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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

At this point it's not even a euphemism anymore.

A photo of a restaurant sign for "Beaver Taco."

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The past tense of "to lead" is "led". When "lead" rhymes with "head," it's a toxic metal.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Nooooooo, even #FireEmblem falls victim to the led/lead spelling foible ... 😭

A screenshot from Fire Emblem: Fortune's weave with a spelling error.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like to think of Giovanni in #PokemonGo as a loser who has nothing better to do than corrupt rare Pokemon. "Man is loitering by the gazebo near my apartment with his Shadow Thundurus again. Absolutely hobbyless behavior."

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I am fascinated by this world! I am invested in the characters and hope they find what they truly need! I am going to vomit if the narrator puts in one more detailed soliloquy about the exact scent of Beeyo's unwashed buttcrack!

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There's always that little ache when you stumble onto a really neat furry visual novel with an engaging plot, genuine emotion, and a kink that you are just *not* into.

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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's like the old saying goes: You can lead a horse to water, but if you try to shove its whole face under the surface while shouting "DRINK UP YOU THIRSTY NAG," it's going to panic and fight you.

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Chu 🔜 BLFC DD 617 @raizap.com · 27/09/2026

I'm having a BIG SALE to support my friend, Gunny! Gunny and his kin have spent everything they have and more to keep a family member from death. The misfortune they've endured has been nigh ceaseless. Until Oct 4, all proceeds go to Gunny! shop.raizap.com [ #furryart #furrymerch #furryshop ]

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(the crying bat is Gunny)

Slightly Damned: Book Two
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All proceeds go to Gunny
Sale ends Sunday, Oct 4
(the crying bat is Gunny)

Now on clearance
Was $40, now $20

Pictured: The Lazy Artist's Guide to Drawing Animals, Dragonsicle, and tanktops of Partyeen, Flapjackalope, and Just Relax

All remaining stock of Dragonsicle, Partyeen, Flapjackalope, and Just Relax will be donated to charity at the end of 2026

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Accidentally caught the world's tiniest Eevee in #PokemonGo ...

A photo of a bed, with an Eevee (a fox like Pokemon) superimposed. Forced perspective makes it appear tiny.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Shiro, meanwhile, was completely unimpressed and looking at something else entirely.

A white dog looking away from the camera.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

(I had to look up what waterfowl actually live in my area because I'm not much of a birder. The big hint was how much time the bird spent flapping its wings dry — unlike most other diving birds, cormorants don't have waterproof feathers.)

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My roommate went to a hockey game today, so I took the dog to the park for a while to keep the little guy from getting too upset. Here is a cormorant that I saw at a bend in the stream.

A double-crested cormorant in shallow water.

A double-crested cormorant drying its wings after a swim.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There are so many YouTube videos on topics that I would find utterly fascinating if the narrator would just take some speech lessons. But alas, all that tasty knowledge is locked away behind a forbidding monotone or the World's Saddest Rollercoaster.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Rinoa: "So my mom used to be a lounge singer when she was younger." Squall, who just lived his dad's awkward motel hook-up secondhand:

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Someday I hope I'll be worthy of the kind people who surround me. For now all I can do is to keep trying.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Apparently emergency #mpreg protocols are a thing in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.

"Mediators II: Furthermore, in anticipation of the possibility that a Mediator is the sole survivor of unforeseen extreme circumstances, they are designed to be capable of a variety of methods of reproduction to ensure the survival of human civilization. This is an important physical feature of all Mediators."

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It would be nice if video game designers could make dynamic UIs that account for screen size/ratio. I have no idea what buttons do what in Fortune's Weave, and the calendar has no month.

$A photo of the bottom right corner of a TV screen, with only a fraction of the essential UI of a video game displayed.$

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"We have updated the terms and conditions of our Online Access Agreement. Pray we do not update them further."

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Temu is straight up advertising butt plugs on Tumblr. How's that adult material filter going?

