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Samuel Heller

@sheller99.bsky.social
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Just a dude with three cats

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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate my apartment complex and desperately miss my cats
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cats are staying at my parents for a bit. I miss them already!
Grey striped cat standing outside on a comcrete path in a yard. She is in front of several small flowers not looking at the camera at all
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026
if taco bell is giving you the runs then you need more fiber in your diet
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Guess who went to the vet yeaterday and had PERFECT bloodwork For 21 Lily isn't doing too bad!
Grey striped cat staring into the camera with disdain. She is laying in a cat tree with one paw hanging out the bed.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Who wants to help me wrangle my cats for their annual vet checkup? They'll only draw blood one or two times I swear!
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I love this heat so much why can't it be 35C/95F all the time! Supposed to rain on Saturday too and I LOVE warm weather rain Truly I am thriving right now
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Last day of Early Voting here in MD! Marylanders, if you want to vote in this primary, now is a good time to do so! Early Voting is generally less busy, meaning you can get in and out much faster than on Election Day. If you can't make it this week, go out and vote on Tuesday, June 23!
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Birthday Baseball
View of the field from the upper level of an MLB stadium, looking down at the baseball players. There are some chairs and a railing in the foreground, and the DC skyline in the background.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Simon has the golden spin
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Swapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 01/04/2026
NASA is targeting the beginning of the launch window that opens at 6:24 pm (in 20 minutes!!!) for the Artemis II launch
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It's officially baseball season! Let's go O's!
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Played Baldur's Gate 3 for the first time this weekend and WOW that game is fun! I feel like I've barely started and there's so much fun stuff to do
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Lily enjoying the sun
Tabby cat laying on the floor next to a sliding glass door in a sunbeam
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Cats stayed with my family while I was moving and they got to meet my siblings rabbit
Big fluffy cat meets big fluffy bunny. Cat is brown and white, facing the camera and sniffing the nose of the rabbit. Light brown and white bunny is facing away from the camera, toward the cat, sniffing him too. They are both on a white sheet on the floor.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Lily is a snooze machine
Old grey and black cat curled up asleep on couch cushions
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Ya boy definitely has a cavity and is in great pain but also has no dental insurance so I just gotta live with this for a while I guess. Tried places near me that would take me but they're all booked! God Bless America the Healthiest Country on Earth
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Back with the meowy men
Two white and brown fluffy cats with black faces and blue eyes laying in a cat bed. One is big spoon and looks like he is trapped. The other is curled up on him looking backward. One can barely tell where one cat begins and the other one ends.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Oliver loves the snow!
Big fluffy white and brown cat walking through the snow
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Visiting New York City for a few days I gotta say it's great being in a place where people understand sidewalk etiquette (at least moreso than where I live now!)
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I fell asleep watching football after food (don't like football so that's easy to do) and my dad's dog has fallen asleep on my feet as well My feet are so damn numb but I simply can't wake this guy up
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Little man's eyes are glowing like crazy here
Fluffy brown and white cat hugging the cushion of a couch next to window
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Mountains pretty
Picture of the woods in a snowy setting. The foreground has snow and some fallen branches; there is a tall tree knocked over in the center of the frame; the background is filled with skinny tall treesView from a mountaintop. Farms delineated by trees can be seen just below the mountain. There is a lake in the background with mountains visible on the other side.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Damn driving in the snow at night is crazy I (who grew up where the air turns to soup in the summer) have never done it before and it is not fun driving a tiny 2WD Toyota with a shitty transmission through the mountains in darkness and ice Didn't crash though!
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It has been awesome seeing the election results in NY and VA but ALSO Europa Universalis V released so personally I am having a great time right now
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Lily is truly a cat
Grey cat with black stripes and white chin sitting above the camera kinda looking down at it. She is going absolute bread loaf mode paws fully tucked under herself
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
THEY LOST ON A BULLPEN GAME IN THE FUCKIN BRONX! MAXIMUM AGONY FOR THE HATED YANKEES AND THEIR UNUSUALLY OBNOXIOUS FANBASE!
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Damn I miss being in DC it was like 80F where I am today and a little humid feeling just like being back
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
I've been taking care of a friend's cats please say hello to some of them •Nelson is a friendly orange little fella •Carl is very handsome and is very cranky •Shirley is super nice but also loves to sit under your feet when you're walking
Pale orange cat sitting on a hardwood floor. Nelson is not looking at the camera because he is not photogenic. Grey and white cat with big yellow eyes sitting on a doormat. Behind him is a screened door looking onto a fence. Carl is looking just past the cameraOrange cat with green eyes laying down on a rug on hardwood. Shirley is mid bite with her head over a food bowl. She's looking at the camera
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Not feeling great today BUT the hibiscus in the backyard just bloomed and look good so I'm taking my wins where I can get them
Large red flower blooming on a plant. Several more flower buds are visible on the leaves. Large white flower blooming on a plant. Several more flower buds are visible on the leaves.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
They are plotting something...
