ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024just ate the juiciest sluttiest most bountiful fuji apple in case yall even cared 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024next time someone asks me some dumbass shit at work i'm just gonna start barking straight up 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024you're telling me there's a lime in this coconut? 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024burrito bowl add tortilla on the side is THAT bitch 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024burrito bowl add tortilla on the side are u kidding me 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024hate a toilet that flushes violently pipe down bitch 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024feverish at work but no PTO left to justify me leaving maybe i should die 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024i just know rfk jr sneezes into his hands instead of his elbow 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024unironically just woke up from a nightmare about the selzer poll 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024rescued a cat while walking into the office today wtf 100 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024feeling like i'm being hunted for sport first thing after waking up in the morning 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i'm like batman except instead of fighting crime i have twitter fingers and no filter 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024"only jesus saves" narcan is literally right there 🤨 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024the juxtaposition of sitting absolutely motionless at the end of my bed but listening to elephunk .... 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024only keeping my twitter account to: a) bare witness to it's official downfall b) cyberbully lol 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i am going to have an evening that is so unproductive........ 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024don't get me wrong i'm pleased with screaming into my echo chamber but damn what gives do i need to post ass to gain mutuals tf is going on !? 010 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024she blue on my sky till my handle is invalid 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024office folgers is killing my spirit and lust for life one lousy cup at a time 100 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024i keep it real until i am inconvenienced in the slightest 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024i aim to make this app worse (there is no draft option) 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024been crop dusting all the conservatives in my office the last two weeks i really don't give a fuck 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024out of protein powder i suppose i must eat my roommate instead 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024"i don't ever see you at the club" ok bitch and i don't ever see you building zonai f-150's to return the koroks to their friends ...... 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024constantly calling my cat a fat bitch to build character 000 0
ferocious beast @shit4lungs.bsky.social · 14/11/2024smoking a joint and scrolling on twitter must be like damn i'm high and i hate this app 000 0
