Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=ido6...youtube.comTake The Money And RunYouTube video by Steve Miller Band - Topic 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i was thinking too of cosmetic surgery it went from trying to have work done where no one could tell something was done but it was so prevalent that it became the new beauty standard and now the look is trying to make it look like you had work done even if you haven't 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026after a while you barely even feel the usb-c in your urethra 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026anyone else feel like it's dealing with a moody teenager when after the captcha claims you didn't correctly select the motorcycle so the next round it passive-aggressively fades the squares excruciatingly slowly to white 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 04/08/2026preferably one starring my favorite country singer-cum-sitcom star 021
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026you don't want the freezing cold takes aggregator to find it! 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026better hope hulu doesnt pick up that jake johnson cable guy pilot 110
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 11/07/20262026 red sox: for sale warning track shoes, never used 010
Reposted by MillicentMillicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026all time performance here (tt:@lexiilandry) 031
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026it's a 4d experience you can tell because the stairway to the movie theater's exit blends in with the railing in the movie 030
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 13/05/2026have you read any of his books finished crucible the other day and it was like watching my own john sayles film in my head 120
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 05/05/2026they went "new coke" with the font for the screengrabs and for that they are dead to me all the ux stuff is better sure but why mess with iconography 130
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026just want to say thank you to everybody at @vulture.com who worked so tirelessly fact-checking this incredible and faithful feature about me lots of good, accurate stuff in here @andrew-durbin.bsky.social @megh.bsky.social neil anusha & katy what can i say u revealed the real me thank u 🙏 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026oh yeah the reappearing dollop beneath the lid know it all too well 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026why just the other day i smashed a cup like an accordion trying to put on the lid coffee spilling everywhere meanwhile the barista walked up and secured the lid perfectly with a heaven's touch before cleaning up my mess 110
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026i've been monitoring the ways in which the new media landscape is simply replicating cable tv the hysteria when the criterion channel came out "you just turn it on and there's already a movie playing!" 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026you ever get that b.o. where you smell like the lettuce from subway 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Cellphone and self-own are homonyms Just something to think about…. 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 29/12/2025it's called a cum shot because you could exchange a bullet for a can in those days 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 20/11/2025when the book i'm reading starts on page 1 instead of page 3 or page 5 or page 7 #booktok #bookskymedia.tenor.coma man with long hair is sitting in front of a laptop computerAlt: antonio banderas biting his knuckle in enjoyment 050
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025i knew something was up when he was always suspiciously a hair late shouting uno 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 16/11/2025pumpkin spice potato chips are sitting right there but no one will do it its practically what butternut squash is anyway 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 11/11/2025youtu.be/H-Z9HPIeBA4youtu.beKramer Cooks His Clothes | SeinfeldYouTube video by thecomputerdude24 TV & Movie Clips 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 11/11/2025me chomping down on a whopper: "its 5am somewhere" 020
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 11/11/2025how's the shrinkage that's my main concern sounds like it would shrink a lot of my stuff 100
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025its real good i went from completely unimpressed in the first half to going through the five stages of vince mcmahon meme in the last half i give it 5 bags of popcorn and a 2003 nokia 6600 cellphone because you’ll need it to text all your friends about this one 010
Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 27/10/2025are you planning on hitting up lake mungo in this marathon 110
