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Sylvester Stallone & Jason Statham Cheers

Worst Expendables movie ever Stallone: We go in, kill the terrorists, save the people Stratham: job done! Stallone: We killed 'em all? Stratham: only the people, not the terrorists

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ALT: Sylvester Stallone & Jason Statham Cheers

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As the Spanish say... Jajajajaja 🤣

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The 80s saw some mediocre white people in blazers get very rich doing not much work and feeling like they're in a Duran Duran video

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Horror movie idea: Straight Nepo Baby Men

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wait what... I thought these fuckers would be in hiding... Are you shitting me they're just straight up walking around the same godforsaken campus?? Holy shit what is wrong with that University

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If you'll indulge me in a spot of self-loathing. Forgot to bring water bottle to gym, so had to buy this plastic bottle, as if 100% recycling makes it alright 😑 Worse, it reminded me of, frankly, the priveleged life I led growing up in Bangladesh. During the drought, there'd be long queues...

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

IOF: IDF: "All this targeted attacks on innocent men, women and children I do everyday that leaves them homeless, maimed or dead is just so overwhelming" The Grauniad: "There, there"

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Questions I don't ask chatgpt because I don't chatgpt but I'd like to know from a human expert: If humans stopped stealing honey, would bees be like, woah look at our stash, I'd say that's enough for one day, lads, let's chill? Or would they just keep making honey

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What would you say is the greatest British film of all-time? Gimme a Top 5. 5. Dead Man's Shoes 4. Brazil 3. A Clockwork Orange 2. Sexy Beast 1. Withnail and I

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

First time in a long time I've woken up somewhere with no idea where I am. Earth, I think #DirtyStopout

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sunday plan: go gym, make healthy salas Mate: sven vath playing eight hour set on beach x

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Did you know Rambo is spelled with a B?

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Okay, I think it's actually ridiculous that my grandson looks AI generated but for ffs look at him! x

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#MusicGame #PutThePedalOnTheRecord The drill: Everyday, I have a session on the exercise bike and re-listen to a classic album. I make some notes, see if you can guess the record (I've left out the final clue as it's a dead giveaway, but I'll share it once you get it/can't guess it) x DAY 2:

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Which reminds me of one of my many pointless time wasting ventures here in bluesky from a couple of years back...

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The al in algebra comes from... oh whats the point Guess they may as well do away with Arabic numerals too

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It wouldn't be the first time...

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

#MusicGame Every day I shall be doing a session on the exercise bike while re-listening to a classic album all the way through. I'll make notes as I pedal, you can guess the album if you want to play along. I'll start off with an easy obvious one... DAY 1:

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I was kinda hoping there'll be martial law in the USA... only it would be led by all the ousted generals to depose of hegseth and topple trump 😐

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Alas poor Robby, I knew him well

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Even though it's not for any of the sex crimes related to the Epstein Files, Harvey Weinstein being convicted of a sex crime means at least one man in the Epstein Files has faced justice, so there's that...

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A request re: Suella Braverman here and Kash Patel there She is British, he is American. They're both twatshit kkkunts but British and American nonetheless In their (richly deserved) insults, pls leave out the "deport them" quips It's what the fash do: see a brown face and think "foreigner"🙏

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Seeing as Suella is back in the news, here's a song I made for her back when she was shafting everyone in the country as one of the leading fucksticks of the Tory Party...

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SUELLA

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The master vs mentor tale where the seito takes on the sensai was so much cooler in karate movies than it is between Tommo and Tommeh

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A spicy story in four parts (because I can only post one video at a time) So because I have kids to impress and my mum, who grows the naga armageddon, which peaks at 1,300,000 Scoville Heat Units (SHU), and refused to let me have some but my kids stole one anyway, so I had to try it and here we are

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If I had to be religious, I'd go for being a sufi, who sing and spin till they're literally raving mad. Went to see a qawwali show here in barcelona. Didn't film the crescendo, but by the end, it built up to a stage-diving, flamenco busting almighty moshpit! Glorious. Check out fanna-fi-allah.com

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just realised... The big bullshit bill kicks in 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 the midterms. So once republicans get trounced, people will feel the hit harder and the stupid ones (for they are many) will see a visible deterioration of their life under a dem majority, then go right ahead and vote for the GOP again... 😑

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Wurz @wurzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can someone just walk up and put a "Palestine action"sticker on his back

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Funny some get shocked when gangsta rappers come out in support of Trump. Their whole ethos was enough with the politics, Chuck D, keep your black history struggles to yourself KRS-1... we wanna be bad, roll in money, bling, chicks and pop a cap in our enemy's ass You don't get more Trump than that

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Robyn @mamahipster.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He’s had his eye on him for quite some time

Find someone who looks at you like how Trump looks at Mamdani.

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Shihab S Joi @shihabsjoi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This is the sort of shit that makes me log off and drop out 😑

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Woah what the heck... Why am I "invalid handle"??? What does that mean

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Like even if we were to take Trump seriously for just one second, why sniper? Armed guard makes sense, but snipers, by definition, hide. Imagine being a sniper and people under the arch are like "dude we know you're up there, Trump told us you'd be there, what the fuck are you aiming at, bruh?"

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I was today years old when I learned screen x is a thing so saw my first screen x movie. The £17 per ticket was horror enough, but luckily the Resident Evil movie we saw was pretty damn good

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