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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew

@jearbear11.bsky.social
11 followers 14 following 25 posts

the world’s only hydrated barista • metal enthusiast • ska evangelist • goof purveyor

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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
somebody once told me the girl was gonna gone me
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
all my rooms are back i'm ready to go
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
i push my fingers into five guys -gay slipknot
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
mutually assured erection
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
live (nothing wrong with me) laugh (nothing wrong with me) love (nothing wrong with me)
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
for sale: baby shoes, baby grew
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
who do you think you are runnin' 'round gardin skars
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
and you can stick that where the sun don't shine (scranton pennsylvania)
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
not beating the butterfingers allegations
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
67 is like 69 if one of you has scoliosis
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
just clocked in to my shift at the having a pleasant lil day factory
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
call the PA Farm Show cause this hog is prize winning
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
if i was rich i'd be like "another day another one hundred dollars"
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
john raving rabbids tolkien
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
sitting in the bathtub while the water is draining to flex on toddlers
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
FromSoft! What blood through yonder window bornes?
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
"Summarize 4 unread messages" summarize my gotdam cock, robot
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
she goofy on that thing, got me like yahhhhoohoohoohooeey
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
guy who is seeing Twilight for the first time but knows there's a baseball scene: hey babe this movie is pretty good so far but when do they get to the baseball scene
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
you have the aloofness of someone who was born into wealth and told they were attractive an adequate number of times
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i think the wonka factory might've been a plantation
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
going down for real anyone want anything?
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
i'm seeing rappers you've never heard of in venues you've never been to
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
verily, verily, i say unto thee, except a man be cheeked the fuck up, he cannot see the kingdom of god
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Florence Pkew Pkew Pkew @jearbear11.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
breaking: cap'n crunch has been dishonorably discharged
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