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Matthew

@sharpe26.bsky.social
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 32m
The piece of pizza pointing towards the clown’s crotch is really top notch
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 32m
Most people, even
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 1h
Humans are not meant to receive harsh and/or bad faith criticism on the scale that social media allows
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 23h
@jasonschreier.bsky.social you’ve been scooped
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She’s got nice big eyes for findin the criminals
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Performative wokeness is one thousand times better than performative bigotry
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Raid their homes in the middle of the night as well. Any supportive politicians too
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Everything they do to us must be done to them
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All false. Pls eat one thousand dicks
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tom Emmer should spend the rest of this days in a box where the guards speak Dutch
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you Grusome Gavin Newsom
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, this includes most Americans that think of themselves as well-informed. If they get their news from mainstream media, they get the wrong story.
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A perfect equilibirium of aspirin, Diet Coke, and Fillet-o’fish
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The guy that dropped the baby?”
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crazy that there’s such stiff competition
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The injection was lethal, didn’t work. That’s one life sentence down
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lovely creature!
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The everything app?
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know a dog would HATE that mask
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See St. Paul mayor, Koahly Her, for when this goes horribly wrong. In trying to be relatable to the cops working under her, she sexually harassed them with crude jokes like Michael Scott. The Weiner Wednesday meme is only the beginning. She got so much worse from there.
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can this one spell strawberry?
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A story told across eons
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would like to not think about this
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s right
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s the Joe Biden difference: yeah you’ll be mad, but you can still afford the gas to come complain about it in DC
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t even like sports, but it’s so obvious watching from the outside that the hobby is being bastardized and consumed by gambling companies. Everything good about sports is now worse because of the gambling
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We will be making up for these crimes against humanity for the rest of our lives
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas has never been this high. It’s fair to assume we’ve entered uncharted territory and the voters may punish the president in unprecedented numbers
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Animal at the UFC fight on the White House lawn
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The people are starved for political education, even most people that probably think of themselves as knowledgeable on the subject. We’re just so heavily propagandized. That’s one of the main things keeping us from reaching a sustainable future, but things are improving
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All-timer use for this one
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’ll lock him up here. There will be punishments for crimes committed by the powerful this time.
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sounds like the Democrats in the center need to do a better job appealing to voters on the left
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The AI is puppeting him
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Unimportant
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They can use the booths
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s like the whole state, right?
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I thought this thing was dead :(
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Next President must fill Guantanamo with ICE agents
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The cherry on top is that leading up to and following the closure of the Pig’s Eye Encampment, Mayor Her was nowhere to be seen because she was hiding from multiple accusations of sexual harassment made against her. She even had her poor Deputy Mayor break the news that only SEVEN beds were filled!
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holding out for a gunmetal skin 🤞🏻
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“I’m always being real” has lodged itself permanently into my lexicon
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s the damn mayor. What’s he supposed to do? It’d be disrespectful for him to not be there.
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
History sure is interesting. Good thing it never repeats or rhymes!
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My circle is ONLY talking about this
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why do you want Dems to lose? Hasan better represents the future of the party than nearly every single Dem politician. The voters are only going to get more progressive with time, not less
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Piker isn’t even an idiot. He’s right about most things, and if he’s wrong, he eats the L. Sure, he’s brash, but that’s a good thing in the current media environment
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want chunks of this thing floating around the country like pieces of the Berlin Wall
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Matthew @sharpe26.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fuck Alpha News, The Silent Treatment whips! They should have waaay more listeners, so hopefully this coverage helps the band!
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