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alex @shitshow.info · 29/09/2026
I love sonos products and their user interfaces
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alex @shitshow.info · 26/09/2026
I’ve always hated how pf flyers fit my feet but you best believe I still might buy the beams+ collab
Photo of black military inspired high top sneakersGreen version of previous image
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alex @shitshow.info · 26/09/2026
ugh lol
Screenshot of review of alex gibney’s musk

head Nietzschean superman. Gibney plays around a bit, creating a synthetic "interview" with Musk (who, of course, wouldn't cooperate with him) by putting verbatim quotes of his into the mouth of an AI Elon. Late in the
movie, when Musk is wreaking the havoc of DOGE, we see him killing off bureaucrats as if in a first-person-shooter video game.
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alex @shitshow.info · 22/09/2026
you better mf believe I’m dropping out with bong in hand
mirror photo of me wearing a t shirt with the cover of sleep’s album jerusalem
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alex @shitshow.info · 06/09/2026
the posts are much longer but yes, exactly
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alex @shitshow.info · 06/09/2026
not done yet but i’m trucking on this marquand repaint
picture of a dragon tattoo illustration / painting
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alex @shitshow.info · 06/09/2026
Google search result screenshot

Quora
40+ answers • 9 years ago
Can we see the skeleton if
electricity runs through the body?
Generations of cartoons have taught us that a massive electric shock makes your skeleton glow. But how did a biologically impossible myth ...
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alex @shitshow.info · 03/09/2026
Owned
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alex @shitshow.info · 03/09/2026
got the thing because if there’s a $50 tchotchke that @papapishu.bsky.social tells me to buy I buy it. thought I had a spare sd card at home but don’t so any real fun will have to wait until tomorrow
picture of seeed reterminal sticky
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alex @shitshow.info · 03/09/2026
@asteroidrules • 7mo ago (edited)
Fun fact: one of the listed rules for character design in the Simpsons is that only relatives of Homer (like Abe and Herb) are allowed to have that snout thing around his mouth, the two exceptions to this rule are Krusty because he was originally supposed to be Homer in disguise, and Guy Incognito.
Edit: the reason why I don't call it facial hair is because obviously other Simpsons characters have facial hair and none of them look like Homer's face. If what Homer has is supposed to be facial hair, it's still supposed to be unique to him and his relatives, with the aforementioned exceptions.
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alex @shitshow.info · 30/08/2026
is there a name for these types of bearings that are secured with a set screw and have these o rings on them
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alex @shitshow.info · 29/08/2026
having richard kind sing papa roach’s last resort is one of the better things american dad got to happen .. thx mr pun for vid
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alex @shitshow.info · 29/08/2026
guess which one of these buttons lets you print an email
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alex @shitshow.info · 27/08/2026
reacquainted myself with SPARQL to write a query that returns all of the not dead domain names of Anna’s Archive to use in my search engine piper
code editor style screenshot

SELECT DISTINCT ?website WHERE {
wd:Q115288326 p:P856 ?statement.
?statement ps: P856 ?website.
FILTER(NOT EXISTS { ?statement pq:P8554 ?
endDate. })
}results screenshot
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alex @shitshow.info · 27/08/2026
Screenshot of “You’re Dead!” By Flying Lotus
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alex @shitshow.info · 26/08/2026
ok but work in progress or mainline
You've been pwned in the Carhartt data breach
You signed up for notifications when your account was pwned in a data breach and unfortunately, it's happened. Here's what's known about the breach:
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alex @shitshow.info · 24/08/2026
yeah uh just make it look like the letter B is puking in a bucket for some reason or something that’s cool right
logo that fits the description in the text
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alex @shitshow.info · 24/08/2026
this isnt the one I’m looking at but they all work the same way
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alex @shitshow.info · 23/08/2026
got masala noir’s sex magazines book and holy shit this name rules lol
sfw cover of a pornographic magazine titled “9 to 5 Orgy”
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alex @shitshow.info · 17/08/2026
such a goated pigment. my shitty diy milling might’ve made it a little more transparent (see black line, far left) but still not as transparent as ARA’s fluid acrylic PR 255. pigment % should / could be lowered a bit but I gotta get moving at work
watercolor paper in hand with scarlet red brushmarks
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alex @shitshow.info · 17/08/2026
ante meridiem update. gonna do a paint out when I get home and see if it needs the ball mill or not
Blue liquid suspension on a magnetic mixer
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alex @shitshow.info · 17/08/2026
she going good
Beaker on a magnetic mixer
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alex @shitshow.info · 17/08/2026
its pigment blue 71 - nancy mace tank top blue
glass labware on a mixer. blue liquid
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alex @shitshow.info · 16/08/2026
I got my whole friend group hooked on wuben g5s
Flashlight product photos
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alex @shitshow.info · 15/08/2026
I am
Alcohol bottle with the label Sans Rival
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alex @shitshow.info · 13/08/2026
I’m too old to have never made this joke before. I recommend deploying
Iphone screenshot of iMessage conversation, I’m the one sending:

