Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Exactly. Strip Arsenal of the title Nicola. 100
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Poor boy, he should be able to claim the money back from the club really. But doubtless I'll stick with City even though I want the owners banged up (fat chance) 110
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hi Nicola, yea it's truly horrible. And the more you look at it the worse it becomes. So deliberate, cynical, complacent, stupid and unambiguously bent. And what's worse is that the club wants us all to think it's a conspiracy. 121
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026sorry, the event was this morning/afternoon. I think some of it may be going online, but @dorianlynskey.bsky.social and @thenerve.news will know more about that 110
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Thank you! It was a Nerve live event and @dorianlynskey.bsky.social was chairing a chat about Farage et al with @sangitamyska.bsky.social and @johnsweeneyroar.bsky.social 110
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@dorianlynskey.bsky.social Hi Dorian, really enjoyed the talk today and you chaired it beautifully 200
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026innit. I wd love a' that's one way of putting it' hat-trick 000
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Yep, this is why i normally keep clear of social media (and the world) x 110
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Got a soft spot for Oldham too. Once spent three days on the road with Fergie. Loved him. 000
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Told you Nico was brilliant. Just stick with me for your footy wisdom 050
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026that early pressing was amazing. City in prime Pep were like that. I used to call it 'antsing' 000
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thank you to @bernieburner7.bsky.social for pointing out that Spain look as if they've got about seven on the pitch now. Teaches me to say anything about football. But while I'm here, and while I'm mourning city, what a player our Nico is. 220
Reposted by Simon Hattenstonebernieburner7.bsky.social @bernieburner7.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Looks like they’re down to about 7 now. 011
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Great equaliser. But still can't get my head round the idea that Lee Dixon's job as pundit is to say to Sam Matterface: "That's one way of putting it." (twice so far) 050
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Thank you Jonny. School loyalties override Fergie class. Always had a soft spot for Scholesy too. Football genius. 100
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Spain look like they've got 40 players on the pitch. Brilliant pressing 140
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ha! Salford for me, Jonny. 200 yards from my old school, Kersal High 200
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is my piece on City.I told a friend it's like going through the stages of grief in reverse. For me, first it was acceptance (when I wrote this) and now it's anger with the club. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comWe Manchester City fans fear relegation and losing trophies … but club are bang to rightsDespite the club’s shocking attempts to legally filibuster the charges out of existence for the past three years, we’ve rightfully failed 663
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think I'm going through the stages of grief in reverse. Acceptance at first. Now feel really angry with the club. 210
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ta Peter. Much appreciated. Especially the laughs! 010
Reposted by Simon HattenstoneVicki Hird MSc FRES @vickihird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Great review by @patrickbarkham.bsky.social of @derekvsderek film. this says much from derek the dairy farmer "We’re tied a bit by the price of milk, but we just keep going, we keep struggling on and we love what we do” Good for discussing future changes needed... www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...theguardian.com‘The man’s a psychopath when it comes to hedgerows’: Derek vs Derek, the unexpectedly heartwarming doc about farmers at warOne Devon farmer, called Derek, is committed to rewilding his land. His neighbour, also a Derek, tends cattle and crops. What happened when a film-maker decided to follow the bickering pair? 0124
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I talk to the Rooneys about marriage, typecasting, the media, Wagatha Christie, Auschwitz, learning from history and how Wayne dealt with the heat of Fergie's hairdryer www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.com‘We’ve been on a good run lately. We’ve not had a row for weeks!’: Coleen and Wayne Rooney on marriage, mistakes and making reality TVHis on-pitch triumphs (and off-pitch scandals), her turn as Wagatha Christie … for years, the football power couple have made headlines, despite efforts to keep their lives private. So why are they no... 171
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Thanks so much Chris, that's lovely of you 010
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026This cause is close to my heart - please sign: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ju...you.38degrees.org.ukJustice for victims of corrupt police officersWinston Trew was framed by a racist and corrupt police officer in 1972. It took nearly 50 years to clear his name. Thirteen people framed by the same officer spent a combined 623 years wrongfully conv... 042
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Few have fought as epic battles in the Labour party as Margaret Hodge. She tells me about taking on the BNP, antisemitism, dodgy tech giants – and why she sees herself as a battleaxe www.theguardian.com/politics/202...dashboard.ophan.co.ukSign in - Google Accounts 100
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Thanks so much Martin. Hope you're doing ok 010
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A note to publicists: Maybe hold back from saying how much your client loves what they're promoting unless you're absolutely sure. Meet the fabulous Mr T www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...theguardian.com‘I don’t chase the dollar. I never did’: the astonishing hidden life of Mr THe grew up in the ghetto, became a global superstar – then gave it all up. Why did he step away from the spotlight? 1420776
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I found the way Mary Austin talked to me about Freddie Mercury and his impact on her life incredibly moving – and surprising. www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s...theguardian.comThe extraordinary untold story of Freddie Mercury: Mary Austin on her best friend – and love of her lifeHe was Queen’s flamboyant frontman. She was his shy girlfriend, dreaming of marriage until they both realised he preferred men. Thirty-five years after his death, in the week he would have turned 80, ... 5254
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thanks so much Shirls. We've got some more coming up soon. Hopefully significant. 110
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Thanks so much Shirls. Yea, she gve me so much to think about. And so true what you say about different memories/interpretations. felt v special listening to that. 110
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Understatement of the decade on BBC News at 10 Lionel Messi is "one of the greatest players of his generation." 340
Simon Hattenstone @shattenstone.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Thank you Names. Yes, great to find him in good nick 020