lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026used class action lawsuit money on the steam sale 0111
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026a 'satire' that isn't funny, acknowledges that it isn't funny, then lectures the audience that you're actually stupid braying hogs for wanting it to be funny 030
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026saw DIGGER with @bp47.bsky.social and just kept making this face after it was over 160
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i keep seeing youtube videos with titles like "Will Activision Save Halo?" 1102
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026dark souls ii seamless co-op with bro feels like this 1170
Reposted by lex shatterballfancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026happy john coltrane centenary. i remember bringing this one home from gamestop. 429372
Reposted by lex shatterballpsychbomb @psychbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026new article: NOTHING IS ALIVE IN NEW YORK CITY examining parasite eve's world design and everything it lacks through a brief history of manhattan systemdrift.neocities.org/reviews/noth...systemdrift.neocities.orgsystemDrift | NOTHING IS ALIVE IN NEW YORK CITYIt looks as though God snapped His fingers and erased every trace of humanity and nature, leaving behind nothing but the concrete. 24017
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026if the world devolves into a mad max-style post apocalypse the québécois are gonna be either the very first ones to go or the only ones to maintain any kind of social order 070
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 11/09/2026static.klipy.comFFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost TrainALT: FFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost Train 020
Reposted by lex shatterballphoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026happy 25th. youtu.be/Ndv78CHoJfAyoutu.beThe Titular Towers 🧙YouTube video by KuuEats 0208
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026samus after getting into her ten-thousandth fucked up sci-fi situation 020
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026dumbest complaint i've ever made inbound: zelda games used to have the extreme confidence necessary to have very minimal box art, and it worked - that age is over now 030
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026make the cartridge gold at the very least you cowards 130
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026me when they reveal the super metroid remake 030
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026they gave the kokiri tunic mcu costume textures - beyond parody 171
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026started laughing like a person in a straitjacket, it looks exactly as bad as i thought it would and it still caught me off guard 250
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026love a movie based on stories, ideas, and concepts 020
Reposted by lex shatterballpsychbomb @psychbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026new article: THEY'RE ALL SAFE ROOMS exploring the value of horror beyond being scary, and how we owe it to ourselves to think deeper about the work we love systemdrift.neocities.org/blog/theyre-...systemdrift.neocities.orgsystemDrift | THEY'RE ALL SAFE ROOMSThere's so much more to horror than people seem capable of recognizing. 45328
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026the estate hasn't dropped anything with real juice in like six years - let me in there, i'm gonna do it right (15 petabyte zip bomb of everything on the pirate bay and full release of the netflix doc) 000
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026not thrilled about the prince estate's newest grab bag of random vault tracks repackaged as an """album""" but i will take this very nicely cleaned up original version of tick tick bang as consolation www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTC9...youtube.comTick Tick BangYouTube video by Prince - Topic 100
Reposted by lex shatterballRenoBee @renobee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Those rat fuck dimwits at Rockstar put gameplay footage of their niche walking sim on Netflix but what they should have done is take a b-list celebrity comedian and have them inaccurately describe their game and show maybe 5 seconds of footage if that www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Bq...youtube.comNintendo Gameboy Zelda Link's Awakening TV advert - 1993 - Rik MayallYouTube video by bluemonday16 0266
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026these are just the ones i have screenshots of 110
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026rockstar's languid simulationist era has been criticized but have you considered that "press r2 to hold hands" is the kind of shit that only this beautiful medium can produce 050
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i don't need ssris, i have mega man 2 on the nintendo entertainment system 000
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026also, i can't believe i ran right into another WEAPONS - a movie i thought looked really good, came out of deeply mixed and ended up not really liking 030
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i did not see I SAW THE TV GLOW but i am now afraid that i will have to put my opinion in the shatterball vault if i ever do 130
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA: a movie with a lot of laughs that i nevertheless found to be weirdly juvenile and even a tad narcissistic 120
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 10/08/2026big walk with more than four people: pandemonium, unorganized anarchy big walk with 3-4 people: a fun group activity, riffing while solving puzzles big walk with two people: surgical precision on the level of a military black op 1183
Reposted by lex shatterballKayin @kayin.moe · 08/08/2026kayin.moe/retroachieve... Today is not the day for nuance, or a well articulated Kay post. I'm on my hater shit and just had to get this out. 💬 Replies will appear as Comments and all that~kayin.moeKayinworks - I Irrationally Hate RetroAchievementsI like having nice, well balanced takes on things, sometimes getting lost in nuance in ways that muddle my point. But anyone who follows me knows that some days I just to give in. I just have to be a ... 174944317
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026i hear a fretless bass and something comes out of me 010
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026referring to doom 3's whole deal as "can of snakes bullshit" is the kind of metaphor i can get behind 000
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 06/08/2026big walk is essentially a freeform multiplayer version of riven - after playing it for maybe three hours it's the best game of the year so far 070
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 31/07/2026which, in retrospect, you could say about all of the tom holland spider-mans, but some of those had mysterio and jb smoove ranting about witches, which BRAND NEW DAY doesn't have 040
lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 31/07/2026SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - will stand up for tom holland being the actor that captures what i like about spider-man more than anybody else, and the bits with him and zendaya are great, but outside of some cute lil comic book-y moments peppered throughout, it's never more than mildly entertaining 130