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When is a pillow not a real pillow? When it’s a sham.

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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what I had to say turned out not to be a column
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Something Like People
A poem
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like I’m on drugs
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did they say anything back?
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There is zero reason for politicians to be talking about "trans issues" except as a result of a 100% bad faith campaign of bullying and bigotry and it is important to point that out whenever the topic is raised, or you grant bigots legitimacy they don't deserve. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/you-have-t...
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You Have to Call Bigots What They Are
Stop treating trans people’s rights as a legitimate issue to debate.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This got me: “If there’s a problem here, it might merely lie in mankind.” The betting, though - it’s everywhere, from Kalshi at the US Open to BetMGM at Nats Park and also apparently the Spirit are the only NWSL team to have a sports betting partner, Fanatics Sportsbook? A dubious distinction.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nonpresidential tenner
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy is the espn not showing us the gaaaaaaame
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
let’s gooooo
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“conshroomer” was right there
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
And if you don’t answer I hope she says “Talk to me, Goose.”
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m going to order a dozen tiny oysters and I’m not going to share. I know it’s a little shellfish.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Paige Nielsen ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We had planned to bake sourdough but it was a non-starter
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My bakery: What a Pain
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My window glass repair company: What a Pane
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Lolllllllll
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
That is Two much.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Also me also for every event ever
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Very fun and wild!
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 30/01/2026
💔 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCVK...
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Fold In The Cheese! | Schitt's Creek | Netflix
YouTube video by Still Watching Netflix
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Alex Pretti’s coworkers take a moment of silence this morning
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Remake Hoosiers, but football!
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Gene Weingarten @geneweingarten.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Remember Viola Liuzzo? You should. It's happening again. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/this-has-h...
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This Has Happened Before
Viola Liuzzo was 39 years old when she was murdered. It was March 25, 1965.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
NEVER DAUNTED
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
farewell to expected mckeown goals
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Getting whooped by whom?
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Sneaker game 5/5
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
And “Closer to Fine!”
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Pluribus thought: I hope that when Carol and Helen saw the Indigo Girls in Provincetown, that Carol was briefly able to leave her trauma behind for a night, relax on a blanket next to Helen, and rock out to “Least Complicated.”
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Joyeux Bûche de Noël!
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
"This is an appliance for people who don’t actually use appliances. You buy your fancy little honeybee toaster, and then, when you want an actual piece of toast, you ask your Olive to order you one via Seamless. God, the future has been such a letdown." defector.com/the-2025-hat...
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The 2025 Hater’s Guide To The Williams-Sonoma Catalog | Defector
[Opens front door while holding a toy corgi in one arm] Merry Christmas! Oh my God, you made it! I thought you might be stuck at the airport for weeks! Well, because it’s such madness out there. Piper...
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Sookie sookie!
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
😬
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I’m in a band called The Duvets! We’re a cover band.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Okay apparently it’s The Hunting Wives. I still stand by the Xena vibes .
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Why don’t therapists make good fencers? Because they don’t have duel relationships.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
And that’s HUNTER Wives. Although the flash forward makes me think my slip was apt.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Who told me to watch Hunting Wives? First of all, thank you. Second of all, I’m getting major Xena vibes.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
My bone broth business is going public! I’m selling stock.
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
The most entertaining intro to any podcast episode ever: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...
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Gayngel City Football Club with Alanna Kennedy, Macey Hodge, and Lily Nabet
Podcast Episode · The RE—CAP Show · 06/19/2025 · 43m
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Sally @sheaven.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
OL Natasha Lyonnes
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