shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I could probably help. If you’re really desperate… 040
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Will Musk not still be president then though? 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025If anyone is writing a really niche poem about a canine services business carrying out their trade with carefree abandon, then “devil may care” rhymes nicely with “doggy day care”. Ok, it’s a pisser that the word “care” is used twice, but to be fair you’re getting this for free. 030
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Rightly so, they are indistinguishable! 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Yes, that’s what Palpatine says in the film. And if you thought I was quoting Trump then there, my friend, is perhaps the point! 110
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025“The attempt on my life has left me scarred…but my resolve has never been stronger!!” Did we just watch the inauguration of Emperor Trumpatine?! #WithThunderousApplause 141
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Nice try Baron Trump but you’re still no Gary Barlow’s son 210
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Is everyone else crying and doing unconvincing Welsh accents right now? 030
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Is anyone else getting approximately 1 million emails per minute from the DCS??!! 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 14/12/2024The view from my favourite bus stop! 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 06/12/2024It was! In the end I was rescued by the mighty @alabamageisha.bsky.social but thanks for remembering! 010
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The end of this had me in bits! Like the closing scene in Childhood’s End when we’re all just a short violin solo that someone might hear 😩😩😢😢 010
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 26/11/2024SB currently shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ, that’s SB shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ. Thank you. 030
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I heard an actual English person say “I could care less” today. It’s happening, my friends. Brace yourselves. #Proms #BabyShowers #BlackFriday 460
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I noticed today that Nicotinell are now making a product to help people stop vaping. Good luck to anyone trying to stop trying to stop smoking. Maybe just buy some cigs? 030
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Ooh can I be in this please? I want to make it cheaper to buy Star Wars figures here 030
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I didn’t understand the concept of a breakout room until I came to Blue Sky. More cake anyone? Cup of tea? 040
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Hope everyone is having as much fun as I am, trying to remember all my passwords having removed cookies so I can get on DCS! (Luckily, this does not affect the local takeaway market. I have all their numbers burned into my brain.) 140
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I read these two posts together and gasped 000
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Ok this is not, as the youth of today say, a fitness page. And these things may be bollocks. But hey, 56 to 47 in 2 months. I’ll take that! Getting there… 120
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I’m at the gym. Done 3 circuits. It’s a decent sized car park to be fair. Still no spaces though. Fuck it, I’m going for a pizza. 0192
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Top 3 foods I can make: 3. Beans on toast 2. Scrambled egg on toast 1. Beans and scrambled egg on toast - SB (age 46) 060
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Ok so now that we’re all moving to Bluesky, are we back in the EU or something? Or does that come later? 1120
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Have you found me a little house yet? 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Safari or Chrome, can’t do it on either! 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Ok fellow lovers of DCS. Anyone want to tell me how to get rid of cookies for that site without deleting my entire history, computer, house, life etc? 100
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Shit.media.tenor.coma man with a beard and earrings is laying on a bed and making a funny face .ALT: a man with a beard and earrings is laying on a bed and making a funny face . 010
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024I was wondering what my first actual Blue Sky post would be. Not that one about setting up an account. That’s nothing. Doesn’t count. I wanted this one to matter. And so, here I am. Followed by the ruddy CBA! I have truly arrived! 140
shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I did do a Blue Sky. If you have found me, say hi! 29183
