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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 8h
I will tune back in to Texans eventually. But we need a break
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 8h
It's official. I am back to being fairweather Chiefs fan after Texans have stolen my sanity 4 weeks in a row
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 11h
Elite D huh
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 12h
OK defense. Woulda been better to snag that but OK
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 12h
Reverting to Chiefs fan in T-minus
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 12h
Texans 💩
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 12h
How pathetic is it to make an ad people to vote for your piece of shit ex without even being able to say his name. Almost as pathetic as the Texans
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 12h
Pathetic from the Texans. Now counting on the offense? Right
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12h
people are saying maybe the cornell case leads to the end of campus greek life. which feels daunting but plausible. my preference though would be the end of ivy league universities & everyone whose degree is from one of them has to wear a dunce cap until they've officially proven they aren't a shit
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 12h
Fucking Cowboy refball bullshit
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get in a dogfight with October Maryland for one half then blow them out in the second?
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The helmet that causes brain damage BEFORE impact
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 03/10/2026
When the best games are Louisville-NC State and Maryland-Nebraska
these women having a mid off
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesus fuckin christ!!
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rhule trying to save the team the disappointment of being ranked for Indiana
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Double jfc
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jfc
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does Kirk have a get-back coach to keep him from kicking on 3rd downs
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Restaurants are warning that the tariffs Ken Paxton supports could end free chips and salsa.
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That's a fumble IMO
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 03/10/2026
Sorry I am still grappling with the fact that the dog was also onstage at Life Surge
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I'll never quite understand is how a guy like this books stadiums in Massachusetts
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I laughed at Chip Kelly going to Northwestern but okay not laughing anymore
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I thought he was fucked when he needed a whole damn touchdown and then
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ferentz the only coach who regularly gets away with it
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hate playing for field goals like that with college kickers
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I try not to get too mad about small business AI slop but the "best-fit dinner" crap drives me nuts
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dan solomon @dansolomon.com · 03/10/2026
when did this // become hotter than this
ai generated flyer for a bbq place somewhere. everything looks uncanny and it’s the same ai generated flyer style everyone who makes these uses.bbq flyer made with clip art pumpkins and a pixelated logo straight out of 1998.
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, if you exclude the folks still mad about Vatican II,
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frequently the guy who is outperforming his expectations is exactly where he should be
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a Nebraska fan, watching PSU do their own fire-Bo-to-hire-Mike-Riley in real time was a trip. I don't think Franklin is Bo exactly, but Campbell, oof I dunno man
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is one of those places where I actually wonder about the analytics. Interception/turnover within the 5 versus making a defensive stop. I guess a safety is better than a field goal but I'd like to see the numbers
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Matt Campbell to Penn State is Mike Riley to Nebraska don't @ me
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would have a whole trailer rig on my cargo bike. It would be a relatively small set-up but it would punch above its weight
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man I would be so good at tailgating if the closest team wasn't the fuckin Longhorns
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/10/2026
Having people dressed as empty seats at your first game in a nearly billion-dollar stadium that is being hailed as a triumph of downsizing for the sake of having a fuller stadium is crazy, man
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Northwestern stadium officially Too Nice for Northwestern fans
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Another failure of the free market...
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes but the emptiest are along the 50. I wonder what is up with that
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's a theory the same way gravity is a theory
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cig feels more like the guy who never paints his figs and is always mad at the dice (even though he lived by the odds)
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cignetti
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean that's probably it but I also realized the seats on the 50 are most empty so now I'm really confused
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shame there's so many empty seats
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wasn't gonna drink beer tonight but this volleyball match might actually be good enough to justify a brew
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ken Paxton offered plea deals to at least 10 students accused of raping their classmates.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not a great sign when your 12-person private fundraiser includes someone who hates you enough to leak damaging audio
The audio of Mr. Paxton was shared with The Times by an attendee who recorded him speaking at a private fund-raiser in Washington attended by roughly a dozen people. The person, who opposes Mr. Paxton’s campaign and provided the recording to The Times, was granted anonymity because Mr. Paxton’s remarks were private.
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I am Shartacus @shartattack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hawkeyes continuing to cause problems
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