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Where Luprand posts stuff that he didn't draw. Reposts, game screenshots, bloviation, and jeremiads galore.

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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Always euphemisms~ #FireEmblem
A screenshot from "Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave." The character Esmeralda cheerfully says, "Please, stick your nose right in my business."
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's always that little ache when you stumble onto a really neat furry visual novel with an engaging plot, genuine emotion, and a kink that you are just *not* into.
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like the old saying goes: You can lead a horse to water, but if you try to shove its whole face under the surface while shouting "DRINK UP YOU THIRSTY NAG," it's going to panic and fight you.
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Chu 🔜 BLFC @raizap.com · 27/09/2026
I'm having a BIG SALE to support my friend, Gunny! Gunny and his kin have spent everything they have and more to keep a family member from death. The misfortune they've endured has been nigh ceaseless. Until Oct 4, all proceeds go to Gunny! shop.raizap.com [ #furryart #furrymerch #furryshop ]
Buy One Get One Free
Lanyards & Sticker Sheets

All proceeds go to Gunny
Sale ends Sunday, Oct 4
(the crying bat is Gunny)Slightly Damned: Book Two
Was $20, now Free with purchase of Book One, Book Three, or both

All proceeds go to Gunny
Sale ends Sunday, Oct 4
(the crying bat is Gunny)Now on clearance
Was $40, now $20

Pictured: The Lazy Artist's Guide to Drawing Animals, Dragonsicle, and tanktops of Partyeen, Flapjackalope, and Just Relax

All remaining stock of Dragonsicle, Partyeen, Flapjackalope, and Just Relax will be donated to charity at the end of 2026Free bat sticker sheet with every order!*
*while supplies last

