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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Everyone keeps posting about how trump is a draft dodger but that's like... The one cool thing he has ever done?

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

You look like you sniff bus seats after people get up to leave

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Damn your husband is dumb as shit

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Reading Democrat messaging on ICE is like seeing Cthulu. Your mind just melts and you go insane as you try to figure out what is going on or who this is for.

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

The labeler that tags accounts that post more than 50 times a day is the most useful thing on here. Really rips the mask off how many people are out there posting instead of hugging their kids or whatever

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Please don't use violence to protest against fascism you might hurt a fascist!

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

You have brain damage seek immediate medical attention

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

If you don't speed when you pull up to a red light all the other cars make fun of your car

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Listen man all I'm saying is I think we all agree on what has to be done with every single ICE pig

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

Just realized there is a non zero chance dubstep makes a comeback in my lifetime and shuddered

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Yeah they stopped making every single one of those genres in 1998. Dumbass

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Damn looks like a bunch of people resolved to be annoying dorks online in 2026 hate to see it

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Oeuf is spelled how a french dog would bark

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My danish grandpa keeps gifting me clogs and I don't have the heart to tell him I hate him

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

There's three fluid types: water coke and milk. It's high time for a fourth. No non newtonian BULLSHIT either

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

If I saw one of those food delivery robots I would open it up and take a big crap inside

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

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Rosa parks no she doesn't she was on the dang bus

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

You know I am posting ai pictures of trump as a chicken and am weirdly emotionally invested in Ukraine and you better believe my diaper is full and I drool when I talk

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Food pyramid can't stop me from giving myself diarrhea by eating 13 honey garlic pepperoni sticks

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

AI user should be thrown into a swimming pool filled with barbed wire

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

Economy is so dang bad John Daly is now John Weekly

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

I keep bopping my oafish stooges on the head and then ashing my cigar on the quickly rising lump that forms but they never seem to learn

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Confidently stepping up to the DDR dance pad and signaling for quiet to the crowd of people amassed around me and then shattering every bone in my right leg after missing the first input

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

If I ever saw a flash mob I would start throwing rocks at the performers

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Fetterman is in hospital and doing well but don't fret tons of dangerous viruses in hospitals. Still a chance.

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Wish Buttigieg had the lifespan of a rat too

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Americans quantify anything without resorting to football fields challenge level impossible

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

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barf dick @shitmyass.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Anyone know an easy way to get your dog to eat cigarette butts? Tried everything I can think of.

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