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Ben

@sherdwalk.bsky.social
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will just focus on my private life for the time being with my remaining apes

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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I loved Children of Men but since I'm a crank now I kept thinking that if it was made today there would have to be wiki-style exposition about every group and event referenced throughout the film
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A few tourists get caught on camera having a good time in one of the 10 livable areas in this country and everyone acts like the world loves us again
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The weak crumble, are slaughtered and are erased from history while the strong, for good or for ill, survive. The strong are respected, and alliances are made with the strong, and in the end peace is made with the strong.
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
President Trump the American people demand you send some of our most mentally deficient rapists into a meat grinder on Kharg Island or else we'll think you're a pussy
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s amazing what you can bounce back from in such a short period of time. In my case it was walking into my office to set eyes on the biggest bug I’ve ever seen in my life
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Bob Dylan predicted terrorism with the track Isis, which comes right after he predicted racism by saying the n-word
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Pol Pot stuff should be happening to conservatives constantly for 1 billion years
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Olivia Reingold’s from DC
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Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
ALT: Drake & Lil Yachty Looking at Laptop
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I looked up the Dune 3 cast after watching the trailer the other day and didn’t realize Pattinson is Scytale. Really really good choice
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The folk wisdom around which college majors are “safe” is barely a step above superstition at this point. Never mind that large swathes of the population shouldn’t be making their own healthcare decisions much less anyone else’s, why would healthcare be a better bet than anything else?
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s really insane that every concern about a stolen land sale hosted in a hotbed of radical religious activity has to be prefaced by noting that antisemitism is a serious issue
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
No one’s fully appreciated until recently how important “bullshit jobs” are to absorb the antisocial tendencies of the average American
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Old people hate the idea of anyone under 40 not being locked in an office all day 5 days a week
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hate that I’m at the point of my life where I have to learn about something called lipase
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
It never gets old that every time there's a non-Israel related news item (at least once a week) Obama has to make a post about respecting democracy and freedom of speech or he'll get kidnapped to Gitmo
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
We’re going to get NAFO ISIS before GTA 6
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I had to decline the promotion I was offered because it is the servant who takes money
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I didn’t mean to ease draw
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Totally unacceptable. Aladdin is without doubt a rogue, not a thief. Is this the quality of employees you choose to seek out @newyorker.com?
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My understanding of the Sun Belt is that in exchange for having practically no public services or cultural amenities you get a massive new build in a development the size of a small town and better than average grocery stores
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
New Boards of Canada >>>>
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Every time I’ve made fun of Mormons I underestimate how insane they are
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Working hard, or even just feeling like you worked hard, gives you license to do whatever you want
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Asian American rave culture is going to have the same magnitude of influence on the next 3 decades that hippies had on the last half of the 20th century
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Saw part of a Sabrina Carpenter performance that made Salò look like entertainment for the whole family
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Made a subpar frittata 😕
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It’s probably fine that every other movie that gets made now looks like a 30 Rock gag
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
We need to start carrying around big pictures of the pope like Twelver Muslims do for martyrs
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
lol
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Iran can’t shut down the strait if we do it first
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Chinese word for crisis includes the characters that mean danger and promotion at work
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sid Meier's Pirates is so peak
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Sperry Captain’s Oxfords are nearly 50% off on the Sperry website compared to J. Crew @beepthief.bsky.social
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Unpopular opinion maybe but I don’t think it being a coin flip whether any ceasefire now is in bad faith or not is sustainable
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
BREAKING: Only the material body is perishable; the embodied soul within is indestructible, immeasurable, and eternal. Therefore, fight, O descendent of Bharat.
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That could mean anything
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
After too much skooma: they own the banks you know
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
As I was saying
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
He is so Brandoned lol
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m fine with paying more for gas if it means other Americans suffer
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The problem isn’t that everyone dresses like toddlers, it’s that clothing isn’t shapeless enough
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Reading through the "January 6 defendants involved in further crimes and incidents" section of the "Pardon of January 6 United States Capitol attack defendants" wiki page
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
ONE MONTH
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
No one gets mad at Mani anymore. They just jump immediately to blaming the devil
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Ben @sherdwalk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
A man (indeterminate religious or ethnic background) was arrested in connection with a possible itty bitty threatened assassination attempt against a terrorist supporting activist bleeding heart radical. The alleged crime seems to have no connection to anything else that’s ever happened
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