🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026to encourage you to have meaningful conversations with strangers ❤️ 150
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026ok now figure out why i was getting podcast ads for cottage cheese for a bit 101
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026scientists are still trying to understand which causes which 💜 020
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026they’re building whatever the opposite of a gayborhood is in my town (putting a chick-fil-a in the hobby lobby parking lot) 1120
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026one cool thing is theyve stopped cleaning the bathrooms at my office 🙂 050
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026once that baby’s out, get them working asap so you can get back to whats really important (maury) 140
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wow.... suddenly your luggage isn't allowed to have interests and hopes and a vacation of its own?? smh 070
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge W Bush Shoe Throwing IncidentAlt: George W Bush Shoe Throwing Incident 1190
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 04/09/2026it's hard being the funniest person alive but someone has to do it 🤷♀️ 1220
🐚🐝 @shellbee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026realtor said i should take down family photos before showing our house 😔 2290
