iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

yeah, that's right! just walk away... like a bitch.

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aw shit i meant to text my wife that i wanted to kiss her but i accidentally typed 'kill'... NOW IT'S LEGALLY MANDATORY FOR EVERYONE TO KILL THEIR WIVES!!!!

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you posted my top secret plans on the INTERNET!?

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i won’t say you’re weak. i’ll just think it, okay?

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man, i'm sore all over. i feel like i just went ten rounds with mighty thor.

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if i seem to be getting smaller, it's because... i'm leaving!

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dear god, they'll be killed on our doorstep! and there's no trash pickup until january 3rd!

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now that you boys have holes in your heads, maybe your brains will get more oxygen.

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my head's clear as hell but... yo, i'm bummed af.

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you should throw a fffffffffffffReaking beach party!

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GAAAAH!!! ... it is cheaper to buy vegetables here!

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what the fuck? that sounds like somebody with tape over their mouth trying to make enough noise for the neighbors to hear and come save them.

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i stole your heart, so now i’m satisfied! i don’t need to steal your life anymore!

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I USED TO BE NOTHING BUT THE E_MAIL GUY, NOW IM THE It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help me! It burns! GUY!

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i am pretty tolerant of most things. but if there's one thing that pisses me off so much, it’s people that lie about their ORIGIN STORIES!!

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nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. come watch tv.

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so our entire existence here is just... larping?

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thanks for offerin' to let me in your clique, guys. but to be honest, i'd rather be a cryin' little pussy than a trashy goth kid.

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she saved every last one of the six billion people on earth to make me suffer. there’s something seriously wrong with her sense of scale!

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i never look back, darling, it distracts from the now

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if coming out is a magic show and gayness is a rabbit out of a hat, i’m one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.

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anything not saved will be lost.

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did he at least die painlessly? …to shreds, you say. how's his wife holding up? …to shreds, you say.

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sooooo tell me guys. :) who's Responsible for the death of both of my parents

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Been loving clit lately!

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huffing paint and not waiting for a designated break? i'll be right there.

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so our entire existence here is just... larping?

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oh, i know! my heart did flutter when i was struck by an enemy's poisoned arrow.

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geez, sorry you guys. there’s no cure for stupidity!

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if someone calls something you like a pile of shit, you can just walk it off guys, it's no big deal. now i'm gonna have to fucking rub your noses in this shit and make you feel bad for liking it.

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i do NOT use my adventures to torture my guests! any torment i inflict is 100% accidental, like any good war criminal!

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i did so want to kill you, but not today. had a blast!

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i am strictly transgender, i’m not all this other stuff. i represent the transgender community and it’s a real thing: i am not crazy, but i do have flaws.

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why is there a leopard on the cheetos bag? WAIT... it's a cheetah! chee-TAH... chee-TOS... there’s so much beauty in the world…

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