Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Between the decline of students’ basic academic and social skills (coming from me, an awkward weirdo), and the state legislature and our administrators’ obsession with using their “business” genius to “improve” higher ed, this has been a challenging semester. 030
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have already told Chris Collingsworth to go fuck himself, if you need a sign that football has started. 120
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dog sniffed out this weird stick (it’s actually a lizard’s tail!) on this morning’s hike. First time I’ve seen one of these detached and just laying in the dirt. 000
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Student proudly wore his Utah Shakespeare Festival daggers to class today. I was fully on board until I realized they were actually steel and actually sharp. Now only kind of on board. Small potatoes on a campus with a concealed handgun pretty much guaranteed within 100 yard radius at all times. 110
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026On possible sinus and sore throat watch just two days into the semester. Not ideal, but OK timing with long weekend coming up. Also, great to be back. First day was a little rusty, as far as teaching went, today seemed good. Hopefully feel good tomorrow and set a good tone. 000
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Cloudy here, but cool to watch the lunar #eclipse happen. Faster than I would have expected. 020
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not sure how long it was stuck. It could rest its head and chest on the ground, so it wasn’t fully hanging by a leg (that happened last time). It did free itself not long after I hacked through the fence, and just as city police showed up to help. DWR won’t be open for a few hours. 000
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Second time in the last 8 years I’ve lived here that a deer has gotten a rear leg caught in the welded panel fence. Cut this one free by getting through the metal with a hacksaw. Deer definitely injured. Will see if it’s still in the neighbor’s yard and call the DWR if so when sun comes up. 100
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026static.klipy.comBuzzwords Dumb People Use To Sound Important?Alt: Simpsons gif: Aren’t these just Buzzwords Dumb People Use To Sound Important? 010
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My favorite phrase is “degenerate into corporate jargon”. 000
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My university wants to come up with an AI “North Star”, and since I am a cynical person O used Gemini intentionally for the first time to get this feedback: 200
Reposted by Grant’s HammerPatrick De Haan @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026MEGA🧵on prices: OIL is X but why is GASOLINE Y and DIESEL Z?!?! a thread on refining this summer and what's behind it, your questions answered in this thread (plz share!): 13916
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Google Scholar remains unfucked for now. Good results for the same search, as far as I can tell. Scholar’s been a great tool for almost two decades and if it ends up suffering the same AI infection it will be quite the loss for easy research queries. 020
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Based on limited info(cabin near Panguitch Lake), if somewhat in situ, the prime suspect is Brian Head Fm. Claron seems unlikely but would also very interesting. But my hunch is got reworked into Quaternary seds. You’ll probably be first to know if I find out more, Jim! 010
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026It’s at least three degrees of separation between me and the kid that found it, but I’ll keep at it to see if they have more info! 110
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Now that people helpfully made the brontothere ID I can see that mastodon molars are longer and usually have six or more cusps instead of just four. The cusps also seem to be more rounded and conical for mastodon (thus the name). 130
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026There are lots of types fossil teeth I don’t know about, though. I don’t have good location info yet. There are plenty of Quaternary deposits up there, but also some Eocene-Miocene sed rocks interbedded with massive tuffs. So, if anyone has any ideas I appreciate it! 270
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Got sent photos of a #fossil tooth a local kid found at around 8500 ft elevation in southern Utah. Could use ID help. My first thought was mastodon or something similar because of the cusps, but juvenile due to the small size? #geology #paleontology 62311
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Conservative politicians being funded (bribed) by the two biggest water consumers in the Southwest (big ag and energy/mining) has got to implode at some point in a fight over water resources. 010
Reposted by Grant’s HammerBy Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 24/07/2026As *tech*, AI isn't exceptional. It's not exceptionally wicked. It's not exceptionally good. Take away the accompanying, galactic-scale stock-swindle, and we'd call AI's apps "plug-ins" and we'd use them and abuse them in the same way that we've used every other technology: www.normaltech.ai 1/ 211230490