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B I G B O I G E O @ginormicgeo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Uh... My car carburetor engine is... screwed q.p I already paid reservation for a new replacement, an electronic fuel injector one, much better engine. But I need to complete the payment of 400 USD until next week. I need help asap and I can't open more slots atm- ko-fi.com/ginormicgeo/...

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Let's give this a shot. Derek Roger Luprand, 40 years old ... Uncle Luprand's Double Ugly Ripe! "... why does my tomato cultivar sound like a gross sex move?" That's between you and your bishop, Lup. Happy gardening, everyone!

A name game for comical heirloom tomato varieties.

A sketch of a middle aged cartoon dog holding a pair of glasses.

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Thomas 🦝 @th0masraccoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So I think I'll try be productive and open for Comms 👀 --6 Slots Available-- DM me if you're interested (most cases it won't be first come first serve)

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

25 years. It's weird to think about. Do something kind for someone today. Do it often.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If anyone asks, I'm my nephew's veterinarian.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Fascinated by how comprehensive this "donor relationship" drop-down menu is. The usual nuclear/extended family/friend options are joined by such items as rabbi, tax professional, and chiropractor.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There is a certain irony in seeing the anti-suicide message on that page. "If you're currently struggling, you're not alone! Hold out until April, and then we can do it for you!"

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

When you start typing "charismatic" but autocorrect suggests "Charizard"

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

May have spent some of the weekend being a giant. (Or at least, seeing things from considerable altitude.)

A very high up view of a city and clouds.

A view of a cloudy sky from the middle of it.

A very high up view of mountains and a lake.

A very high up view of mountains beyond a lake.

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B I G B O I G E O @ginormicgeo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm too tired to explain my current situation, so here's a little doodle to sum it up. Also a friend of mine is kind enough to set up a goal for me, and its almost fulfilled. I need to fix the leaking ceiling as soon as possible first. Damned typhoon made it worse. ko-fi.com/mattochu/goa...

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Breeze Airlines beverage policy: if you ask politely, an attendant may spit in your mouth for free. Anything else costs five bucks.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Will be visiting with my parents this weekend. Will probably never fly Breeze again after this.

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Veil @veilgoesrewr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So as some people close to me know my grandma recently went through a year of chemo for lung cancer, its still up in the air when she can move into my moms but shes struggling to pay bills now. If you can spare anything itd be appreciated. Ill also keep my commissions open ko-fi.com/akairukangyru

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

... at any rate, please spare a thought or a prayer or a kindness for those who are mourning, or just do something nice for anyone having a crummy day or in need of help. It's not much, but it's something ... right?

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I hate that my stupid brain won't even let me grieve like a good person and instead turns it into me, me, me. It's disgusting and horrible and I hate that I exist.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

There is a nasty selfish part of my brain that sees beloved people pass away, reads about the wonderful things they did and the positive effect they had on the world and the people around them, and then softly murmurs "And what have YOU accomplished?" in my ear. It reeks of envy and I despise it.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

"Now that you've spent the past three days catching up on supplement books to understand how to design a character, we're actually going to go with an entirely different game system for this campaign."

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

"I will admit, 'Scooby Doo will straight feck ye up with his shillelagh' is probably not a sentence anyone's said before."

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hyphenated child of multiple upper-class divorces, Frodo Higginbotham-Pointdexter-Smith-Glasscock-Carraway-Sackville-Baggins.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Rewatching "Fellowship of the Ring" with my department, a little at a time. We just got to the part where they're at the Prancing Pony inn, and Frodo starts dissociating and hearing voices whisper "Baggins ... Baggins ..." Imagine if Frodo had a way longer surname, though.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Trying to think of a middle name for my fursona, so I can use it for a meme. Derek (something) Luprand. Any thoughts?

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Someone who ghosted me for years finally reached out in a mass Facebook post to plug for a GoFundMe. I knew I'd driven them off with my poor behavior, but it does sting to have it confirmed like that.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Commented "Take heart" on a donation and now my brain is singing like Linda Ronstadt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=68X7...

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Poor Wandering One | The Pirates of Penzance | TUNE

YouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments

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