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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 1h

if I like your post it is tantamount to me giving you a polite wave+smile from across a crowded room or gentle kiss on the forehead in time of need please treat it as such

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 7h

most charlie brown-focused comic panels:

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 11h

[every year for the past 3 years sometimes 2x because of UK seasons] you’re right that cast DOES sound good and I SHOULD watch this round of Traitors

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

it’s so annoying to come across a middle school enemy’s linkedin and all that comes of it is like… ok you’re a ropes course instructor in portland, I can’t grab onto legit any strong feelings about this outcome

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i’m like the little girl in Signs (2002) who keeps getting new glasses of water and leaving them around the house and also witnessing joaquin phoenix’s twink death

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

and if none of yall got me, I know for sure god still got me [god just out of frame frowning and asking the unit producer they can cut that]

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the level of partying that is going to occur and that I’m particularly going to do when this profoundly disgusting fucking rancid shitfuck finally dies is going to unlike anything before

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

spent about a hundo treating my parents to lunch only for them to complain about every detail of the very nice restaurant we were at (“ew why is there mint in this water” “I’ll get you a bottle” “no I’ll just deal”). boomers are genuinely the aggrieved babies on the face of the planet I swear.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i’ve been hearing people say “hasn’t crossed my desk” more frequently. certainly yet another indicator of the rise of christofascism

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now More Than Ever: let’s get really into shoplifting

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I do not like this first episode of the new season of american horror story. it’s like the latter half of a normal ryan murphy show but right up top

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

i’m dressed like a lesbian montessori teacher today

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

lmfao yeah we’re laughing at an evil person eating shit what’s the question exactly

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every single night / I pray that, my dick is sittin right / I feel like brick-hole I feel like brick-hole

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

talking to my parents that are gently maga (they’re embarassed to talk to me about it ever) and they suddenly sold their jeep grand cherokee and have a hybrid now huh no reason why that’s interesting

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

just got voted the most “gay guys don’t care if I live or die” gay guy in the nyc metro area and I think that’s beautiful

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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I decided i’m going to be more insane and maybe even a huge bitch tomorrow in case anyone has to deal with me

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I am once again getting irrationally mad at the city of philadelphia for being so much more accessible for concerts than the real city up this way. why. I just want to see some shows for under $200 a ticket. I would even pay for 2 at that price point & force a friend to join. why is everything $300+

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I think some respect for mankind could be regained if this guy was [ToS violation] in times square

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

deciding i’m going to be 40% more insane because I deserve it

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

a newer friend at a party last night asked me what my music preferences are compared to high school and I had to pretty much summarize as thrash/progressive metal/hardcore which now translates to tgirls making pots & pans smashing together hyperpop

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I can’t wait to wake up and spend $0 tomorrow. nothing. giving three handjobs to make up the damage done from just tonight is actually the plan at this point.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just the name schmigadoon pissed me off enough to extend my musical theater embargo for another 2 years

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hey snl didn’t need to show the clip of hegseth saying a slur. those fuckers aren’t embarassed of saying that so you just wrote a shit joke and theyre just laughing at you showing a slur on national tv.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

making a gently unhappy face while reading the wikipedia page for rhodesia so people know i’m not happy about what was going on there

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[attempting to come up with rage bait worse than the nyt list of 100 best 21st century sitcoms to maintain relevance] sitcoms that use laugh tracks are psyops manufacturing consent for monopolies like paramount to produce slop

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am now gently mentoring two different managers on teams adjacent to mine. I know it’s essentially political warfare at work to try to get promoted to director after I left the company and they basically made a role for me to come back to. but I am medium smart at a company full of dumdums. so

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

hanging onto my 4% rate like i’m hanging from a chopper

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

big brother as a recounting of a sociological experiment is interesting as they will only ever have the most limp wristed gay guy on it, rarely bisexual and only in terms of clownery, and then the concept of lesbian is essentially punishable by death

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I want opposite sex bathrooms. every time you are in a restroom another one needs to be built but for the opposite sex. you might think there are only 2 but no these are non-fungible. a school of 1,200 should have 1,440,000 bathrooms.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

the strategy vp I’m becoming good friends with at work has a moderate hungarian accent and im so scared that I’m going to do the thing where I accidentally take on someone else’s accent and sound like an supporting actor from The Regime

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I came up with some more inane bullshit for everyone to argue about!

(September 23, 2026 at 10:44am)
Fake opinions to argue over…
- Never turn left on a first date.
- Every kindergarten student should have an unpaid internship.
- The periodic table is too sexual.
- Bigfoot should be allowed to vote.
- Having a dream is the same as reading a book.
- You can wear a crop top to a funeral if the deceased person was hot when they died.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

it rocks that meta keeps trying to make consumer electronics and they all suck hole and cost a half billion to develop so they have to keep selling data to advertisers in disgusting ways to make up losses so the dumbest person in your hometown can poast slurs

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

there’s a beautiful little analytics twink who may want to be sexual towards me. possibly. one day I will figure it out.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

that’s right sir make your best “I didn’t have a stroke and having a great time about it” face

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

long story but christie owes my mother in law a favor for a work thing she had to do (she hates him) and maybe I hatch a plan for how she can trick him into running how fun would that be

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

back in my day if you dropped your phone the battery would fly out and go right up your ass

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think I need to block this debate nerd. like how much of a piece of shit do you have to be to say that to someone going through a financial crisis.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

septa’s broke ass is out here saying they’re gonna have 15 min service on main lines while i’m paying [don’t worry about it but it’s a lot] in property & income taxes for fuckin hourly peak commute nyc train service that’s 50/50 for being 10-30mins late every week

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

random songs from the chicks keep popping into me head [IM NOT READY TO PLAY NICE‼️] yet no one in my life has betrayed me as of late what could this mean

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i’m never going to find out what s*mbr is. I avoided whatever geese is last year and there’s no reason I can’t do it again.

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

ngl i’ve done nothing since my mtg ended at 3:45 and unless someone specifically on my team needs something I am in bed

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terry gross’s ass double @sherylcrowbar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

girl i’m bored let’s deny what we cannot change

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