All proceeds go to Gunny
Sale ends Sunday, Oct 4
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Accidentally caught the world's tiniest Eevee in #PokemonGo ...
A photo of a bed, with an Eevee (a fox like Pokemon) superimposed. Forced perspective makes it appear tiny.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My roommate went to a hockey game today, so I took the dog to the park for a while to keep the little guy from getting too upset. Here is a cormorant that I saw at a bend in the stream.
A double-crested cormorant in shallow water.A double-crested cormorant drying its wings after a swim.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There are so many YouTube videos on topics that I would find utterly fascinating if the narrator would just take some speech lessons. But alas, all that tasty knowledge is locked away behind a forbidding monotone or the World's Saddest Rollercoaster.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rinoa: "So my mom used to be a lounge singer when she was younger." Squall, who just lived his dad's awkward motel hook-up secondhand:
Horrified claymation Pichu
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Someday I hope I'll be worthy of the kind people who surround me. For now all I can do is to keep trying.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently emergency #mpreg protocols are a thing in Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave.
"Mediators II: Furthermore, in anticipation of the possibility that a Mediator is the sole survivor of unforeseen extreme circumstances, they are designed to be capable of a variety of methods of reproduction to ensure the survival of human civilization. This is an important physical feature of all Mediators."
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It would be nice if video game designers could make dynamic UIs that account for screen size/ratio. I have no idea what buttons do what in Fortune's Weave, and the calendar has no month.
A photo of the bottom right corner of a TV screen, with only a fraction of the essential UI of a video game displayed.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"We have updated the terms and conditions of our Online Access Agreement. Pray we do not update them further."
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Temu is straight up advertising butt plugs on Tumblr. How's that adult material filter going?
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B I G B O I G E O @ginormicgeo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uh... My car carburetor engine is... screwed q.p I already paid reservation for a new replacement, an electronic fuel injector one, much better engine. But I need to complete the payment of 400 USD until next week. I need help asap and I can't open more slots atm- ko-fi.com/ginormicgeo/...
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let's give this a shot. Derek Roger Luprand, 40 years old ... Uncle Luprand's Double Ugly Ripe! "... why does my tomato cultivar sound like a gross sex move?" That's between you and your bishop, Lup. Happy gardening, everyone!
A name game for comical heirloom tomato varieties.A sketch of a middle aged cartoon dog holding a pair of glasses.
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Thomas 🦝 @th0masraccoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So I think I'll try be productive and open for Comms 👀 --6 Slots Available-- DM me if you're interested (most cases it won't be first come first serve)
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years. It's weird to think about. Do something kind for someone today. Do it often.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fascinated by how comprehensive this "donor relationship" drop-down menu is. The usual nuclear/extended family/friend options are joined by such items as rabbi, tax professional, and chiropractor.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
www.dyingwithdignity.ca/advocacy/mai... Having one of those days where I ponder applying for (very brief) Canadian citizenship in the spring.
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MAID for mental illness | Dying With Dignity Canada
On March 9, 2023, Bill C-39 received Royal Assent – extending the sunset clause on MAID and mental disorders until March 17, 2024.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When you start typing "charismatic" but autocorrect suggests "Charizard"
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
... wut
A lunchbox with "Let's root for each other!" on the front. The word "the" is covered up.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
May have spent some of the weekend being a giant. (Or at least, seeing things from considerable altitude.)
A very high up view of a city and clouds.A view of a cloudy sky from the middle of it.A very high up view of mountains and a lake.A very high up view of mountains beyond a lake.
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B I G B O I G E O @ginormicgeo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm too tired to explain my current situation, so here's a little doodle to sum it up. Also a friend of mine is kind enough to set up a goal for me, and its almost fulfilled. I need to fix the leaking ceiling as soon as possible first. Damned typhoon made it worse. ko-fi.com/mattochu/goa...
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Breeze Airlines beverage policy: if you ask politely, an attendant may spit in your mouth for free. Anything else costs five bucks.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
kity
kity
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Will be visiting with my parents this weekend. Will probably never fly Breeze again after this.
Da plane! Da plane!
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Veil @veilgoesrewr.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So as some people close to me know my grandma recently went through a year of chemo for lung cancer, its still up in the air when she can move into my moms but shes struggling to pay bills now. If you can spare anything itd be appreciated. Ill also keep my commissions open ko-fi.com/akairukangyru
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
... at any rate, please spare a thought or a prayer or a kindness for those who are mourning, or just do something nice for anyone having a crummy day or in need of help. It's not much, but it's something ... right?
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There is a nasty selfish part of my brain that sees beloved people pass away, reads about the wonderful things they did and the positive effect they had on the world and the people around them, and then softly murmurs "And what have YOU accomplished?" in my ear. It reeks of envy and I despise it.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
"Now that you've spent the past three days catching up on supplement books to understand how to design a character, we're actually going to go with an entirely different game system for this campaign."
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
... am I? #PokemonGo
A screenshot from Pokemon Go, stating "You're going too fast!"A photograph of a fat middle-aged man sitting at a table with a knitting loom.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"I will admit, 'Scooby Doo will straight feck ye up with his shillelagh' is probably not a sentence anyone's said before."
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rewatching "Fellowship of the Ring" with my department, a little at a time. We just got to the part where they're at the Prancing Pony inn, and Frodo starts dissociating and hearing voices whisper "Baggins ... Baggins ..." Imagine if Frodo had a way longer surname, though.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trying to think of a middle name for my fursona, so I can use it for a meme. Derek (something) Luprand. Any thoughts?
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Someone who ghosted me for years finally reached out in a mass Facebook post to plug for a GoFundMe. I knew I'd driven them off with my poor behavior, but it does sting to have it confirmed like that.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Commented "Take heart" on a donation and now my brain is singing like Linda Ronstadt. www.youtube.com/watch?v=68X7...
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Poor Wandering One | The Pirates of Penzance | TUNE
YouTube video by TUNE - Musical Moments
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"Our bathrooms are designed for maximum interaction!" "... wut"
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Renard De Fleureaux @renwrites.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey all- I had a few people change their minds, one unable to pay, so I'm reopening for one or two emergency commissions- forms are still open! Check below, or drop me a DM
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DanSharkman @dansharkman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Comm for Jayne_Doe on FA #andromorph #deer_furry #pregnant_furry
Jayne, andromorph deer anthro. He is passed out in a blue camp chair, fishing on the side of a brook or river. Very pregnant, wearing cargo shorts and a too small green t-shirt. 6-pack of root beer next to the chair, one can in his hand, tipped over and spilling down his belly. His fishing rod is secured to his chair, but is clearly pulled tight from a fish on the line.
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"That's about the core of the issue, isn't it: everyone is perfectly happy to repent of someone else's sins."
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"The thrill of predation just isn't the same when your victim goes 'woohoo' on the way down." *muffled* "Live with it, nom-boy." #VoreDay
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The new Fire Emblem game announcement ... "Use the time traveling powers of the Goddess for tuna!" Delicious!
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Discussing Irish mythology in a Persona Tabletop RPG group, when this happened:
Finnegas turns to face a green-haired Persona. "All right, Pherb, I know what we're gonna do today: catch the Salmon of Wisdom!"
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Luprand bitches his face clean off @sheppyspeaks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
These compression knee sleeves are a bit like wearing thigh highs every day. Unfortunately, I'm at the age where I'd be better served by control top.
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Renard De Fleureaux @renwrites.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Unfortunately, I lost my job- so I'm opening up for a few extra emergency commissions. Posting the FA journal below for more details, and the link to my commission forms is below.
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B I G B O I G E O @ginormicgeo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hellu, I'm trying again with commission openings, this time I'm offering Stickers/Emotes! There are plenty of slots so take your time deciding. Head over to my Ko-Fi page to grab a slot! ko-fi.com/c/3a327e8e1a
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Stickers/Emotes (2 each)
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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GritzOz @gritzoz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A creature that most overlook Got an idea and was ready to try But needed the help of a cook One who bakes without asking why @daredboi.bsky.social
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Kai @nottinghamotter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Feeling kinda Kaiger again, so let's get some striped belly out there. Starting with... this lovely sketch by @sheebchub.bsky.social! #Pregnancy #Mpreg
A sketch of a very pregnant tiger from behind. Their belly is wider than their torso.
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