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lex shatterball

@shatterball.bsky.social
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effete intellectual

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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
texting my mom
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
used class action lawsuit money on the steam sale
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
a 'satire' that isn't funny, acknowledges that it isn't funny, then lectures the audience that you're actually stupid braying hogs for wanting it to be funny
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
saw DIGGER with @bp47.bsky.social and just kept making this face after it was over
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i keep seeing youtube videos with titles like "Will Activision Save Halo?"
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dark souls ii seamless co-op with bro feels like this
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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fancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy john coltrane centenary. i remember bringing this one home from gamestop.
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
goat's back
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm going to magfest
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psychbomb @psychbomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
new article: NOTHING IS ALIVE IN NEW YORK CITY examining parasite eve's world design and everything it lacks through a brief history of manhattan systemdrift.neocities.org/reviews/noth...
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systemDrift | NOTHING IS ALIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
It looks as though God snapped His fingers and erased every trace of humanity and nature, leaving behind nothing but the concrete.
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if the world devolves into a mad max-style post apocalypse the québécois are gonna be either the very first ones to go or the only ones to maintain any kind of social order
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
static.klipy.com
FFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost Train
ALT: FFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost Train
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phoenix ✨✌️ @phoenixisonline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy 25th. youtu.be/Ndv78CHoJfA
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The Titular Towers 🧙
YouTube video by KuuEats
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
samus after getting into her ten-thousandth fucked up sci-fi situation
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dumbest complaint i've ever made inbound: zelda games used to have the extreme confidence necessary to have very minimal box art, and it worked - that age is over now
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
make the cartridge gold at the very least you cowards
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me when they reveal the super metroid remake
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
they gave the kokiri tunic mcu costume textures - beyond parody
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
started laughing like a person in a straitjacket, it looks exactly as bad as i thought it would and it still caught me off guard
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
love a movie based on stories, ideas, and concepts
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psychbomb @psychbomb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
new article: THEY'RE ALL SAFE ROOMS exploring the value of horror beyond being scary, and how we owe it to ourselves to think deeper about the work we love systemdrift.neocities.org/blog/theyre-...
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systemDrift | THEY'RE ALL SAFE ROOMS
There's so much more to horror than people seem capable of recognizing.
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
the estate hasn't dropped anything with real juice in like six years - let me in there, i'm gonna do it right (15 petabyte zip bomb of everything on the pirate bay and full release of the netflix doc)
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
not thrilled about the prince estate's newest grab bag of random vault tracks repackaged as an """album""" but i will take this very nicely cleaned up original version of tick tick bang as consolation www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTC9...
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Tick Tick Bang
YouTube video by Prince - Topic
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RenoBee @renobee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Those rat fuck dimwits at Rockstar put gameplay footage of their niche walking sim on Netflix but what they should have done is take a b-list celebrity comedian and have them inaccurately describe their game and show maybe 5 seconds of footage if that www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Bq...
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Nintendo Gameboy Zelda Link's Awakening TV advert - 1993 - Rik Mayall
YouTube video by bluemonday16
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
these are just the ones i have screenshots of
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
rockstar's languid simulationist era has been criticized but have you considered that "press r2 to hold hands" is the kind of shit that only this beautiful medium can produce
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i don't need ssris, i have mega man 2 on the nintendo entertainment system
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
also, i can't believe i ran right into another WEAPONS - a movie i thought looked really good, came out of deeply mixed and ended up not really liking
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i did not see I SAW THE TV GLOW but i am now afraid that i will have to put my opinion in the shatterball vault if i ever do
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
TEENAGE SEX AND DEATH AT CAMP MIASMA: a movie with a lot of laughs that i nevertheless found to be weirdly juvenile and even a tad narcissistic
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
finished big walk - cried
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
my condolences dude
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me and bro
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
big walk with more than four people: pandemonium, unorganized anarchy big walk with 3-4 people: a fun group activity, riffing while solving puzzles big walk with two people: surgical precision on the level of a military black op
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Kayin @kayin.moe · 08/08/2026
kayin.moe/retroachieve... Today is not the day for nuance, or a well articulated Kay post. I'm on my hater shit and just had to get this out. 💬 Replies will appear as Comments and all that~
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Kayinworks - I Irrationally Hate RetroAchievements
I like having nice, well balanced takes on things, sometimes getting lost in nuance in ways that muddle my point. But anyone who follows me knows that some days I just to give in. I just have to be a ...
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i hear a fretless bass and something comes out of me
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
referring to doom 3's whole deal as "can of snakes bullshit" is the kind of metaphor i can get behind
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
@ItsDanSheehan
Found a time machine in the woods but I really only use it to send 20-30
McDonald's Apple Pies back to a vacant field in pre-revolutionary
Boston every day, assuming at some point it'll show up in a book or something
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
big walk is essentially a freeform multiplayer version of riven - after playing it for maybe three hours it's the best game of the year so far
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
which, in retrospect, you could say about all of the tom holland spider-mans, but some of those had mysterio and jb smoove ranting about witches, which BRAND NEW DAY doesn't have
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lex shatterball @shatterball.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY - will stand up for tom holland being the actor that captures what i like about spider-man more than anybody else, and the bits with him and zendaya are great, but outside of some cute lil comic book-y moments peppered throughout, it's never more than mildly entertaining
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