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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 37m
I did أعبر a whole lot of سبل lately but the water was attached to a hose and I didn't want to get diarrhea so I just went home
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 1h
oh, there's no way I could win this consistently with only one clue
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 2h
anytime, dawg. I try to write structured threads, but, alas.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 2h
Not fictional? What genre do you mean, then? I'm really interested in this type of thing too; I wonder if it falls under "content analysis" but I'm not sure either.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 2h
WAIT P.S. The airport announcements have this neutral, vanilla flavor BUT the Islamic prayer (دعاء) before a plane takes off is always in more of an Arabian accent </body> </document>
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 2h
Latifa Alquwaiz has some work—that's gotten very little attention btw—that surveys some regional differences in pronunciation of emphatics using data from a corpus created at York to study intonation (by Sam Hellmuth IIRC) and there are big differences </rant>
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 2h
I know this is mainly in the selection of teachers and presenters but I suspect it could even come up in audio processing where it is certainly possible to weaken ع 🤷‍♂️
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 2h
This is audible in the recorded announcements in Dubai Airport (for instance) where the Arabic is made to sound like a European language somehow. IIRC it is a Lebanese accent which is considered a little more "region-neutral" than Egyptian (if I can say it that way)
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
But accent aside, I do have a real concern that Arabs are under pressure to weaken their accent (especially ع) in public or bilingual spaces, and thus we end up with this media that does not sound like anyone I know from Kuwait, Qatar, Saudi, or UAE
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
Additionally, I can hear two seconds of any of this media and know that the speaker is, at the very least, not from this part of Arabia. Emphatics including ر are pronounced so weakly that at first I thought I was listening to Indonesian ... +
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
This comes up in the national anthem in the word بلادي. I looked it up and good recordings have it correct, but British teachers must pronounce it wrong (with front, or even slightly raised alif)
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
Because Egypt is a media powerhouse, uncritical teachers often share the alphabet song made in *Egyptian* Modern Standard Arabic. But the song if not somehow dialect-neutral, and it is not Emirati or Khaleeji.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
I guess one of my biggest annoyances is that kids are trained to pronounce alif as front or back according to the preceding consonants. So باء and صاد have different vowels. But for Khaleejis these are not so dramatically different ... in fact, in Qatar, *both* get a back vowel.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
so, I have a lot to say, but, kids are organizing my coffee rn,
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
I was translating to Emirati Arabic as we went along ... رأس = راس كتفان = كتفين؟ ركبتان = ركبتين؟ أذنان = إذون، أذاني، ذنين عينان = عيون أنف = خشم قدمان = رجول
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
He's just doing the required classes, yeah. Super basic. It's not like we're investing a bunch of time into it or getting lessons. I was going to post more about it, but it's really frustrating, a lot of the learning material is Egyptified or Classical, and even the national anthem sounds Egyptian
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 3h
We listened to my son's Arabic songs from school, and the Arabic was so cringe that I didn't know it was Arabic.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 4h
What does the fox say?
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 5h
I don't know who this is and have no interest in finding out, but which one is violent? The staffer, or the girlfriend? 🤔
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 5h
** 3 L of water
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 5h
It turns out you do not sweat like a leaky faucet, or need to carry 3 L, when the heat index is 80 instead of 95
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 5h
Distance: 10 Time: 2 something? or maybe 1 something? Pace: 11 Tomorrow: Double this but with hills 😳 I guess this is what I do now. Shout out to the guy in the polo with no gear who passed me on mile 7, on a dark road, several miles from any neighborhood. #shjsatruns
my mile splits for a ten-miler
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 5h
oh no here come the bots. The joke was worth it
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 5h
thanks, Siri, for typing "3-D chest" instead of "3D chess"
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 7h
I got this one! The third one was something I've read about a little bit. Not so much the first. #pastpuzzle en-601 🟩🟥🟥🟥 (-264) 🟩🟩🟩🟥 (+2) 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 3/4 🥉 www.pastpuzzle.com
pastpuzzle.com
Past Puzzle – Daily History Game
Guess the year from 4 historical events. A game inspired by Wordle and history. A new puzzle every day, free to play.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 13h
Never mind the fact that they did not correctly execute a "challenge" as you would in tournament Scrabble ... I just thought this was really funny. Like the ghostwriter must suppose that the Hebrew alphabet is a piece of deep, unknowable lore.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 13h
So, Mr. Beast and James Patterson "wrote" a book called The Most Dangerous Games, and one of the games in the book is a life-or-death game of Scrabble against a computer where the mind-blowing move is the word "QOPH".
