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Shawn Hanscom

@shawnhanscom.bsky.social
16 followers 47 following 43 posts

Co creator of Broom Ghost Likes: video games Dislikes: Ivan Ooze

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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Something the lame woke liberal agenda won’t tell you: coco pebbles are better that coco krispies! You blue haired freaks don’t know the first thing about chocolate flavored children cereal! SAD!
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What’s going to happen to Benson Boone when he can’t do a backflip anymore? I’m worried about him.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Keep boys out of men’s sports!
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
If you watched any of the 1000 angle videos of Renee Good being shot by an ice agent and your conclusion is that she was trying to hit them with her car, I think you are a stupid person. If you think there is any justification for the outcome, I think you are a complete and total idiot.
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My kink is making my wife delicious dinners.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Hating on poor people for needing government assistance won’t fix your hairline buddy.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I saw someone refer to a Diet Coke as a “fridge cigarette” and I can’t stop thinking about it.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I’ve been giving it a lot of thought and trying to piece together public opinion on the matter and I just have to get this off my chest. I don’t at all feel sorry about party rocking. It’s who I am and who I’ll always be. And if you see me differently from now on, so be it.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Dear universe, it’s me again. I put out into the world that @twrpband.bsky.social and @rapallomusic.bsky.social should find each other, fall in love, and make music together. And if they could just like invite me to a show or something I’d be good. Thanks! Your pal, Shawn
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
100 days until I marry the baddest baddie to ever bad. Let’s fucking go. Life rules.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
When I die reincarnate me as a bear in a river Catching fish on Apple TV screensavers I’ll never see.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Hey sorry I can’t make it to your birthday I have to watch the same video of a panda eating bamboo for 3 hours.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Is Pepsi-Caine ok?
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Someone once called me old for using Venmo. These kids ain’t smoking weed no more.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If I ever talk about using an ice bath fucking shoot me.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This wizz isn’t going to wee itself
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
When Prince said “ANNOPATTACKALASIIMACAPATALAWIT” I really felt that.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
My head canon Shallan Davar will always be Chappel Roan. #stormlightarchive
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
No one tell my mom, but at the show in April I’m going to shake my booty.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I’ve been trying to get healthier this year and so far I’m doing really well. Small milestone!
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sorry boss man I can’t come into work today, my cat is sleeping in my lap.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Saw a local business using AI art for a rebrand. Obvious comment pointing out they should have hired a local artist. Someone then made a response saying how we need to accept AI because it’s helping local businesses. Ok, how is it helping local artist? They LOST a job. Dude get real.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
A dear friend gave us a bookshelf, and I finally (somewhat) organized my little collection.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Still learning, still trying. Flavor is getting better and better. Made a few mistakes, but still got good bread!
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Greg Miller @gameovergreggy.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine's Day, America.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
There is not a single problem that can’t be solved by getting yourself some chicken tikka masala.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Siri play How Far is Heaven by the Los Lonely Boys
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
First inclusion loaf on my sourdough journey. Didn’t rise as much as I’d like, but the flavor is amazing. Jalapeño cheddar!
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
@conepines.bsky.social has been teaching me how to make sour dough. This is the first loaf I have tried to make, with lots of help! One hour before we can cut into it!
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Sitting in the middle of Eliot Maine, a little slice of history. Cannot believe I found one of these in the wild.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It’s pretty rad getting tacos and beers with the person you love and then following it up with diving into a good game. Life is good!
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AJ @theavocadojam.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Hello and good morning! I am 9 followers away from hittin 500 so ART RAFFLE TIME ✰ Follow ✰ Like and Repost ✰ Comment w/ your OC (optional) #art #artshare #artraffle
An avocado with a skull face drawing. Text reads “The Avocado Jam Art Raffle follow, like and repost, comment with your original character.”
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Just rewatched the genius that is @jameswillems.bsky.social and @elysewillems.bsky.social on #smosh and god i hope they collaborate more.
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Shawn Hanscom @shawnhanscom.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Dude @abioticfactor.com has me in their CLUTCHES. It’s so good. I cannot get enough.
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