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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This fucks me up so much cus I'm like wait, it's only been twenty years? Those twenty years feel like actual centuries. It's not like they went by fast.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We need more ppl who'd be like "that's so evil it's gorgeous!" And then immediately kill the fuckin thing.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's like we're living in a social experiment designed to produce a whole generation of motherfuckers that would lock you in a room with a facehugger.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Nothing like whacking your head on a doorframe to remind you that your brain is just three pounds of jello with delusions of grandeur.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Also there was a whole month in the 80s where it was mandatory to have a frontman that looked like Egon Spengler (cartoon version.)

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

m.youtube.com/watch?v=8DfT... Speaking of 80s Trent I'm always tickled stupid by the new wave band he was in for a minute, and how he's just in the back on keyboards looking completely unchanged like when they badly photoshop doctor who into photos of the Hindenburg crash or whatever.

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Slam Bamboo - House on Fire

YouTube video by wonkknow

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That twilight zone is a fuckin banger though. I have a bunch of Shepard Devil's shirts from it now.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've always been faceblind as fuck, to the point I apparently conflated William Shatner with Ron Glass. Anyway, it was the one where Kirk bangs his head and thinks he's an Indian, and from TV listings this must have happened on December 13th 1985.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When I was a kid I fell asleep in the middle of a star trek rerun and woke up in the middle of an 80s twilight zone, so for years I thought there was an ep of star trek where Captain Kirk fell down a well and turned into the devil. m.youtube.com/watch?v=BoQ6...

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Twiligtht Zone ,I of Newton

YouTube video by Ray McDonough

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This was a blast to do again. Only struggled a little to remember how to talk to other human beings like a normal person.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nobody listens to me babbling about AI and 9/11 or whatever until I go on a spree of assassinations like an eight year old Sarah Connor.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The C64 version is giving me a sense of temporal vertigo. Cursed artifact that's gonna snap me back to 1986. The last forty years can't be allowed to happen.

A futuristic Commodore 64 web browser is like, "Limited AI will assess your needs and provide individual databases with information the AI feels is most important.

Hierarchical filter level seven in effect.

I am HOMER. How may I serve you?

One moment. You requested a story.
Once upon a time..."

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Just the best Jojo character. He's cutting down his travel kit for weight but keeps his teddy bear because priorities.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dominos: Eat it before he gets his dick in it

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In retrospect The Pizza Fuckler maybe wasn't the best idea for a mascot.

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Lost Turntable @lostturntable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

For years I was suffering from a debilitating condition called Sleep Related Painful Erections. I may look happy in this picture, but I was in living hell. Content warning: I get into graphic medical detail, and discuss suicidal thoughts. (Reposted with better header) medium.com/@jameseldred...

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My Penis Tried To Kill Me

Content warning: This post deals with graphic depictions of a medical condition that involves the penis, the prostate, and related body…

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This one always bugs my shit right out on account of Final Fight is *right there.* It has exactly one cop, and he's a corrupt piece of shit that tries to shoot you.

Screenshot from Final Fight. Guy, a day-glo ninja is jumping in on Edie E, a cop that just spat his gum on the ground like an asshole.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This week forty years ago we were blessed with episode 2 of The New Monkees, wherein Marty fell asleep on a copy machine. Numerous duplicate Martys were set loose in the mansion. Wackiness ensued. There were no survivors.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You are trying to make friends. Roll 1d4, your new acquaintance has decided that you are a 1: vampire 2: witch 3: robot 4: egg They cannot be dissuaded from this conviction.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Aughra leans more libertarian.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Gross-er vibes I guess. Like, this comes off as practically wholesome compared to AI "actors" just on account of they didn't max the underage submissive tradwife slider.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

what if we bring back Aki Ross except with gross vibes and also it can't talk good.

Aki Ross from Final Fantasy: The Expensive Mistake, posing in a bikini for Maxim's Hot 100 (2001)

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Looking forward to the default JRPG post apocalyptic future where we're fighting each other with swords and matchlocks and shit while collecting DVDs you need to bring to an apparent fuckin wizard who is like holy shit, have you not seen Mean Girls? Hang on I just need to find the right cable.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ideal ADHD / autism relationships like:

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*hand to imaginary earpiece* Oh.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Reading those now in our dortito having future like

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

So many church cookbooks like 1 can mushroom soup 1 packet ranch dressing *dump that on a bed of freshly crushed chips or some shit*

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oh hell I am about to go down a Cool American wiki rabbit hole. I do not need to know this much about emulsifiers.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

... I will also accept krakoa era openly bi power bottom polycule wolverine that exists in my head probably. I didn't read all that shit.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Yup, Chlorox bought it from the guy in 1972 but they didn't develop a pre-mixed non-refrigerated version until 1983. Before that it was a packet you mixed with buttermilk. Wasn't on Doritos until 1987.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Chicken nuggets: 1981 Happy Meals: 1979 Bottled ranch dressing: 1984* *the seasoning is from the 50s tho

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

*explaining to the kids* "I'm older than chicken nuggets." *eyes glowing, rising upward* "I am older than Happy Meals" *lightning arcs while funnel clouds form in the sky* "I AM OLDER THAN RANCH DRESSING"

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I refuse to recognize any of this unless Wolverine is a smelly little bastard who sleeps with a body pillow that's just a map of Japan.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Padding out my resume like Possesses mass that can affect celestial objects Expels superheated breath up to 311 Kelvin Completely replaces 98% of its own atoms every year Composed primarily of an acid that can dissolve most substances Word, Excel

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I fucking adore the bit with the doppelgangers. And just Laios in general with his hyperfixation on monster shit.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Whoa dang Mick Fleetwood is in this one.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think maybe facial appliances make it easier to zero in on specific features. When everything else is covered in rubber nonsense you can just pick out eyes or a chin or a voice and 90% of the time it's Jeffrey Combs anyway.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you change your haircut I will not recognize you. Meanwhile if someone is wearing five pounds of star trek makeup I'm like "holy shit that's Iggy Pop." I'm either very specifically faceblind or just racist against humans.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My apathy is palpable. Go on, palp it.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

remember when ppl were like hey maybe don't make kids work 12 hour days and can we have weekends off and the government was like fuck you have some bombs

Front page of the Washington Times from. Sept. 1st 1921. The headline reads "AIR FLEET ORDERED TO W. VA. BATTLEFIELD" Other headlines include "PRESIDENT SAYS WARS WONT END" and "AVIATORZ WILL DROP BOMBS ON MARCHERS"

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

*iterative prisoner's dilemma grid here*

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I'll fuckin do it if I have to.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The platonic ideal of human interaction.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Some day I'm gonna finish the stupidest fucking Commodore 64 exclusive adventure RPG and then you'll all be sorry.

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Sharkey 🦈 @sharkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

All of 2004 came flooding back into my head. Makes me want to go back to making dipshitty little RPGs or whatever.

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