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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

anyone else feel like it's dealing with a moody teenager when after the captcha claims you didn't correctly select the motorcycle so the next round it passive-aggressively fades the squares excruciatingly slowly to white

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

all time performance here (tt:@lexiilandry)

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

all time performance here (tt:@lexiilandry)

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

just a little microsoft word humor

the oprah "were you silent or were you silenced" meme but with the misspelled sliencd humorously substituted for silent

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

just want to say thank you to everybody at @vulture.com who worked so tirelessly fact-checking this incredible and faithful feature about me lots of good, accurate stuff in here @andrew-durbin.bsky.social @megh.bsky.social neil anusha & katy what can i say u revealed the real me thank u 🙏

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

you ever get that b.o. where you smell like the lettuce from subway

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Cellphone and self-own are homonyms Just something to think about….

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

my mother-in-law is featured extensively in this

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

i knew something was up when he was always suspiciously a hair late shouting uno

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

me chomping down on a whopper: "its 5am somewhere"

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

the gen-z couple at the table next to us on a date and one of them is watching ‘one day at a time’ on their phone and the other is just straight scrolling on theirs like the whole point of becoming old enough to leave the house is so you don’t have to watch home improvement anymore

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

billion dollar idea: one of those paint can shakers from the hardware store but miniaturized for use on jars of peanut butter when the oil has separated

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

yikes i thought it would've easily crossed fifty bucks by friday morning

variety reports new jurassic park remake made only twenty-six dollars from friday box office

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

hmph zero likes touché to all my haters

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

i'm going to stop saying "that's crazy!" or "that's insane!" whenever someone tells me something remarkable and instead i'm going to say "that's remarkable!" i'm thinking of hearkening back

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

hmm yes and does this so-called pornhub have interactive word games that refresh daily i apologize for my ignorance but this only speaks on record to how unfamiliar i am to the website we are discussing

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

occupation is a synonym for job just something to think about....

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

(to help my lengthy list of canadian mutuals understand the absurdity of such a notion: today is the american thanksgiving)

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

gonna do some yard work in my front yard today to impress my neighbors with my work ethic

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Millicent @shitisjokes.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

i just want to start off by saying i'm extremely proud about what's about to happen next in this post... hey baby i hear the bluesky callin tossed salad and scrambled eggs right

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