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Now, Lava Beds! They just let you go in these lava tubes if you do to the white nose bat fungus precautions or have never been in a cave before. 140
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Maybe the park service needs slightly better review of their signage before the final product. Some oopsies here, probably the result of a contractor of a contractor without a science background, but still. 100
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The hydrothermal features at Lassen are very neat! 120
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Lassen Peak. A 2.5 mile hike to the top. It blew up in 1915! You can see Shasta easily on a clear day. 120
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Some #geology and general nature pics from a trip through northern CA and southern OR. First up, coastal rocks. 2131
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I’ll probably post some fun #geology photos once I’m back on real internet, but strong recommend for Lassen and Lava Beds! I’m not even a volcanologist. 050
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026One thing I noticed leaving Utah/Nevada for a while is the complete absence of side by sides and spent shell casings on public lands at the places I’ve been. And I’m not just in national parks! That said, the parks sure make it seem like ecosystems are a lot healthier without all the damn cows. 140
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’ll be back well before the start of the semester! 010
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026The Forester has minimal weight capacity and my water magic is woefully under spec’d. 100
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Not sure why people haven’t recognized that McConnell was simply entering estivation due to the summer heat. It’s very dangerous to interrupt that, especially if you disturb the mucous cocoon. 000
Reposted by Grant’s HammerPew Research Center @pewresearch.org · 06/07/2026Lawmakers in the U.S. represent more people than in almost any other country. Each of the 435 voting members of the U.S. House of Representatives represents about 802,000 people. The median representation ratio among 106 democracies was about 31,000 people per lawmaker. #USDemocracy 912561
Reposted by Grant’s HammerSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The 2026 United States of Science Challenge starts NOW! Each bubble represents classrooms we’ve matched with scientists this year. This a competition to fill bubbles with $10 donations to support @skypeascientist.bsky.social The first region to fill all bubbles wins. 👇🏻 givebutter.com/USS2026givebutter.comUnited States of Science 2026By Skype a Scientist 14228176
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Oh for fuck’s sake the site is run by Booz Allen. That makes sad corrupt sense. So glad our camping fees get to fund surveillance software and military tech. USA 250! 210
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I’m used to dispersed camping, but I’m going somewhere new and wasn’t sure what would be available, so I figured it was best to reserve a spot so I don’t have to search after a long drive. 110
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It appears as though Recreation.gov has non-refundable reservation fees that I don’t remember. I assume those fees are a relatively new grift for the contractor on top of the already ridiculous nightly campsite fees that price people out of National Forest campgrounds.recreation.govRecreation.gov - Camping, Cabins, RVs, Permits, Passes & MoreWe're here to help you dream up your next trip, figure out the details, and reserve experiences at over 3,600 facilities and 103,000 individual sites across the country. 110
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Photos from yesterday afternoon’s smoke in Cedar City around 6:30 pm. It lifted by late evening and it’s relatively clear this morning. It smelled surprisingly pleasant compared to other wildfire smoke I’ve experienced. Maybe the mix of burning juniper, piñon, and sage is a nice potpourri? 120
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Alas I cannot, the link to the actual results has plenty of options of people who though of this before 000
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Absolutely. I know lots of citizens and state level folks are working hard for a better vision and parts of it are in the works, but it’s 20 years too late in many cases. I’ll be curious to see how a new fancy Smiths affects things,and if it’ll pull people away from the Walmart congestion. 110
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Would have biked to do errands (securing bourbon, tequila, and snacks) but last week they’d blocked off the only pedestrian-safe option over the interstate. 100
Grant’s Hammer @shimer.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I usually avoid driving around in this formerly small town on a Friday afternoon but I ventured out at 1:30 pm today and good gravy, nonsense and traffic jams all around. All states have bad drivers but the three piece of UT, CA, and NV is a powerfully bad combo. 100