Two brown and white fluffy cats on a cat tree. One is on an upper level, staring at the camera. The other is in a hut on the tree, also staring at the camera.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Oliver had a great time outside today! He almost caught a bird and hissed at a chipmunk.
BIG fluffy brown and white cat laying on his side passed out. Mans out here looking like a small boulder the size of a large rock. Absolute unit in the sleeping position.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I fell asleep watching a Star Trek movie last night (Generations), keeping my record of falling asleep every time I watch one with the TNG cast. Generations was pretty good too! What I saw of it anyway. I don't know what about the TNG movies puts me to bed within 20 minutes.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Heading back to my cats in a few days I can't wait to see these little fellas
Brown and white fluffy cat laying down on a bed looking at the camera. He is covered in various cat toys
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Officially moved out of the DC area and I already miss it Being out in the country is nice (fresh air, no sirens, tons of animals) but everything being within 5 blocks is also really nice
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I've been staying up later to watch Star Trek: Enterprise on TV and it's WAY better than I remember Looking forward to the episode later tonight! Jeffery Combs as an Andorian is always fun
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Brought my cats with me for a few weeks so they could have a change of pace Lily is really enjoying having a yard again!
Grey and black-striped cat sitting in a field of grass, looking angry at the fact that I dared to take her picture
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Little man was acting very regal
Brown and white fluffy cat with blue eyes sitting on a platform staring at the camera. He's cross-eyed and looks goofy, but he is sitting like a gentleman.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
But hey good news I get to hang out with this little man a lot more and give him plenty of belly rubs
Brown and white cat with blue eyes fully laying on his back, arms and feet in the air, begging to be pet on his belly (he will attack)
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I was essentially forced into resignation from my job today. Just 2 months left until I was eligible to become permanent, but they're no longer doing conversions for anyone. If I stay my job ends anyway; resigning now means I get paid through my contract and don't have to work. I hate this.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I have not posted much it's been a crazy month and a half for me but look at my cat she's so silly
Grey and white cat sitting on a shelf in a wooden cabinet
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Screenshot of Futurama. Two characters are present: Fry, a red-haired human man wearing a red jacket and white T-shirt; and Leela, a purple-haired mutant (cyclops) woman wearing a white tank top. The caption is Fry saying "Valentines Day's coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again."
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I've been out of work with the flu all week. Came back to the office today because I feel way better and no longer have a fever, thought my cough was gone too but by the afternoon it has returned. I now sound like some sort of demonic skeleton which is less cool than it sounds.
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☆「YASE」IdolismJ ☆ @idolismj.yase.world · 16/01/2025
My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲
The top of the Switch 2, showing heat fans, a USB port, and a 3.5 headphone jack
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
The little guys have been extra nice toward each other lately
Two fluffy brown and white cats staring at (or above) the camera with their big blue eyes, their whiskers are so long and curly it's goofy
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
My cat is old as hell and she had a scab that looked and felt terrible on her shoulder the other day. Took her to the vet, one week of medication later and she is all good! Still have no idea what caused the scab. Please enjoy her post-ointment "fuck you, why did you put that shit on me" face.
Grey and black cat staring into the camera, hiding behind a water bowl and under a table. Her eyes are doing the glowy cat thing and she has a face that says "I hate you." Definitely cursing me out because I had to put ointment on her.
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Pretty sick today, Oliver is helping me get better while I'm working from home
Brown and white ragdoll cat with blue eyes staring at camera laying down on a couch with a blanket
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This guy is too fluffy
Fluffy brown and white cat in a bed he's too fluffy you can't tell what's his head what's his legs what's his feet it's just a ball of fluff in a bed
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
This is how I wake up most mornings and honestly I must recommend a 15 pound living ball of fur as a second pillow it really helps
Photo of a brown white and black cat (really just a ball of fur with claws) resting his entire weight on this ginger dudes head who is in bed simply trying to sleep in
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My coffee maker broke this morning Boy am I addicted to caffeine The work coffee just isn't doing it
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Samuel Heller @sheller99.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Had a meeting with a coworker today and his neighbor is moving to the area I grew up That area is super rural, and he couldn't pronounce a single town name right, but it was nice to hear positive things about that place for a change
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