Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026people calling Vyper problematic for flirting with Apollo - SHE KILLS PEOPLE FOR FUN AND PROFIT? God forbid a girl gets herself a rich little boytoy to get access to his inheritance smh 🙄 It not even in the top 20 of problematic things shes done 011
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026i want pizza but there is literally 0 good pizza in this town. where can i buy good PIZZA cmon 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026just got to the dark world of chpt 5, and let me say: What The Fuck? 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 08/06/2026dealing with strangers on the internet is always a 50/50 that they’ll be the kindest person ever or a huuuuuuge fucking asshole for no reason. And it has nothing to do with what you type to them. Like damn bitch you came to me why are you mad??? Im just asking for help??? 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 05/06/2026hazbn giveth (lesbian Sera) and hazbn taketh away….:. (hetero Adam + Abel??????) anywaaaays thats what fanfiction is for. canon is temporary old men kissing is forever kthnxbyeee <3 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/05/2026i know my period is on its way cause im finding myself wanting to fuck fictional men no one has ever thirsted for. bitch what are we even doing. get some taste. 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 28/05/2026becomes obsessed with an obscure ship from a 30 year old anime. hmm okay. never underestimate the allure of old man yaoi i GUESS. 100
Reposted by MagpieByJove @byjove.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Red Riot showing Fatgum some appreciation 39827
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 22/04/2026yeah no it actually doesnt matter how hard you stan problematic female characters when youre cruel to real life women. 010
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 12/04/2026WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS AT 3 AT NIGHT A RANDOM SUNDAY. I JUST WANNA TALK 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026when my dog is napping and does a big stretch and touches me with her itty bitty paws 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026infinite death and suffering for me every day. what if we all walk into the bog and die? what if we just stop the suffering? 100
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026never ask me what i ship in any piece of media cause its always gonna be poly. just one big poly with all the characters that have any chemistry. its always poly. theyre all fucking. 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026might??? be able to get my old job back??? god please i miss it so fuckin much 🙏🙏🙏🙏 100
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026i have not watched the circus show show everyone on twitter is talking about but the funny little teeth man with the hat sparks joy… new blorbo-in-law 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 09/03/2026not to be Too Woke but i would think that “not mocking people for dating sex-workers” would be like. part of Step 1 in destigmatizing sex-work. Dunking on someone for having a gf that makes OF content really isn’t as funny as people seem to think it is. 000
Reposted by MagpieSyb la Tortue @syblatortue.bsky.social · 04/02/2026he's just making sure Kacchan is having nice dreams 101199224
Reposted by Magpieyolk 🔞 @grognog.bsky.social · 24/02/2026and a little cbt. why not. why shouldn't i have a treat 5966170
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/02/2026something abt pre-ofa Izuku is just special, man…. a certain je ne sais quoi… reaching levels of pathetic previously unthought of. 120
Reposted by MagpieAIRA ➵ Y/CON Paris @loveisintheaira.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Sorry, just a sec, I’m size differencing ✍️ #endhawks 731555
Reposted by Magpiegizmo🦤 comms OPEN @ohnogizm0.bsky.social · 24/10/2024toshi having some alone time 😮💨 #allmight #toshinoriyagi 08327
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 17/02/2026i know the elden ring translation team was hype as fuck when they realized they could use the title of “POTentate” for the leader of the Jar village. 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026yeah i could go looking for new stuff to read…… orrrrrr i could go re-read that one fic that im obsessed with <3 hehe <3 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 29/01/2026you cant even write problematic fic about GREEK MYTHOLOGY anymore??? cant have shit in detroit come onnnnn greek myths??? cant have incest or rape in greek myths??? go outsideeeee 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 27/01/2026been in an endhawks mood lately but i read one (1) really good fic and now no other i find cant measure up to it…. theyre all missing that je ne sais quoi… that little extra umph… where are all the good fics hiding…. 120
