The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 5hI miss when Apple had fingerprint ID, I used to be unlocking my phone with my nipple 400
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tell me why this 50yo ✋🏻 lady asked me for directions earlier and told me “you’ve got all the tea” when I told her… which one of ya’ll taught her that??? 130
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Yesterday at my hospital, I met someone who really got hit by a bus on her college campus… WHY WASNT IT MEEstatic.klipy.comSpongebob's Desperate Cry: WHY???ALT: Spongebob's Desperate Cry: WHY??? 001
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not only is the power out for my whole neighborhood, but the water is jet black rn 000
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Oh… almost forgot to say good morning ya’ll 😂🤗 000
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Who Marie is??? @aglover15.bsky.social · 03/09/2026He might be crazy but that mf was right ✋🏾🙂↔️🤚🏾 13816
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Jane Doe @ur-fav-syrup.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Men be thinking sex work is easy. “Start an OF”, “get a sugar daddy”, meanwhile they are the reason the profession is dangerous, and scary. 197
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Bro… I just spent 15 minutes looking for the blunt and it’s in my damn hand!! 020
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Our movie starts in a few minutes and my sister is still sleep… 000
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026“I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"🏴☠️🍖🗡️ #onepiece #animeart #crochetplushie 1293
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Resession indicator… my plastic bag full of plastic bags ran empty two weeks ago and is still empty 150
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Today I used my free will to buy a coloring book and an 80 pack of fancy markers 😁 0214
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Empé 🐉👑 @roccslaststand.blacksky.app · 21/07/2026Ppl who give you the grace to not be ok >>>>>>>>> 14830
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Hey I just ordered 3 moon Jellyfish, what should I name them? 100
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Thank youu! I knewww Disney was gonna fuck it up! 010
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Big Sag ♐️Traveling Menace @neau.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026Wait they did what?!?!!!!!!!!static.klipy.comAhh Girl Silent Scream ReactionALT: Ahh Girl Silent Scream Reaction 111
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦🪬 thiccsparklebutt 🪬 @thiccsparklebutt.blacksky.app · 20/07/2026Always and forever 10 101
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Check on your strong friends… they done canceled Doctor Whostatic.klipy.comCute Baby Girl CryingALT: Cute Baby Girl Crying 180
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lesbians will chase after a straight woman, and sleep with her and once she goes back to being with men… because she’s straight… now the lesbian hates all bi/pans people. Like wtf did we do??? 040
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦JerseyQuinn @jerseyquinn.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026I eat edibles and make shadows dance. 🌬️🍃🃏 #wagonwatch 192
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Just spilled my grinder all over my carpet 😭 111
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Sat outside to smoke for five minutes…. Just 5 and I have a billion mosquito bites all over me!! 100
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Me when I remember that my friends are straight and in straight relationships on PURPOSEstatic.klipy.comMan Feeling Nauseous, About to VomitALT: Man Feeling Nauseous, About to Vomit 000
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Is it just me or are uber and Lyft prices hella expensive now? Why would I pay uber $25 for a ride that cost $10 two weeks ago. Mind you I’m only going a mile and a half up the road!! Every day for the last two weeks no matter where I’m tryna go the price will not drop below $25 on either app! 000
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦MorbidAnjel @morbidanjel.bsky.social · 18/06/2026We are proud of her!!! 111
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Yall think I should take my new gayby to the pride parade? 000
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Y’all I’m trying not to ugly cry rn but my niece just came out to me🥹static.klipy.comVince McMahon Meme ReactionALT: Vince McMahon Meme Reaction 160
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I just be popping in and out of my friends lives to drop lore and dip for 6 weeks without an explanation 😂 they love it here tho so hey 000
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Wearing my heart on my sleeve and my art on my hipss🥵🥴 1212
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Blue LaSíren 🔞🧜🏾♀️🇭🇹 @bluelasiren.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Burn it down. (Allegedly) 0125
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Yeahh I think I’m done with the internet for today. This yt lady can twerk all over the internet while running for congress but if Jasmine Crockett takes care of her outward appearance and challenges yall and she’s“ghetto and has to go!” I hate the country soooooo much 010
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Could yall date someone who had the same first name as one of your parents? 100
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Mia Myers 🔪 🎃 @mia-sade.blacksky.app · 13/05/2026Help me Holy Ghost! 101
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Lordd trump got the studs too??😭 met a fine ass stud with a trump sticker on her car 210
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Someone off the boat just landed in Virginia…. It’s been real yallstatic.klipy.comZaenyx & Tokyo Toni: Emotional Stan Twt Crying MomentALT: Zaenyx & Tokyo Toni: Emotional Stan Twt Crying Moment 150
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I genuinely wish there was a pedo, incest, and rape free version of anime. I love anime but I literally can’t watch 90% of the shows 062
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I think it’s time to retire my pill+ y’all🥲 had her 10 years and even though the sound is still great, she’s seen better days lol 040
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Garp pulled up on Luffy just to beat his ass in front of his friends? Are we sure they’re not black?😂 001
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I just know Luffy’s voice actor stays losing their voice 000
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026That’s exactly what they’re doing. I just started here and this place already seems hella corrupt. 010
Reposted by The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦Niche Neega @strange.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026Would not surprised if it’s programmed to just get people to give up on time off 002
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026What even is the point of having ai control scheduling if the mf don’t understand shit??? How else am I supposed to word it??? 120
The Fupa Fondler 😏🛸🇯🇲🇵🇦 @shesadime.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just spent $195 on 5 bags of groceries… $200 and i didn’t even get half of what i needed wtfff 130