[THX LOGO]
For the heads yp
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alex @shitshow.info · 12/08/2026
Met Chip
Black and white brindle puppy with beautiful eyes
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alex @shitshow.info · 11/08/2026
new kronstad 23 album rules .. psych rocky jazz or perhaps even jazzy psych rock. krauty as all hell. been my morning jazz album of choice for a week and a half now
Screenshot of bolverk by kronstad 23 playing in apple music on iphone
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alex @shitshow.info · 10/08/2026
getting closer (newer marks) enough for today though. bottom right diag next to the long horizontal is *almost* perfect blacker than black
Watercolor paper with black brushmarks
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alex @shitshow.info · 10/08/2026
pigment load still needs tweaking but PBk26 dispersion is behaving better than expected. Dispersion is maybe 40-60% pigment. brush out is maybe somewhere between 1–2:5 dispersion : binder base (which is about 1:8 solids : water). I really want that void-like black mass tone on one wet-on-dry pass
Watercolor paper with various black and near black markings
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alex @shitshow.info · 07/08/2026
this website is gonna fucking kill me man
Thread screenshot
Jason Smith @jasonsmith.bsky.social • 4h

(Jerry seinfeld thats a shame reaction gif)
GIF
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Nuke Chaser @nukechaser.bsky.social • 4h
Best gif for this
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Alex Janevski @alexjanevski.bsky.social • 45m
Because of the 30 year younger girlfriend?
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Nuke Chaser @nukechaser.bsky.social • 39m
No. Because he voted for deportations and is now mad that his girlfriend got deported. He got exactly what he voted for and I don't feel bad for him.
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alex @shitshow.info · 07/08/2026
I still get nextdoor emails from a neighborhood in a city I haven’t lived in for 10 years and I’ll never unsubscribe
Email inbox screnshot 
From: “Your Bushwick N neighbors”
Date: “Yesterday”
Body text preview: 

“Sorry for my vulgar post but enough is just enou...
I swear on the 2 sons I push out of my Vagina that I”
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alex @shitshow.info · 05/08/2026
today’s internet lets you pick if you want to get mad searching like this, or the version of this that requires more computational power than all that was used before 1970
Screenshot of website

Home > Search for: Polysorbate

You searched for "Polysorbate" and we corrected that to "poly s orb ate"
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alex @shitshow.info · 04/08/2026
Screenshot of google search results:

People also ask
Who is Obelix and who is Asterix?
Is Tintin asexual?
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alex @shitshow.info · 04/08/2026
5m
Mother Scito or masquito
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alex @shitshow.info · 03/08/2026
morning brushouts: pigment black 30 and pigment yellow 216. Not really happy with my PBk30, it’s so granulating and not easy to work. PY216 came out great but I’m underwhelmed by the color. Knew this black was a tricky one which is why I did it first in case I botched anything
Two pages of watercolor paper with various brush strokes. Left is a black and right is an orange
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alex @shitshow.info · 02/08/2026
some pictures stolen from kremer pigments of the other pigments I’m working on. PB74 - accurately called cobalt ultramarine, PB71 - zirconium cerulean, PG 26 - cobalt oxide green blue. Also some PR 255 pyrrole scarlet I mentioned at the top of the thread
Photo of pigment powder PB74 cobalt ultramarine bluePicture of light blue pigment powder PB 71 zirconium ceruleanPicture of green blue pigment powder PG 26 cobalt oxide green - blue shadePicture of bright red-orange pigment powder PR 255 pyrrole dpp scarlet
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alex @shitshow.info · 02/08/2026
Might throw the PY 216 in the tumbler for transparency. This swatch stolen from Jane Bundell is accurate to the pigment I’m working from, these paint threads can be boring without pictures! PY 216 can also be less orange, this version is named after the hokkaido pumpkin
Watercolor swatch of hokkaido orange from a gallo
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alex @shitshow.info · 01/08/2026
Probably my favorite use of Souvenir that is responsible for all of my retro-friendliness connotations of the typeface. I’ve seen these easily a thousand plus times in my life
Dry cleaners clothes hanger with a paper protector. Text printed in Blue “WE” [red heart] [next line] “OUR CUSTOMERS”. Text is set in Souvenir
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alex @shitshow.info · 30/07/2026
I really only like "classic" tattoos. Like lady holding dog, etc
Tattoo line drawing of a pinup style woman wearing lingerie and heels, facing backwards but turning around to face the viewer. She is holding a cute dachshund sticking its tongue out
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alex @shitshow.info · 30/07/2026
I’m watching for all mankind and the main guy sounds like trevor moore and in the later seasons they give him really shitty wigs to age him and it straight up looks like a whitest kids sketch
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alex @shitshow.info · 21/07/2026
Shaq sleeping meme with two panels of the same image of him sleeping. Top says “Richard Hanania” the second says “In The Atlantic.” Black text on a white background set in Arial Bold
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alex @shitshow.info · 19/07/2026
in paint making news I am dispersing some pigment yellow 216 in the bathroom. very red-orange of a yellow. likely more opaque than I like in paints but a gorgeous orange yellow nonetheless
A beaker of orange liquid on a mixer
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alex @shitshow.info · 15/07/2026
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