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Signed up to this on my Nokia to impress ladies. Argyle and Argos's top boy. Evergreen Premium. 1/92 plus Wembley

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Andre Aardwolf (Feeling Monstrous) @sneakeryeen.bsky.social · 12h
The argyle. I love it.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TV PLAYER RATINGS OUT OF 100 Cooper 59 Harding 78 STAR MAN Edwards 69 Mitchell 72 Ross 70 Ibrahim 57 White 59 Curtis 64 Irow 62 Bim 73 Evans 71 Subs idc #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's felt like nothing has really clicked yet. I don't know if we have a "wait until it does" or a "this obviously won't last" vibe going on. Roll on Womblediddums next week, the useless shits are clearly destined to nick it 1 nil
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Half time. Two very average sets of footballers deciding, probably fairly, that the way to succeed today is to try and out-meathead the other. Good to have Joe back. Ibrahim and White look a bit weak as a pair. First goal wins, probably. #pafc #lofc #utba
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GAMEDAY GROINS LET'S BLOOTER OREOS UNLEASH THE LUMPY GREEN BISON OF VIRTUE #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Orient vs Argyle 1/6 of the English clubs with unique suffixes* face off at Brisbane Road** in a bumper International Break FACE OFF*** tomorrow. Any team changes? Predictions? Anyone care? #pafc #lofc *you'll never sing that, to the other 80. **don't gamble fs ***we're playing football
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh no This is how it starts Bluesky, fs
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Losing to Burton. Not in the "smash the league" script I was reading, fs I was watching England get threaded by Spain, but I've seen the highlights, so obviously have excellent, informed suggestions: Practice heading at goal. Stop palming it out to an attacker. Fist Oreos next week. #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Think we're settled enough to simply batter someone soon. Will it be Burton? I wouldn't like to say, but they are shit. Argyle 0-1 Burton
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GAMEDAY GROINS LET'S BATTER BURTON FS #pafc #bafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BURTON TOWN (H) Win and we go top, given Bradderz / SheffW have postponed their games due to being massive wimps. I always assume Burton will be 'kin dreadful, but they never go down and are currently 12th, so... Same XI surely? I don't think there's a single Burtons fan on bsky. #pafc #bafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fuck the ICC and the ECB #cricket 🏏
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't know what to say about that. Hopefully Oseni is OK. Palace nippers were game for it throughout, albeit they play football in that stupid 'academy' way, all triangles and zero progression. Bim coming on was far too much for them. Bloke is starting to look like a L1 Batistuta.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shit competition greens! Surely we just play anyone not in the starting XI for Saturday, as surely that'll be the same team as the last two games? ✅ God knows how good Palace nippers will be, but let's fist them mercilessly, regardless. #pafc #cpfc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
CLEVS TO PRESTON? Linked by @reluctantnicko.bsky.social Anyone who says he wouldn't go to Preston hasn't been watching. Having said that...would they want him? Would we miss him? It's a no from me to this one. We move onto Burton. #pafc #pnefc
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Mitch Cook's Left Foot @cooksleft.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
mclfoot.blogspot.com... NEW BLOG: Blackpool vs Plymouth A really depressing afternoon. #UTMP #PAFC
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Rethink needed - the Mighty vs Plymouth Argyle
I don't want to write this. Maybe I've done too many of these. Perhaps having to have 'a take' for every game is wearing thin. Maybe I shoul...
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JD @jduck5.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can I interest Sir in an ‘A Flock of Seagulls’ chant perhaps? Ollie Irow Irow will score today Ollie Irow he runs all night and day 🎶
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Harvey Whiiite One look at you and I can't disguise I've got Harvey Whiiite 🎶 #pafc #utba
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Freddy's loan going well 😵
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me at 2.55pm today #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
GAMEDAY GREENS UH-UH UH-UH Expectations are pretty high, but a point on the road isn't ever a bad one. Part of me thinks we simply bully Blackpool with Meathead Groins FC, ala Barnsley last week. Here's my fisting bheys ✊ Predictions? Anyone going? #pafc #utmp
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Meanwhile Hampshire relegated with the shittest batting line up in history
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Obviously on a big night for Sunderland, who had been invariably shite for much of the last 10 years, the punchline is Argyle. Fisted em, dint we 🙄
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Argo Loan Watch Kidderminster* vs Gateshead Freddy starts tonight for a Gateshead where half the squad have fallen out with manager Lee Cattermole. Reports suggest the captain, last season's players player AND top goalscorer are among 6 being completely excluded from first team duties 😂 #pafc
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SparkAlistair @alistairspark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He nearly took the net off 😱 #OliverIrow scored this belter for #PlymouthArgyle in their win over #Barnsley 👏 #Plymouth #PAFC #LeagueOne #England #footballnews #footballculture #news #football #soccer #bluesky #viral #fyp #calcio #fútbol #futebol #futbol #fotboll #fußball #fussball #voetbal
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Another class prediction ✅ Ross unlucky not to start ✅ Roll on Blackpool ✅ #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
UP THE GAMEDAY GROINS Barnsley (H) They are young, fresh, eager, WEAK, athletic, NAIVE, attacking, interesting and PATHETIC Let's squeeze the enjoyment out of them and their footballing "ideals". Predictions, greens? Argyle 3-0 Ross (x2), Bim #pafc #barnsleyfc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In fairness, he'd be a useful cricketer; Phenomenally proficient tosser. Never fields at Mid Clacton. Famous as a Nigewatchman on the cliffs of Dover. Who needs KP's switch hit when you've a guy as good at backhanders as this? Plus he never misses opportunities, just like Hansie Cronje.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My review of this is shorter, if we can avoid them getting in behind our defence then we'll bully these weaklings and win comfortably. Expect Mathias Ross to score at least 2.
