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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀

@shellybeans.bsky.social
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She/her ASD/ADHD/BPD don't follow me I don't know where I'm going. Struggling British trans woman. 🏳️‍⚧️ Screaming into the void and hoping somebody, anybody cares. ko-fi.com/shellybeans

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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 12h
isaiprofitable.com
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Is AI Profitable Yet?
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Phoenix #BringBackValko #NoValkoNoMoney @phoenixdragonfly.bsky.social · 18h
Happy Lesbian day to all the lesbians who HAVENT ruined my mental health only 😆
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Lesbian Pride Flag Waving at Halive2022
Alt: Lesbian Pride Flag Waving
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 13h
That's my girl! Shes fucking awesome. 🥰
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 15h
My distain when I've been chatting to a cute guy for months and he turns out to be a yucky chaos heretic.
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Warhammer40k Spacehulk
Alt: Warhammer40k Spacehulk burning all the thing
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 15h
Heck yes
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 16h
I'm not a furry babe x
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 16h
*slop! I meant slop! Oopsie
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Pinkie Pie Smiling in My Little Pony
ALT: Pinkie Pie Smiling in My Little Pony
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 16h
Its unreal they pass you over as a qualified engineer in favour of vibe coded clop 🤦‍♀️
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Jaz is Shittin Whippies @jazcherv.bsky.social · 20h
Guys you're never gonna believe this
5 Guncon2 controllers, held in an angled shot, 4 are blue and one is dark grey
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 21h
I think I passed. Recommendations have been known to straight up call me a slur.
Departments
Musical instruments and learning
Home and family
Probably owns a windows PC
Product Preferences
Shops from womens departments
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 22h
Transfems will get on the most crazy bonkers creative projects and I think it's beautiful. 🏳️‍⚧️ You go girl 🩷
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pet hate when youtubers start with "whats going on." If any body knows whats going on, shouldn't it be you?
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Jaz is Shittin Whippies @jazcherv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She went out with my card after she got home and got me some much nicer salt and pepper chippies and curry sauce from the Chinese near our place ❤️
A box of salt and pepper chips and a tub of yellow curry sauce
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Mae @spiderpolice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
yuritober day 6 solo play
its a girl laying on the couch after jerking off
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The bread was harder than the chip. Crimes. Food crimes. 😭
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is nyuck the one where Spiderman lives?
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Aye, it used to be 'alf decent when that chatty bird worked there. She saw us reet.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking hell mate. Have you tried FRYING the fucking chips?
Badly undercooked chip buttie with cold lumpy curry sauce
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Guy in the chippie is listening to some slop podcast. 🤢
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Probably something really fucking racist.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One is flicking mine bean
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Biiiiiiiiiig stretch. 🐾
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To nobodys suprise, cbt didn't work and they're finally letting me talk to a human. Hope they're better than the last one.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get in bitches, we're going to therapy.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The number of Linux distros I've tried is directly proportionate to the number of trans women I've dated.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Knuckle tattoos that read "1BIG WIFE"
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh no! All these ai slop generated blonde twinks 😢 I need a specific blonde twink.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need a bicycle repair kit. I don't own a bicycle. Y'know, just in case.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Tenno, some daft cunt's stuck a cone on me hidd"
Pin badges stuck to black leather. From left to right; Bocchi, Marceline, Space mummy on a honse with a cone on her head, Major General, a flag of the country with all the pretty girls and hottest blokes and a Fluttershy.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I pulled a masc 😉
A playing card to for the Battletech card game. It has a picture of a big robot having its leg repaired. 
The text says "Play MASC (Myomer Acceleration Signal Circuitry) only on a 'mech. -1 attack. Prevent up to 2 damage. Use this ability only during a mission. Playing Myomer Acceleration Signal Circuitry does not count as a deployment if revealed the turn you play it."
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Jaz is Shittin Whippies @jazcherv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It keeps happening
A hand awkwardly holding 4 Guncon 2 lightgun controllers (three blue, one dark grey)
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Paeorþ, Viscountess Chocula @trans-scriber.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ah, yes, Clan Elemental warriors. The woman your mommy calls mommy and for good reason.
A female Clan Elemental warrior addressing other soldiers. She is significantly taller than either male soldier.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/-XtLCjzIjn4 😮
youtu.be
MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries - Ashes & Ascension - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by MechWarrior 5 Mercenaries
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Caw! :3
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🩵🩵
2 plushy Hatsune Mikus!
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I gotta work out more. Gonna be such a milf.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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🦇 Katra Scariello, Spooky Apple Audio 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @katrafiy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
here's an illustrated diagram for anyone who needs one
Picture of a fan blowing air onto a sweaty girl and then carrying the girlsmell particles onwards to a girlsmell appreciator
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. 👍
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Jaz is Shittin Whippies @jazcherv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They just..tweetwd it out...
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can't really move on if you don't get closure darl. 🫂 You could sell it on vinted or something and put the money towards a really cool Shiv jacket? Do your own thing.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
War of the Worlds 1978. Absolute banger soundtrack and the album art was next level. Tiny child me thought martians were genuinely invading.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I want slower deliveries with more expensive made by people who are paid more to work less and I'm not kidding.
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/yqJlV...
youtube.com
Tim gives Brian fashion advice #Spaced
YouTube video by Channel 4 Comedy
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jaz talked me out of buying another robot. She's good for me. I need a voice of reason 🩷
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Another gaming store in another city in another nation state. "Do you have any Battletech?" Nobody does. 😢
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh eee ooh
A very cute plushie of Hatsune Miku
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PlayWarframe @warframe.com · 04/10/2026
Well, that’s it for TennoVIP Glasgow — thank you all SO much for making this a night to remember. 🎉
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Jaz is Shittin Whippies @jazcherv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OHHHHHHHHHH Who lives in a pineapple under the the sea?!
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Spooky Scary Shellytons 💀 @shellybeans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sprodling dumpy signed by the @warframe.com team. 🩷
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