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@shitbarrister.bsky.social
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If anyone is writing a really niche poem about a canine services business carrying out their trade with carefree abandon, then “devil may care” rhymes nicely with “doggy day care”. Ok, it’s a pisser that the word “care” is used twice, but to be fair you’re getting this for free.
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
“The attempt on my life has left me scarred…but my resolve has never been stronger!!” Did we just watch the inauguration of Emperor Trumpatine?! #WithThunderousApplause
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Nice try Baron Trump but you’re still no Gary Barlow’s son
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Is everyone else crying and doing unconvincing Welsh accents right now?
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Is anyone else getting approximately 1 million emails per minute from the DCS??!!
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
SB currently shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ, that’s SB shitting himself in Court 4 at the RCJ. Thank you.
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Yes it is
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I heard an actual English person say “I could care less” today. It’s happening, my friends. Brace yourselves. #Proms #BabyShowers #BlackFriday
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I noticed today that Nicotinell are now making a product to help people stop vaping. Good luck to anyone trying to stop trying to stop smoking. Maybe just buy some cigs?
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I didn’t understand the concept of a breakout room until I came to Blue Sky. More cake anyone? Cup of tea?
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hope everyone is having as much fun as I am, trying to remember all my passwords having removed cookies so I can get on DCS! (Luckily, this does not affect the local takeaway market. I have all their numbers burned into my brain.)
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ok this is not, as the youth of today say, a fitness page. And these things may be bollocks. But hey, 56 to 47 in 2 months. I’ll take that! Getting there…
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m at the gym. Done 3 circuits. It’s a decent sized car park to be fair. Still no spaces though. Fuck it, I’m going for a pizza.
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Top 3 foods I can make: 3. Beans on toast 2. Scrambled egg on toast 1. Beans and scrambled egg on toast - SB (age 46)
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ok so now that we’re all moving to Bluesky, are we back in the EU or something? Or does that come later?
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Ok fellow lovers of DCS. Anyone want to tell me how to get rid of cookies for that site without deleting my entire history, computer, house, life etc?
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I was wondering what my first actual Blue Sky post would be. Not that one about setting up an account. That’s nothing. Doesn’t count. I wanted this one to matter. And so, here I am. Followed by the ruddy CBA! I have truly arrived!
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shitbarrister.bsky.social @shitbarrister.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I did do a Blue Sky. If you have found me, say hi!
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