks, similar vibe, no added claims that they'll cure all your illnesses. Definitely obvious they're still revitalizing a space that was closed for 2 years (needs some more cleaning and airing out), but I think they'll get there 150
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 19/09/2025My float tank place has re-opened after literal years and I'm so happy that I might cry 160
Reposted by Shmaylorpod-together.bsky.social @pod-together.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Day 1 Reveals! pod-together.dreamwidth.org/116265.html Today we have works in Star Wars: Rebels, One Piece, The Maze Runner, Our Place, Leverage TV, Stranger Things, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Devil Wears Prada, Ultraman Arc, 9-1-1 TV, and Batman/Batman: Under the Red Hood.pod-together.dreamwidth.orgCaptcha Check 032
Shmaylor @shmaylor.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Guy at this conference is beginning his presentation by quoting Wernher von Braun. That's certainly.... a choice 010
