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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 17m

You have to be a special kind of kkkunt to become a trillionaire

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 17m

You have to be a special kind of kkkunt to become a trillionaire

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 2h

For those of you outside the UK, may I heartily recommend this (and you will laugh mightily while getting it)

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 3h

7 years ago, left france/Switzerland when WHO contract ended to go back to blighty, but Brexit was on horizon, so camped out in fave getaway city, made friends, paid someone the best €100 ever to get us residency card, put UK off year by year until this became our home. I'm in a tshirt nuff said x

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 3h

No one likes DMs and it's weird to send a DM saying so hey you know how in your bio you say you like cheese...

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 3h

It's not a typo it's a pun... But see? This is why we need this bio clarification function

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 13h

Out with a bunch of Irish folk and I'm doing my level best not to bust out a terrible impression of guy ritchie's mobland... I tell you now Harry, we need to kill everyone kind of thing

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 13h

See? This is why we need this function!

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 13h

I don't actually think you can. DMs aside if you posted a piece on, say, I dunno abortion rights, and I said so hey tell me how you're a "bit gonzo" Jane, you'd be like what the fuck!! 😂

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

Ha! Everything starts with a B. Alliteration. Geddit? I'm so glad we cleared that up 😂

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

How are these not AI... Or as we used to say back in the day, photoshopped?

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

Drunken #bluesky observation. There should be a function where you can answer people's bios. Some people say interesting weird stuff and I just want to ask what. Just a thought.

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

Hard to find non estrella draft beer in barcelona so I'm a gonna cain all these

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

We were all hairly beloved once...

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

This dude isn't AI just to show you the real thing

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

They're children... Or incels who are more virginal than children anyway

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

This is literally a "how to look like el-sayed" gayfest

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

In the future everyone will be famous for 15 seconds #KatieZacharia

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

In the future everyone will be famous for 15 seconds #KatieZacharia

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

Permission to DM to ask banal questions re this

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

I see a lot of hairspray in your past

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 14h

Nice. It's a hard one, trying to measure what I was into then with what I now look back on. I mean, Neil Young is one of my fave artists but I can't pretend I was into him in 1989, that came a minute later when I discovered the joys of lying in a burned out basement getting high!

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 15h

You know what, my 1989 self would agree more with your choice than my 2026 self 😁

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 17h

Not just abroad. In Israel. Say it in the headline. It really does matter

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 17h

Well that sort of almost what happened this summer... Hence this mad old turnaround innit

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Height of this summer I reached 100+kg, heaviest I've ever been, so embarked on a "cut the crap, eat healthy, move more" regime and I'm finally back in the 80s! (idea weight for my age/height is in 70s so long way to go) To celebrate being 89kg, what's your 2 favourite albums/ 2 fave songs of 89? x

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Ah she's a trooper, just bruised and a bit pissed off!

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Daughter got injured by faulty equipment at school. I threatened to sue, she said don't be mad, I relented, grumbling that if this were America we'd definitely sue, what with their suing culture, and she asked if they sue the school after there's a shooting and now I can't stop thinking about that 🫨

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Metallica have always been poseurs

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