Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 13hBeing a feminist isn’t enough anymore, I’m now a misandriststatic.klipy.comMischievous Raccoon HeheheALT: Mischievous Raccoon Hehehe 1120
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me at the moment! Perimenopause: the gift that keeps on giving 😭static.klipy.comCartoon Bleeding PeriodALT: Cartoon Bleeding Period 5180
Reposted by ShellStands @stands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Join Rhys Darby live for a Flight of the Conchords rewatch party and spend the morning with the man behind Murray Hewitt. Watch along, hear the stories, ask Rhys your questions and enjoy the whole thing from home with @charliecapen.bsky.social Oct 18 • 8am PT / 11am ET shopstands.com 34832
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I sorted out orders for my Christmas food todaystatic.klipy.comRick Glassman as Jack: I Like To Be PreparedALT: Rick Glassman as Jack: I Like To Be Prepared 030
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We went on top of the White Cliffs of Dover today, where I remembered that I’m terrified of heights 😂 1210
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I just saw a Christmas ad on Instagram and it’s not even Halloween yetstatic.klipy.comBritish Cop Screaming SadALT: British Cop Screaming Sad 090
Reposted by ShellShell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026As it’s Dystonia Awareness Month and I have Dystonia: #DystoniaAwareness #Dystonia 051
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026As it’s Dystonia Awareness Month and I have Dystonia: #DystoniaAwareness #Dystonia 051
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy Dickfuck day to all who celebrate 🥳🎊🎁🎀static.klipy.comOur Flag Means Death OfmdAlt: Our Flag Means Death Ofmd Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach are drinking and saying cheers to each other 0214
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026We’ve actually had some rain tonight!!static.klipy.comSpongebob Squarepants: Hooray Finally!ALT: Spongebob Squarepants: Hooray Finally! 1130
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Anyone else in the UK get this emergency alert on their phone? It gave me a fright as I’ve never got one before 592
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I managed to see the eclipse with my eclipse glasses, but couldn’t get a photo (as the sun was still too bright) I used an old phone as to not damage my current phone’s camera 060
Reposted by ShellSophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 05/08/2026petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Require venues to have full, up to date accessibility info on their websites.To improve disability rights, there should be a legal requirement for all venues, businesses and shops to publish easy to find accessibility information on their websites and/ or social media, even if... 01812
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Please sign if you’re in the UK petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Recognise reputational abuse as a distinct form of abuse in the lawWe call on the Government to introduce legislation recognising reputational abuse, including reputational sexualisation, as a distinct form of abuse in law. 001
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Six days after my last period, I’ve started 🩸🩸🩸 again! Peri-menopause is shit!static.klipy.comConfused WTF Cat MemeALT: Confused WTF Cat Meme 7230
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It’s been 37°c outside where I live today. That’s waaay to hot for the UKstatic.klipy.comSummer Heat, Summer TimeALT: Summer Heat, Summer Time 070
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My GP told me I could have metastatic breast cancer in my neck gland but I’ve just seen an ENT specialist and he said it’s just a normal salivary gland! So I’ve been terrified for two weeks for nothing 14280
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I now get to have another cancer scare as I have swollen lymph nodes in my neck 😭 060
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I got to pet sit this cutie yesterday. Look at how he chews on his bone 🥰 0121
Reposted by ShellCaly 🏴☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Update: This Stede now has a boyfriend. They are a set, do not separate 🩵💜 #ofmdfanart 51343161
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026It’s 600° but my cat still wants to cuddle 🥵static.klipy.comDog Licking TissueALT: Dog Licking Tissue 071
Reposted by ShellCaly 🏴☠️💜😊 @intheblanketfort.bsky.social · 20/06/2026"I love you. I love you." "I know. I know that." #ofmdfanart 3123994
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 20/06/2026It took six weeks to get my mammogram results, but at least a year after my diagnosis, I still don’t have any evidence of my cancer returning 🎉 🥳 201230
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I saw a spider so big and horrifying on the ceiling earlier, I was ready to 🔥 the 🏠 😱😱😱 140
Reposted by ShellTrish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...slate.comDrowning Doesn’t Look Like DrowningDrowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. 253133959736
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 24/05/2026OFMD was just a question on the Chase (on ITV in the UK). They asked what century it was setstatic.klipy.comRhys Darby in Our Flag Means DeathALT: Rhys Darby in Our Flag Means Death 4411
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I’m currently playing the original Sonic the Hedgehog game! 🦔 1120
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 25/04/2026I was about to watch the second season of Criminal Record but then I remembered Cush Jumbo narrated to new Harry Pooter audiobook 🤢 so I’ll watch something else 030
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 10/04/2026This week our neighbour’s son (who must be about 11 years old) has been throwing sandwich bags into our garden filled with his 💩 and pee 😭media.tenor.coma close up of a barbie doll wearing a pink dress and earrings .Alt: a close up of a barbie doll wearing a pink dress and earrings with a horrified look on her face 440
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026“What does a viceroy do? Whatever the fuck he wants babe” 0241
Shell @shellofmd.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I just watched this scene again *cringe*media.tenor.coma man with a beard is saying ooh daddy daddyALT: a man with a beard is saying ooh daddy daddy 1140