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 21/01/2026got out of work early cause i worked too good yesterday and there was nothing left to go lets fucking goooooo 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 18/01/2026i love how in bnha you see the todorokis and go “wow this is the worst family ever. it cant get worse than this.” only for the Himuras and Shigarakis both to hit you with canon incest. yeah, the todorokis are Very mentally ill but Hey! At least theres no canon incest! singular W for the todorokis 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026one thing that you may not expect when you get a dog is that you have to teach them to Not be racist. people dont tell you that. you gotta teach your dog to not freak out meeting people with a different skin tone than theyre used to. 100
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 12/01/2026i havent had access to my money for like a week and wont for another and while it was okay at first, now im willing to kill someone for some fast food. i want something FRIED. i want something GREASY. Im doing a bank heist for my own money and getting mcdonalds on the way home. 000
Reposted by Magpie🔞 Aislin🧜♀️ 🔞 - comms open! @ais4horn.bsky.social · 04/01/2026cw hypno , incest #morningstarcest #charcifer implied #radiostatic Happy World Hypnotism Day!😵🎉 (jan 4) I know it's for destigmatising - like dispelling the myth of mind control - but I couldn't resist making it kinky🤣 Relevant PSA: @helluvahypnoweek.bsky.social is coming in a month!! 922241
Reposted by MagpieDagmar @d4gm4rs.bsky.social · 29/12/2025sometimes you have to go a little bonkers in mspaint 318753
Reposted by Magpie𝕜𝕒𝕤𝕙 | 𝕀𝕟 𝕃𝕒𝕣𝕤’ 𝕡𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕥 @deathklaue.bsky.social · 02/01/2026[ CW : electrocution / piss / omorashi ] Alastor needed a little nudge to get over his crippling pee shyness~ - [ #Alastor • #HazbinHotel • #Radiostatic (implied) • #KashArts ] 17567106
Reposted by MagpieDagmar @d4gm4rs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026two old men sloppy drunk falling asleep during a new years kiss 427379
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/12/2025imma need that fuckin A/I bubble to pop soon cause my computer is dying but the parts for a new one costs 7 billion dollars and the software is basically unusable. i cant switch to linux man im not strong enough dont make me do it 110
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I cant stop thinking about the piss gnomes post. THE tumblr Heritage post to me. It has it all. The wording, the subject, the punchline, the users immediately pissing on the poor. Iconic. 000
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 11/12/2025You can let me go onto e/t/s/y without supervision trustttt me i can be left alone with my wallet and an endless amount of shiny trinkets itll be fine. Im so trustworthy when it comes to not buying shiny little things. 000
Reposted by Magpie🔞 PERICO REGORDETE 🔞 @unchained-hound.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Obsessed with him being like "You did the bare minimum accomodations for my comfort which means we are brothers in arms until the day I die" like what being a NEET does to a motherfucker 16116
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Obsessed with the fact that Vox got rejected by his crush so bad that 70 years later he straps himself to a nuke just to keep Alastor from winning. This is the peak of toxic yaoi. He was ready to kill everyone in that city just to make sure Alastor lost. Men will do anything but go to therapy 🙄 010
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Im no better than Vox cause if I had the chance to put Lucifer in a jar and give him a bad tickle I would too 100
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 18/11/2025hzbn discourse at the point where people argue for d€ath penalty. Good lord. 000
Reposted by MagpieSaucyMist @saucymist.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Doodle - She likes to bully him alot. #guitarqueen 219723
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“Omg Alastor would never be friends with Val” Yeah because Al would never do something he disliked in the moment to reach his greater goal at a later date. Alastor would never scheme or plan. Do you all fucking hear yourselves? 000
Reposted by MagpieSalem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 07/11/2025his bottomest b*tch (staticradio, S2E4 vibes) #StaticRadio #RadioStatic #voxal 17723144
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025I can feel a lot of people are gonna hate episode 4 oh hzbn but IM NOT ONE OF THEM honestly that shit is like crack cocaine directly into my brain. Im eating so good yesss feed that melodrama directly into my bloodstream 111
Magpie @shipmancer.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Dishonored is an excellent example of the US-brand of Puritanism when it comes to nudity. Yeah you can have people eaten alive by rats or explode them with razorblades or stab them through the throat but GOD FORBID you see even a singular tit in the level set in a brothel. 100