Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 07/03/2026What does a cat say after making a joke? Just kitten. #RupertsComedyShow 5244 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula. #RupertsComedyShow 4436 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Why should you never trust stairs? They’re always up to something. #RupertsComedyShow 1232 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessStan🐰 and Godric🦁 @incognitodef.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I hate having to post these, but quit making eating bunny comments on bunny accounts... It's not funny or edgy. I hate even having to post at this. But I saw one unprompted on a picture of a bunny earlier and it was disgusted. Thank you 137215 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 01/08/2025What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrr-ple. #RupertsComedyShow 1314 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰 2475 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 20/07/2025A photon went on holiday but didn't take any luggage.... It was travelling light. #RupertsComedyShow 2313 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 21/07/2025How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying? You rocket. #RupertsComedyShow 7313 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Why should you never lie to X ray technicians? They can see right through you! #RupertsComedyShow 1132 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 10/07/2025What do you call a librarian with sunburn? Well red! #RupertsComedyShow 2293 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 05/06/2025What do you call a Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex. #RupertsComedyShow 5355 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I chucked a road sign at a tornado once... I was throwing 'caution!' to the wind! #RupertsComedyShow 3344 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessAmnesiatron @amnesiatron.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Just say no to Easter bunnies. Bunnies are not toys - they are a lot of work to properly care for and can be very expensive when vets are needed. They can live 10+ years. They are very intelligent and can be destructive. Research before you adopt a rabbit to make sure they will be a good fit. 47331 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessBinkyBunny @binkybunny.com · 08/03/2025Hello BlueSky Peeps! The Official-Original BinkyBunny has arrived. We will soon be posting our fun bunny photos and care info. Nose Bonk Bonk! Please Follow! 411317 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Did you hear about the shoemaker spy? They would always travel inclognito! #RupertsComedyShow 1164 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 23/12/2024What’s an ig? A snow house with no bathroom! #RupertsComedyShow 3184 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Merry Christmas and Happy New year, Love Rupert and Family 🎄🥰 #FurryTails #PalsPorch #RupertsComedyShow #BunnyButtFridaymedia.tenor.coma rabbit wearing a santa hat and scarf with merry christmas written on itALT: a rabbit wearing a santa hat and scarf with merry christmas written on it 7489 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I hate autocorrect... It makes me say things I didn't Nintendo! #RupertsComedyShow 1224 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 21/12/2024What does the Grinch eat for dessert? Heist cream! #RupertsComedyShow 1141 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Did you hear about the oven dishes that sailed the seven seas? They were the Pyrex of the Caribbean! #RupertsComedyShow 4206 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 18/12/2024What did Indiana Jones call his pet shop? Raider of the Lost Bark! #RupertsComedyShow 4235 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 15/12/2024My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline... She hit the ceiling! #RupertsComedyShow 2241 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn. #RupertsComedyShow 3224 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Lovely street art 🥰 0232 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger... But then it hit me. #RupertsComedyShow 4253 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It was an emotional wedding... Even the cake was in tiers. #RupertsComedyShow 2202 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I entered a competition to make jokes about the Bronze Age... I came third! #RupertsComedyShow 2242 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 08/12/2024What’s a reindeer’s favorite coffee? Star-bucks. #RupertsComedyShow 3152 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 06/12/2024How many letters are there in the Christmas alphabet? 25- there's no L! #RupertsComedyShow 6224 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰 2515 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 04/12/2024What do you call a magician that looses his magic? Ian. #RupertsComedyShow 7286 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 02/12/2024The man who invented knock knock jokes should get a no bell prize. #RupertsComedyShow 1254 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What starts with an “E,” ends with an “E” and only has one letter in it? An envelope. #RupertsComedyShow 4312 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessMr. Magoo & Furiends @magoober.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Voids and REWs are fabulous. I swear I'm not biased. Original art by @cutiefulcritters.bsky.social 33110 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 26/11/2024How much room is needed for fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible. #RupertsComedyShow 1371 0
Reposted by Sharon and DuchessRupert the Rabbit @rupertrabbit123.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Where do cows get their clothes? From cattle-logs. #RupertsComedyShow 3292 0
