ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024just ate the juiciest sluttiest most bountiful fuji apple in case yall even cared 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024next time someone asks me some dumbass shit at work i'm just gonna start barking straight up 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024you're telling me there's a lime in this coconut? 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024burrito bowl add tortilla on the side is THAT bitch 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024burrito bowl add tortilla on the side are u kidding me 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024hate a toilet that flushes violently pipe down bitch 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024feverish at work but no PTO left to justify me leaving maybe i should die 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i just know rfk jr sneezes into his hands instead of his elbow 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024unironically just woke up from a nightmare about the selzer poll 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024cat distribution system finally had its kizz fo me 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024rescued a cat while walking into the office today wtf 100 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024feeling like i'm being hunted for sport first thing after waking up in the morning 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i'm like batman except instead of fighting crime i have twitter fingers and no filter 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024"only jesus saves" narcan is literally right there 🤨 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024the juxtaposition of sitting absolutely motionless at the end of my bed but listening to elephunk .... 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024rice pudding enjoyer here ........i see the vision 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i raise you the timeless "do i hate myself or am i just pmsing " 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024only keeping my twitter account to: a) bare witness to it's official downfall b) cyberbully lol 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i am going to have an evening that is so unproductive........ 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024my handle feeling invalid as fuck idk ..... 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024don't get me wrong i'm pleased with screaming into my echo chamber but damn what gives do i need to post ass to gain mutuals tf is going on !? 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024she blue on my sky till my handle is invalid 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024is it because i'm wishing de*th on trumps cabinet members be honest 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024like really we're allocating funds from the coffee budget on folgers black silk???????? tastes like ash tray 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024office folgers is killing my spirit and lust for life one lousy cup at a time 100 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024i keep it real until i am inconvenienced in the slightest 000 0
