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Alan

@sharkboyalan.bsky.social

356 followers 221 following 558 posts

A Texan at heart, just moseying through life and making the best of the journey. Space Cowboy 🚀🖤 #PawsUp

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Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Is this still on?

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

No matter how much the guys insist that she’s putting her own spin on it and isn’t intentionally trying to sound like Chester, I just don’t hear it that way. To me, the similarities are too noticeable, and I don’t think I can be convinced otherwise.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. Never stop talking about the Epstein Files. No matter what.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🥴🥴😅

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realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 23/09/2026

pripyat residents circa april 1986:

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

There’s honestly so much I want to do, but between work and how hectic life has been with my new role, plus going to so many shows this year, I feel like I haven’t had much time for anything else. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still having a blast, but I feel like I could be doing so much more.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Everything’s on fire 🔥 already. And it’s barely 8:30am

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

My skin is glowing today.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Why would they add a picture of a snake on the snake repellent products? People out here with snake phobias. Don’t need to see those images.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

static.klipy.com

Jensen Ackles Noose

ALT: Jensen Ackles Noose

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Everything is so lame nowadays

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

This one’s for you 😏

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Always be kind. Always be kind. Do not wish ill on anyone else.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I mean to say worms in the brain. But whatever

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Disregard that shit. He’s m*ga and also Mexican. Works in the brain. Dick soft now.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

It’s just me and me and that’s all I need.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Why is there traffic at 5am??

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Shall we begin?

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

😎

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Ughh I feel so fat. My self esteem has taken a huge hit

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Regisal @sals100.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Legend of Zelda!!!! 😭😭😭

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Guess I’m downloading Grindr again

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Y aunque no sabes nada de mí, un día te habré de alcanzar, amor.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I hate it here. I don’t belong in this racist ass company.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

So much work and don’t even know where to start. Also I only have one thing on my mind.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Sigh 😮‍💨 what a week

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Sweet dreams 🖤🌙

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Let me create a personal Excel budget chart instead of actually working.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I need to stop begging people to hang out with me. There’s plenty of others who would hang out with me anytime.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Me having to be at this office.

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a young boy is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of a wall .

ALT: a young boy is sitting at a table with his hands folded in front of a wall .

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Guess who forgot the towel again? 😩

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Love being a man because I love the smell of balls and I can smell my own balls whenever I want to.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Wait do people really use threads?

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LⱯDY GⱯGⱯ NOW🪞 @ladygaganow.net · 12/05/2026

Lady Gaga for MAYHEM: Requiem.

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LⱯDY GⱯGⱯ NOW🪞 @ladygaganow.net · 12/05/2026

Lady Gaga presents: MAYHEM Requiem.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Back on the wagon.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I need an absolutely breathtaking, larger-than-life, cinematic masterpiece of a performance of “Glamorous Life” asap!

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

In the middle of nowhere.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Hate this rainy weather.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I just keep matching with people from Austin on tinder. 😒

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

I need an energy drink 🫠

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Everybody want to be a cowboy

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Got the perfect Mother’s Day gift for my mother.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Okay. At this point, since this keeps coming up, I’m just mad.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

..But there’s that quiet voice, steady and sure, whispering through the noise, simple and pure: “just show up.” So I do. Because even in the chaos, even in the doubt, there’s work to be done and I’m not done yet.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It’s so silly that my manager gets mad when I request pto lmao 🤣

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

On the day I feel like talking, no body is messaging me back

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I really could use some positive news/energy right now.

Alan @sharkboyalan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026