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Gateshead FC @gatesheadfc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Welcome to Gateshead, Freddie! ⚡️💨 The forward joins on loan from Plymouth Argyle until January 10, 2027! 🤝
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Been copied into a few screenshots on twitter (🤢) and apparently this phrase has become a "thing". It was only ever funny when your own team has shipped at least 4 goals and been completely fisted. Sad sad twitter, a far right child porn haven, also now a v v unfunny place 🤢 see also pasoti (🤢)
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
This the guy from Block 9? 😍
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"why isn't Joe Mwaro playing in the first XI" After 2 minutes he sent the Cardiff youngster through for a one-on-one #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Surprised we didn't give minutes to the back up keeper.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A 17 year old Welsh left winger is in for a proper kicking tonight #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I was always far more pissed off at the disallowal of Campbell's header, than the red card.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Big 3pts. Donny are pretty shite, but you've got to go up there an put them away having covered 500miles on the road this week. 7pt/5 games isn't frightening, but it's been a tough start on paper. Just need to clobber Barnsley round the head with our ballbags next week, and we're flying. #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Du du du du du du 'Cause I'll need you Du du du du du du And I'll miss you And now I wonder If I could fall into the sky Do you think time would pass me by Mal Boateng I'd walk a thousand miles If I could just see you tonight #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Team for Donny (A) Who wants some? #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
We've acquited ourselves well in this second half, albeit too little/late. Do feel like there was a bit too much deference/being "clever" with the starting XI, although in the end the difference is shit goals given away and a real lack of composure in approach play. Referee was really poor.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can't win the ball that often around an opponent's goal and not even get a shot off. Two shit goals to give away. Can't fault the effort. The quality...not great. #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Bench for Bim and Irow. Bottled it. Maybe Bim's off tonight. Smash em up Argo. Or defend stoutly. Or something. Shitbags. #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
COLORADO RAOUDS SIGNING MORGS - Give me a sell on % ASAP. 🙏 Also - send us the next Jason Bent. #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
TRANSFER DEADLINE GAMEDAY GROINS Are Leicester...good? They'll be drilled by that peculiar zealot to pass, pass and pass it more. But...can they defend a set piece? Predictions? Anyone going? Any incomings? Outgoings? Let's get fisting #pafc #lcfc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Good player, busy and involved, decent in the air too, for a small, pathetic morsel of a man. Surprised Wycombe have the money for it, wasn't it rumoured 1.5m. Big trade receivables week for Exeter, combined with the Watkins windfall (circa £1m) they get from his transfer to...whoever it was.
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Curtains scores for Hibs again. Luton go 5 zip down on the road to Mansfield. Wigan look hapless as fuck and lose to the Wombles. Sunday funday I've had 2 colas and might drink a can(😬) of Guinness
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Pilgrims Podcast @pilgrimspod.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
🚨 New ep: Guess Who’s Bak? 🚨 🟢⚪ #PAFC 2-0 Bradford 🟡🔴 🟢 Pleggy & White seal comprehensive W ⚪ Bakinson’s superb 2nd debut 🟢 4-4-2 flourishing: what changed? ⚪ Deadline Day & youth questions 💚 Ákos ⚪ Next: pressure on faltering Foxes? 🔗 linktr.ee/pilgrimspodcast
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
✅ #pafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
GAMEDAY GROINS! Let's hump Bradford Whoever has more of the ball loses this one. So it'll be the worst head tennis game you've ever seen. Hopefully we nick it. #pafc #bcafc
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Shit Argyle @shitargochants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BRADFORD SCOUTING REPORT Let them have the ball. Don't piss about with it in our own half. Don't ever slow the play down, they'll just regroup and it'll be pointless. Where tf is Tyreik? Gillesphey an Sarce still about. Big ginger who created their goals last season didn't play either. #pafc
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