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Magpie

@shipmancer.bsky.social
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Magpie • she/her • 25+ • 🏳️‍🌈 Just here to look at drawings of dick and tits and post random garbage. “Problematic” or otherwise uncomfortable content may follow. Block if that is not your thing or if you are a minor 🔞

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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
people calling Vyper problematic for flirting with Apollo - SHE KILLS PEOPLE FOR FUN AND PROFIT? God forbid a girl gets herself a rich little boytoy to get access to his inheritance smh 🙄 It not even in the top 20 of problematic things shes done
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i want pizza but there is literally 0 good pizza in this town. where can i buy good PIZZA cmon
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
just got to the dark world of chpt 5, and let me say: What The Fuck?
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
dealing with strangers on the internet is always a 50/50 that they’ll be the kindest person ever or a huuuuuuge fucking asshole for no reason. And it has nothing to do with what you type to them. Like damn bitch you came to me why are you mad??? Im just asking for help???
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
hazbn giveth (lesbian Sera) and hazbn taketh away….:. (hetero Adam + Abel??????) anywaaaays thats what fanfiction is for. canon is temporary old men kissing is forever kthnxbyeee <3
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
boku n hero acca have spoiled me so fucking bad. what do you mean there isnt 10 billion fics for every obscure pairing possible???? :’C
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
i know my period is on its way cause im finding myself wanting to fuck fictional men no one has ever thirsted for. bitch what are we even doing. get some taste.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
there is 3 fics of them on ao3 and all of them are rated G or T for canon-typical violence. 30 year old anime.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
becomes obsessed with an obscure ship from a 30 year old anime. hmm okay. never underestimate the allure of old man yaoi i GUESS.
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$a咪 @sakana8.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
#charcifer
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ByJove @byjove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Red Riot showing Fatgum some appreciation
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Dagmar @d4gm4rs.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the sillies
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
yeah no it actually doesnt matter how hard you stan problematic female characters when youre cruel to real life women.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS AT 3 AT NIGHT A RANDOM SUNDAY. I JUST WANNA TALK
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
checked my old works instagram and now i want to blow my ffffffuckin beains out even worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaa!!!!!!!! I WANNA GO BAAAAAAACK I WANNA GO BACK I WANNA GO BACK OAUUGRHHHHHHHHHH
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
when my dog is napping and does a big stretch and touches me with her itty bitty paws
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
i dont wanna work i wanna lock myself into my home and wither away like a dead bug on the windowsill. i want to do nothing for the rest of existence.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
infinite death and suffering for me every day. what if we all walk into the bog and die? what if we just stop the suffering?
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
never mind it wont happen, im blowing my brains out first chance i get <3 (THIS IS HYPERBOLE)
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
never ask me what i ship in any piece of media cause its always gonna be poly. just one big poly with all the characters that have any chemistry. its always poly. theyre all fucking.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
swedish bureaucracy only has two modes, HYPER EFFICIENT and flexible or COMPLETELY USELESS and stiff. No in between ever.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
might??? be able to get my old job back??? god please i miss it so fuckin much 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i have not watched the circus show show everyone on twitter is talking about but the funny little teeth man with the hat sparks joy… new blorbo-in-law
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
not to be Too Woke but i would think that “not mocking people for dating sex-workers” would be like. part of Step 1 in destigmatizing sex-work. Dunking on someone for having a gf that makes OF content really isn’t as funny as people seem to think it is.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
all might is stronger than me cause if I had that boy alone on a beach i would unzip and show him how to really smash 💪💪💪 /j
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Syb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
he's just making sure Kacchan is having nice dreams
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yolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
and a little cbt. why not. why shouldn't i have a treat
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
something abt pre-ofa Izuku is just special, man…. a certain je ne sais quoi… reaching levels of pathetic previously unthought of.
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AIRA ➵ Y/CON Paris @loveisintheaira.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Sorry, just a sec, I’m size differencing ✍️ #endhawks
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gizmo🦤 comms OPEN @ohnogizm0.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
toshi having some alone time 😮‍💨 #allmight #toshinoriyagi
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i know the elden ring translation team was hype as fuck when they realized they could use the title of “POTentate” for the leader of the Jar village.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
yeah i could go looking for new stuff to read…… orrrrrr i could go re-read that one fic that im obsessed with <3 hehe <3
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
you cant even write problematic fic about GREEK MYTHOLOGY anymore??? cant have shit in detroit come onnnnn greek myths??? cant have incest or rape in greek myths??? go outsideeeee
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
found a new fic i liked but then i looked at the author and its THE SAME GUY goddamn it.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
the combo of Massive sad dad with ISSUES + Twink who was groomed by the government but will kill everyone just a WHIFF of that dilf dick just speaks to me…. 25 year age difference oughhhh tastyyyyyy
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
been in an endhawks mood lately but i read one (1) really good fic and now no other i find cant measure up to it…. theyre all missing that je ne sais quoi… that little extra umph… where are all the good fics hiding….
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
got out of work early cause i worked too good yesterday and there was nothing left to go lets fucking goooooo
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i love how in bnha you see the todorokis and go “wow this is the worst family ever. it cant get worse than this.” only for the Himuras and Shigarakis both to hit you with canon incest. yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
in other words, a new guy has started working at the disability-aid company that visits me once a week. This guy is the first black guy my dog has had the chance to interact with one-on-one. She warmed up to him pretty quick but its MORTIFYING to realize Oh God my dog is Racist.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
one thing that you may not expect when you get a dog is that you have to teach them to Not be racist. people dont tell you that. you gotta teach your dog to not freak out meeting people with a different skin tone than theyre used to.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
i havent had access to my money for like a week and wont for another and while it was okay at first, now im willing to kill someone for some fast food. i want something FRIED. i want something GREASY. Im doing a bank heist for my own money and getting mcdonalds on the way home.
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🔞 Aislin🧜‍♀️ 🔞 - comms open! @ais4horn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
cw hypno , incest #morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4) I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣 Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!!
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Dagmar @d4gm4rs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
sometimes you have to go a little bonkers in mspaint
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
gaming and digital art programs, as well as causal internet surfing. ill look into Zorrin though!!!
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𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙 | 𝕀𝕟 𝕃𝕒𝕣𝕤’ 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 @deathklaue.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
[ CW : electrocution / piss / omorashi ] Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~ - [ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ]
Lesbian honest, he’s for sure into the electrocution in the right context. He’s gonna be pissed ( huehuehue ) about his pants though.
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
i just want windows to sell me a little box that isnt full of bloatware and AI bullshit. I dont wanna do fixes or hacking or jailbreaking i just want. computer. i dont wanna force anything. but tech world bad… mr microsoft wont give me little box.
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Dagmar @d4gm4rs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
two old men sloppy drunk falling asleep during a new years kiss
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
drawing character :) drawing clothes on character :(
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
imma need that fuckin A/I bubble to pop soon cause my computer is dying but the parts for a new one costs 7 billion dollars and the software is basically unusable. i cant switch to linux man im not strong enough dont make me do it
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Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I cant stop thinking about the piss gnomes post. THE tumblr Heritage post to me. It has it all. The wording, the subject, the punchline, the users immediately pissing on the poor. Iconic.
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