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Mr. theMoon

@sheepthemoon.bsky.social
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Six cats in a human suit...like a nerd Voltron. Once deemed "Reasonably amusing." Nerd/IT Guy Gen X. Pittsburgh, PA

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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
@claricewillow.bsky.social There's some wholesome Warhammer content on the TikToks. Gonna send you the one where they go to the Space Imperium Ice Cream shop.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Won't someone think of the whales!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2025
Trump Orders His Face Added To The Pep Boys Logo
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 07/07/2025
"New post notification from CPSC."
A family out on an afternoon bike ride. They are being pursued by a rabbit which is, rather suspiciously, the size of an adult elephant. The son, cracking under the pressure of being at the front of the group and making the situation about himself says "Why is this happening to me!" The father, at the back of the group and in the most immediate danger says, "Less talking. More pedaling, son!" The text reads: always wear a helmet especially when escaping from suspiciously large rabbits on your bike.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Schwing!
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Some influencers really love to toot their own horn over predicting something incredibly obvious. For example, just saw a guy talking about ICE agents getting shot ("as I predicted"). And it's like undiscovered tribes in the Amazon could have predicted that would happen, you waffle.
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
ICE agents in five years:
A nazi sitting in jail.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Sinners was not what I was expecting... rill good though.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Fireflies still out this late?
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Just spent like $20 on poison ivy stuff cause I got it on my hike on Thursday. it's not as bad in the past but it's friggin annoying.
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Julie Taylor @snarkymimi.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Congratulations!
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
If there's anything that you can count on, it's Death, Taxes, and this administration full-on lying to the public about everything.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Or rather, we will grieve, but destroy/obstruct any attempts at prevention.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
On my last job search, I would never get a call from jobs I was absolutely qualified for, but always get calls from places where I wasn't. It's weird out there, my friend.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
One of my "rules" about dating app profiles is that if they have 4 pics where you are like "They're hot!" and 1 that makes you shudder, their "day-to-day look" will always be the worst pic.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I stepped outside to get a package and Lord, I'm sitting here sweating.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
So apparently TikTok was sold to Oracle so there's another app I won't be using after March.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I just watched Mallrats the other day ... completely forgot about the topless fortune teller part.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
There's also plenty of Uranus jokes out there that I'm leaving on the table.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
So uh, giving readings or giving "readings"?
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carolmac80💙🌈☮️🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇸🇺🇦🧿🌊 @carolmac80.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
No one could have possibly foreseen this except those woke eggheads who told you that vitamins are not a substitute for vaccines.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Sale: This weight lifting bench is 71% off! Me: Interested ... Sale: $20 for shipping. Me:
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Think I found my go-to breakfast sandwich. 1 egg 1/4c egg whites 1 slice American Cheese* 3 slices Canadian bacon Lettuce Tomato Onion English muffin (light) Splash of Sriracha.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I love that when I wake up in the morning, Beans is always asleep on the dresser next to me, by the window. Which is perfect, since I toss and turn a lot.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Sunburn just makes you so uncomfortable all the time...
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AtlantaDon💙🏳️‍🌈💙🏳️‍🌈💙 @donshantajr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Watching Terminator 2 and I forgot that the mall cleaning guy gets caught in the firefight between the Terminators and no one cares except for the next shift cleaning guy, who will likely have to clean up the body.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Rewatching Strange New Worlds. Knowing what we know about Dr M'Benga, how come he didn't just ghost all the pirates?
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I spent my summers in South Florida until I was 18. I avoid the sun at all costs now
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Friends are always talking about retiring down South and encouraging me to do the same and I'm like "I can't handle PA summers...definitely not going South."
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Apparently Flacco is going to start for the Browns. I mean, a lot of experience and the guy can play, but probably rill fragile.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
All 15 members of LBs police department will be instrumental in helping ICE by keeping the local Sheetz clear of illegals.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Changed the lyrics of Ceann's "Pretty on the Inside" to "You're my kitties on the inside" and singing to the cats. They are not amused.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
The folks that never served entering the chat.
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a man wearing a white tank top and blue pants is standing in a dark room
ALT: a man wearing a white tank top and blue pants is standing in a dark room
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I was outside for less than 3 minutes and that was a big nope for me, big fellas.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 06/07/2025
Minnesota is keeping Texas close in our hearts as devastating flooding continues. We stand ready to help our neighbors down south in any way we can as communities begin the long road to recovery.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I bought a drawing app. Thinking I may draw people I know as Star Wars characters. So if you see a Twi'lek or something that kinda resembles you, that's what's going on. (Don't worry, I'm not actually going to post anything... I haven't drawn in 30 years and digital drawing is a new experience.)
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KW. @kevininchains.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Okay this made me laugh
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Ok, this movie takes bad to a new level. It's a kung fu flick with the worst fight choreography I've ever seen. AND a bad guy just turned into a pig and told the good guy about the evil plan.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Watching another bad movie. The bad guys keep using a call that Bob and Doug McKenzie used and I can't stop hearing the bad guys say "Take off hoser!" in my brain.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Watching a movie called Arena that is a blend of Babylon 5 sets, camera shots, music and actors from DS9 and Bab 5. It's rill bad.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I'm trying new things!
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Yeah, I'll do without, thanks.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Good news everyone! Scientists have discovered and interstellar objects going faster than anything ever recorded. And if it hits Earth, it would be "catastrophic." So we have that to look forward to!
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Me: I think today is a good day to try drawing again. iPad: No power. Pen: No power. Me: So uh, later I guess.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Celebrating Independence Day by watching the movie "Independence Day". Pretty sure if it were made today the White House staff would have called Jeff Goldblum's character a "woke libtard," wouldn't have believed him, and it would have been over in 20 minutes.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Apparently ICE tried to round up Haitians in a black neighborhood and that did not go well.
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Mr. theMoon @sheepthemoon.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Finding the spot that Betty wants scratched.
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