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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦

@shesadime.bsky.social
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Where are the friendly neighborhood Doms at??😮‍💨 ⛓️ Marvel nerd. Crochet weirdo🧶. Sims4 freakk. Anime slut. Autistic asf (AuDHD)🌶️ Pans🏳️‍🌈 DM(V) Black Lives Still Matter ✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 5h
I miss when Apple had fingerprint ID, I used to be unlocking my phone with my nipple
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tell me why this 50yo ✋🏻 lady asked me for directions earlier and told me “you’ve got all the tea” when I told her… which one of ya’ll taught her that???
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soooo I made a thing guys🫣🦊💥
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Meet my new sims household🌚
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yesterday at my hospital, I met someone who really got hit by a bus on her college campus… WHY WASNT IT MEE
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Spongebob's Desperate Cry: WHY???
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
700 US Dollars for these???
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not only is the power out for my whole neighborhood, but the water is jet black rn
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh… almost forgot to say good morning ya’ll 😂🤗
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Who Marie is??? @aglover15.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He might be crazy but that mf was right ✋🏾🙂‍↔️🤚🏾
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Jane Doe @ur-fav-syrup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Men be thinking sex work is easy. “Start an OF”, “get a sugar daddy”, meanwhile they are the reason the profession is dangerous, and scary.
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bro… I just spent 15 minutes looking for the blunt and it’s in my damn hand!!
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Our movie starts in a few minutes and my sister is still sleep…
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
“I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"🏴‍☠️🍖🗡️ #onepiece #animeart #crochetplushie
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Resession indicator… my plastic bag full of plastic bags ran empty two weeks ago and is still empty
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Today I used my free will to buy a coloring book and an 80 pack of fancy markers 😁
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Current WIP🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
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Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026
Ppl who give you the grace to not be ok >>>>>>>>>
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hey I just ordered 3 moon Jellyfish, what should I name them?
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Thank youu! I knewww Disney was gonna fuck it up!
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Big Sag ♐️Traveling Menace @neau.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Wait they did what?!?!!!!!!!!
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Ahh Girl Silent Scream Reaction
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🪬 thiccsparklebutt 🪬 @thiccsparklebutt.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026
Always and forever 10
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Check on your strong friends… they done canceled Doctor Who
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Cute Baby Girl Crying
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lesbians will chase after a straight woman, and sleep with her and once she goes back to being with men… because she’s straight… now the lesbian hates all bi/pans people. Like wtf did we do???
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JerseyQuinn @jerseyquinn.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026
I eat edibles and make shadows dance. 🌬️🍃🃏 #wagonwatch
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just spilled my grinder all over my carpet 😭
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sat outside to smoke for five minutes…. Just 5 and I have a billion mosquito bites all over me!!
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Me when I remember that my friends are straight and in straight relationships on PURPOSE
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Man Feeling Nauseous, About to Vomit
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Is it just me or are uber and Lyft prices hella expensive now? Why would I pay uber $25 for a ride that cost $10 two weeks ago. Mind you I’m only going a mile and a half up the road!! Every day for the last two weeks no matter where I’m tryna go the price will not drop below $25 on either app!
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MorbidAnjel @morbidanjel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We are proud of her!!!
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yall think I should take my new gayby to the pride parade?
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Y’all I’m trying not to ugly cry rn but my niece just came out to me🥹
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Vince McMahon Meme Reaction
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nobody: My cockeyed frenchie:
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I just be popping in and out of my friends lives to drop lore and dip for 6 weeks without an explanation 😂 they love it here tho so hey
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Wearing my heart on my sleeve and my art on my hipss🥵🥴
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s TTIIIIiiiiiIiiiMMEeeeeEeE!
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Blue LaSíren 🔞🧜🏾‍♀️🇭🇹 @bluelasiren.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Burn it down. (Allegedly)
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I’m finna go smoke!
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yeahh I think I’m done with the internet for today. This yt lady can twerk all over the internet while running for congress but if Jasmine Crockett takes care of her outward appearance and challenges yall and she’s“ghetto and has to go!” I hate the country soooooo much
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Could yall date someone who had the same first name as one of your parents?
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Mia Myers 🔪 🎃 @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 13/05/2026
Help me Holy Ghost!
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Lordd trump got the studs too??😭 met a fine ass stud with a trump sticker on her car
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Someone off the boat just landed in Virginia…. It’s been real yall
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Zaenyx & Tokyo Toni: Emotional Stan Twt Crying Moment
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I genuinely wish there was a pedo, incest, and rape free version of anime. I love anime but I literally can’t watch 90% of the shows
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I think it’s time to retire my pill+ y’all🥲 had her 10 years and even though the sound is still great, she’s seen better days lol
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Garp pulled up on Luffy just to beat his ass in front of his friends? Are we sure they’re not black?😂
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just know Luffy’s voice actor stays losing their voice
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
That’s exactly what they’re doing. I just started here and this place already seems hella corrupt.
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Niche Neega @strange.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026
Would not surprised if it’s programmed to just get people to give up on time off
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
What even is the point of having ai control scheduling if the mf don’t understand shit??? How else am I supposed to word it???
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The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just spent $195 on 5 bags of groceries… $200 and i didn’t even get half of what i needed wtfff
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