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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 3h
Saturday
the finished curry and rice
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 3h
Grand Theft Autumn/Where Is Your Boy (acoustic)
added the roux cubes to the vegetables in a pana nice brown japanese curry
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 3h
Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner
added water to the panrice cooker cooking rice
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 3h
Short, Fast and Loud
onions in a panveges in a pan
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 3h
G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
chopped onions, potatoes and japanese curry roux
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 5h
@manningkrull.bsky.social I've been trying to follow what you did with the eyeballs in 2024 (but smaller for a smaller person). So now I have a hollow ball with these layers: Aluminium foil, masking tape, 6 layers of paper (and glue). If I could ask a couple of questions 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
papier maché ballthe inside of a ball, covered in tinfoil, under the tinfoil is tape
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Pretty sure it's Blade. He's probably a little confused because of the same brain injury that left him unable to feel shame.
Blade, not from the kickboxing vampire movie but from the carnival and the Voice
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have many more boring books I could swap in, don’t make me use them
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My 11yo did this, but I don't think she really put as much effort in as she should have. Teach her a lesson by withholding your likes.
A drawing of like an anime witch flying on a broomstick and there's a little witch behind her.
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I promise that even with the context, you wouldn't find this funny. - Wittgenstein
An amazing (horny) painting of Tristan and Isolde by August Heiß (1881). I've ruined it with a speech bubble "don't make everything weird jsut[sic] for this"
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look, as a coward with thousands of dollars. I'm half hearted in mocking him for being a cowardly millionaire, but this headline from the Telegraph is pretty fucked. "Putting the music first" summons the goose asking "above what? above what?". I'm not reading TFA
Headline: Ed Sheera  should be applauded for putting music first
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
look, it's not why I vote for them but don't they look like normal folks who you don't have to watch your drink around
julie anne genter's hoarding (not vandalised) (yet)
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i could nitpick on spelling or technique, but my heart gives this a 10/10
a defaced hoarding of fascists Winston Peters and Gerald Warner
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
someone beat me to it by like a thousand years
a screenshot from reddit of someone making the same joke
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's pizza night
pizzapizzapizzapizza
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I couldn't find one, maybe because google is bad now. Is anyone in this venn diagram? I feel like they're both very well known things.
a t-shirt design roughly in the style of the "magneto was right" t-shirt worn by Quentin Quire in the X-men comics, but Magneto's face is replaced with Magenta from rocky horror and the text says "Magenta was right"
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First search result. Immediately based.
a thumbnail featuring susan haack and the caption "science yes; scientism no"
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
bit of a branding challenge here. Do i say "Ho' Medics" or "Home dicks"?
a footbath from Homedics
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My Heart is The Worst Kind of Weapon (2005)
a vegetable curry in progress
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
calm before the storm (2003)
a bunch vegetables chopped ready to make a japanese curry
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
a new friend honouring harambe in their own way
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My 11yo daughter instructed me to "post this to the world", it'll be funny when she discovers that my audience is 5 people
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think these two stories should swap pictures
smiling picture of mathematician Yu Deng, with a headline about being a professional go playerSombre photo of mathematician Yu Deng, with a headline about fried chicken
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
prototyping for halloween
a hemisphere skeleton made from paper
and tape
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Found the best take
May I ask what the petition is for? Just curious.

I sign ALL petition things. Even if I violently disagree with the supposed cause. I value the voting process and think public participation is well below where it should be.
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
we did it team, (I'm not convinced i did a saving here)
home made fresh cheese in a glass container
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
made apple crumble
apple crumble
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Working on a new game, with cutting edge graphics and down to the neuron simulation
screenshot of a terminal showing a text log of a simulated drink stand
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
WHAT
a screenshot from the briscoes website showing that a basic rice cooker is literally $89.99 in New Zealand goddamn dollars
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
bonus video edition ( I changed the camera angle so that you can see how fat I am, like a regal sealion solving a rubik's cube with my front flippers) 14.21s cbst.link/s/trgUWFggT5...
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
here's a bonus one where I'm turning nice and slow but find a better solution cbst.link/s/2sDNP3Ba7J...
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
here's one for @zuckerberg.bsky.social cbst.link/s/iDh3QroNhH...
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
here you go, I hope one day you get the rubo robo selfsuck 4000 you deserve
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
shades of: it sounds like you're just feeding shelter cats to coyotes
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Not necessarily a roast, but the last sentence of this comment makes it amazing
Perhaps frameworks, like React, are a byproduct of their time. When Vanilla JS was not nearly as good or standardized across browsers yet. And then people kept using them after it was no longer necessary because it was the devil they knew. But this is just a guess, as I have never really used JS or React.
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
When you're a professor of philosophy and logician and this is the first image that comes up when I google you
graham priest looking rad in sunglasses and a leather jacket
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
if I don't win this game, I'm just an asshole
a screencap from hearthstone battlegrounds with an extremely early demons setup
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Sorry, I know that screenshots of engagement bait is probably not etiquette on blusky, but I can't get over this caption. Man enjoys popular food
screencap of a youtube short, the caption reads "Jason Momoa loves Salt and Vinegar on Deep Fried Fish"
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Did a Kawakawa plant write this?
[From Wikipedia]
The flowers are produced on greenish, erect spikes 2.5–7.5cm long. They can be uni- or bisexual. Kawakawa flowers are quite minute and very closely placed around the spike.
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
this one is same-same but different (lighter green? more sun?)
1.5m tll leafy bush with shiny green heart shaped leaves
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
is this one?
a leafy bush, less than 2m high with shiny dark green heart shaped leaves
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Do I need to get diagnosed before I can ask work for a desk cloche
a plastic garden cloche over a young strawberry plant
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I think comedy usually doesn't age well, and when I find something really old that's still funny it really makes me happy
The actor Xanthias, masked and costumed, standing next to a statuette of Heracles. Detail from a Campanian red-figure oinochoe, ca. 350-340 BC.

- Seated Nike Painter (Spotted Rock Group) - Jastrow (2007)
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
almost_nailed_it.jpg
a dough ball rising a little too much for the container it's in
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
did I girlboss too hard?
16 dough balls
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I did a consumerism. I assume it's about pashing
the book "If We Knew How To We Would" by Emma Barnes
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I love these jelly-filled donuts
a screen capture from the pokemon anime. Brock is holding four onigiri (japanese rice balls), which the english dub originally localised to "jelly donuts"
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I've enjoyed the tortilla hyperfixation so far, but I think the next project needs to be less calorie dense
two beautiful home made burritos
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
how does he keep getting away with this
a home made burrito in a pan
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Gerard @sharkbrain.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This MF Doom mask I cut out of a cardboard box and painted in 10 minutes had very good ROI
a homemade MF doom mask
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