Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 07/03/2026What does a cat say after making a joke? Just kitten. #RupertsComedyShow 5244 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. #RupertsComedyShow 4436 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something. #RupertsComedyShow 1232 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessStan🐰 and Godric🦁 @incognitodef.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I hate having to post these, but quit making eating bunny comments on bunny accounts... It's not funny or edgy. I hate even having to post at this. But I saw one unprompted on a picture of a bunny earlier and it was disgusted. Thank you 137215 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 01/08/2025What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple. #RupertsComedyShow 1314 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰 2475 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 20/07/2025A photon went on holiday but didn't take any luggage.... It was travelling light. #RupertsComedyShow 2313 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 21/07/2025How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? You rocket. #RupertsComedyShow 7313 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Why should you never lie to X ray technicians? They can see right through you! #RupertsComedyShow 1132 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 10/07/2025What do you call a librarian with sunburn? Well red! #RupertsComedyShow 2293 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 05/06/2025What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex. #RupertsComedyShow 5355 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I chucked a road sign at a tornado once... I was throwing 'caution!' to the wind! #RupertsComedyShow 3344 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessAmnesiatron @amnesiatron.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Just say no to Easter bunnies. Bunnies are not toys - they are a lot of work to properly care for and can be very expensive when vets are needed. They can live 10+ years. They are very intelligent and can be destructive. Research before you adopt a rabbit to make sure they will be a good fit. 47331 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessBinkyBunny @binkybunny.com · 08/03/2025Hello BlueSky Peeps! The Official-Original BinkyBunny has arrived. We will soon be posting our fun bunny photos and care info. Nose Bonk Bonk! Please Follow! 411317 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Did you hear about the shoemaker spy? They would always travel inclognito! #RupertsComedyShow 1164 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 23/12/2024What’s an ig? A snow house with no bathroom! #RupertsComedyShow 3184 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Merry Christmas and Happy New year, Love Rupert and Family 🎄🥰 #FurryTails #PalsPorch #RupertsComedyShow #BunnyButtFridaymedia.tenor.coma rabbit wearing a santa hat and scarf with merry christmas written on itALT: a rabbit wearing a santa hat and scarf with merry christmas written on it 7489 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I hate autocorrect... It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo! #RupertsComedyShow 1224 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 21/12/2024What does the Grinch eat for dessert? Heist cream! #RupertsComedyShow 1141 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Did you hear about the oven dishes that sailed the seven seas? They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean! #RupertsComedyShow 4206 0
Sharon and Duchess @sharon-nero.bsky.social · 18/12/2024That's good that you get daily pictures so you can see how they're doing, hopefully you'll get to be with them again soon. Yes, nice of our phones to remind us. Mine regularly shows me memories of Nero, as well as the odd memory every now and again of my other previous house bunnies. 110 0
Sharon and Duchess @sharon-nero.bsky.social · 18/12/2024media.tenor.coma little girl is hugging a monster from monsters incALT: a little girl is hugging a monster from monsters inc 110 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 18/12/2024What did Indiana Jones call his pet shop? Raider of the Lost Bark! #RupertsComedyShow 4235 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 15/12/2024My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline... She hit the ceiling! #RupertsComedyShow 2241 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn. #RupertsComedyShow 3224 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Lovely street art 🥰 0232 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger... But then it hit me. #RupertsComedyShow 4253 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It was an emotional wedding... Even the cake was in tiers. #RupertsComedyShow 2202 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I entered a competition to make jokes about the Bronze Age... I came third! #RupertsComedyShow 2242 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 08/12/2024What’s a reindeer’s favorite coffee? Star-bucks. #RupertsComedyShow 3152 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 06/12/2024How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet? 25- there's no L! #RupertsComedyShow 6224 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰 2515 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 04/12/2024What do you call a magician that looses his magic? Ian. #RupertsComedyShow 7286 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The man who invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. #RupertsComedyShow 1254 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What starts with an “E,” ends with an “E” and only has one letter in it? An envelope. #RupertsComedyShow 4312 0
