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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*Sharla works in the kitchen with new headphones on* Steve: "Look at all you've got done. Locked in. Listening to an audiobook on your new headphones?" Sharla: 👀 Steve: 👀 Sharla: 👀 Steve: 👀 Sharla: "It's 90s gangsta rap." Steve: "Alright." @mrbevers.bsky.social

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Wave, Christopher R.W. Nevinson. Lithograph on wove paper, 1917.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"If I don't get angry at the chore, then it won't get done!" She yelled at her husband of 18 years at 9 o'clock on a Sunday night. "I need you to take off about 20% there." He replied calmly before riling her back up five minutes later.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The Terrace, Saint-Tropez; Henri Matisse. Oil on canvas; 1904.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Steve: "Don't worry babe, I'll be a lonely curmudgeon with you. Yell at kids to get off my lawn." Sharla: "I don't want to yell at kids to get off the lawn." Steve: "I know, that's why I will." Sharla: "I want 'see a car down my mile long driveway and go get the shotgun' kind of alone." Steve: "Oh."

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"I'm so pleased I've never been impressed by a single thing a man wanted me to be impressed by." #OutOfContextSharla

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I am not a religious person so I let ADHD take the wheel.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Watching a very kid-coded, not-so-secretly Christian YouTube channel with @mrbevers.bsky.social Me: "I don't know why these guys wear harnesses. If god wanted you to fall off a cliff, you'd fall off a cliff." Steve: "I love you, you dark ass bitch."

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Blue Sky, Emily Carr. Oil on canvas, 1936.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Mid Ocean, Frederick Judd Waugh. Oil on canvas, 1920.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

What do you mean your parents didn't passive-aggressively crush every little hope, wish, and dream you ever expressed?

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Kameido, Hiroshi Yoshida. Woodblock print, 1927.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Windows solicitor: "We're giving your neighbours Michelle and Carlos a quote, can we give you one too?" Me, PJs at 2 pm on a Thursday, on a street with 60+ houses, who knows any neighbours names against my will: "I don't know them. Leave a card and go away." How hard is it to install a moat? 🤔

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The unparalleled confidence that comes from dropping a pre-paid parcel into the box when the post office line is 6 deep 🤌🏻

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Mr Bevers @mrbevers.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

my brain just blurted out "It's Saturday" as I was walking away from her. Then I heard the "oh shit!" from behind me and it killed me. 🤣

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Me: "Gonna do a Sunday roast dinner like adults." @mrbevers.bsky.social : "It's Saturday." Me: "Oh shit, it is." Saturday roast dinner.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"Her voice is the front porch of a home with everyone you love waiting inside." -Clint Smith, on his grandmother

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Lucifer has a point

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

False spring will be upon us soon. Do not be fooled.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Les Diablerets (The Oldenhorn and the Bécabesson), Paul Signac. 1903, oil on canvas.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

It’s crazy that it’s basically just a combination of the single worst most disastrous parts of every administration in history

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Shocking things my dad said this visit: he knows about "coming to the cottage". And that the cottage will be available to rent soon.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

.... disparaging the gold winning women's team partying with kash Fucking losers.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Well the Americans will be truly insufferable now. 🏒

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

"Who wants to be around that many people anyways?" Proceeds to where there is more people instead.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Happiness isn’t happiness without a violin-playing goat. La Mariée, Marc Chagall. 1950, Gouache and pastel.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

David Milne, Gray Hill, 1915-1916. Oil on canvas.

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Steph 🔜 Ottawa Weekend October 2-4 @steelcitysteph.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

We took two group photos and @genomancer.bsky.social's phone mashed them together for us so everyone could be in the photo. Turned out great! What a crew. 💖

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

A bookish content creator walks into Medieval Times and has dinner with MTG folk. No joke. It's just what happened.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Be still my heart 😍 The destruction of your 'art' is more creative than you could ever be 😂

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Thought I was a Dorothy then Blanche punched a doctor after reading a book and now I don't know anymore.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Them: "What's she doing?" @mrbevers.bsky.social : "I dunno, I just love her." ❤️

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Today is the dot of the i in Jeremy Bearimy.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

You mean I have to wrap the gifts now? I can't just toss them in a plastic bag on Christmas morning and throw them at the recipient like my uncle did to me when I was 12? That used VHS copy of Armageddon was like a meteor to my ribs.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Me: "People are amazed at Dick van Dyke's aged makeup back then being so accurate to him now." Steve: "It's just a big prank he's been doing since?" Me: "What's that movie? Magicians?" Steve: "The Prestige?" Me: "Yes. marry a man that gets you." Steve: "Marry a girl that's easy to understand." Wow😂

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Starry Night, Edvard Munch. Oil on canvas, 1922-1924.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

Can we all just agree nobody wants another family's stale holiday treats the week after Christmas?

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Between November 1st and January 15th there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world's major religions... Only an asshole would think theirs are the only ones that count. Happy Holidays!

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 29/11/2025

An American had the goddamn audacity to get fries and gravy (no curds) and call it poutine. FRIES AND GRAVY ARE NOT A POUTINE JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HAVE DAIRY. Also compared a Dare Mallow Banana to a circus peanut and I'm ready to murder for that banana flavoured marshmallow.

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SharlaKarene @sharlakarene.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

*watching television* Me: "Those chicken nuggies look awful. They look like they're so devoid of personality that if I ate them, they'd make me homophobic." Steve: "Pardon?" You heard me.

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