The machine's cursor moves.
Slow. Deliberate.
It places a Q. Then an O. Then a P.
It hooks them onto an existing H already on the board.
Q-O-P-H.
Hannah's chest tightens.
"That's not—" she starts.
"It is," the host from the computer says, without inflection. "It is a Hebrew letter."
"Sorry, Miss Wagner," The Host says. "He's right. But then, he always is. Somewhat like me."
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 14h
static.klipy.com
Nathan Fillion: Oh... Wait... No Words
Alt: Nathan Fillion: Oh... Wait... No Words
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 14h
Goots would still be on the east side of the US. San Diego or Seattle would be more than twice that distance
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 14h
I haven't been there, but, it has a very solid name 👍 en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tupelo
en.wiktionary.org
tupelo - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 14h
**misuse geez
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 15h
well, it matters here in the UAE because sharing "sensitive" media in WhatsApp groups (i.e. about the war, or whatever) falls under the umbrella of recent legislation about museuse of social media 😬
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 15h
we got toons of old ladies exercising but we do not know subject-verb agreement; that will take a few more decades
another calisthenics ad: "THAT'S ALL IT TAKES TO SHOCK EVERYONE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN MONTHS"
(it should be "everyone who hasn't seen you in months")
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 19h
wh*w
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 19h
"You are UNRECOGNIZABLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING" "aw thx"
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 20h
oh, the other versions say "YOU WILL BE UNRECOGNIZABLE" which I find to be really over-the-top
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 22h
There's a place in Nairobi that specializes in such ~delicacies (I had ostrich and crocodile there) but friends who were there got food poisoning and ended up on Cipro, so, cannot recommend :(
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 23h
A teacher told me they eat Uromastyx in the Gulf and that it was delicious but then I think she got embarrassed about it (not knowing that, like, many of her students have probably eaten different reptiles) 🤷‍♂️
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*frantically asking who in my family has eaten frogs or snails* As far as reptiles, I've only eaten fried gator ... I feel like I might have eaten snake on a trip to Kenya but I can't remember.
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very close!!
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Louisiana: Y'all stopped eating frogs ...?
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
well this thread took some unexpected turns
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It is a very rare occasion
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𓄣 d🫀ug henning 𒊮 @likethemagician.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
While Semitic peoples more typically conflated "right" with "south", Egyptians used *ʔiman- "right side" for west (jmn.t), the Netherworld, and also used the jmn = *ʔmn root for "hiding, sunset". 1/3
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
0 days since I found more words to mute on Bluesky
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
make it stop, please
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Promise of AI
An ad I got for women over 50 to do calisthenics 10 minutes a day, showing 10 frames of an old lady (AI) doing a very light workout; 5 frames are an actual AI lady, 5 frames are an AI toon of the lady
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got the first three as well—and I knew Sulawesi [and should have known the city &%$#@$!] www.maptap.gg October 8 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯 90👑 92🏆 Final score: 946
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IIRC end-to-end encryption does not apply to groups
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Markˣ @shjsat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#pastpuzzle en-600 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 1/4 🥇 www.pastpuzzle.com I just re-read the section of my dissertation about how this happened, but, I would have gotten it anyway, it is mentioned so often here
pastpuzzle.com
Past Puzzle – Daily History Game
Guess the year from 4 historical events. A game inspired by Wordle and history. A new puzzle every day, free to play.
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