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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

"Welcome back to the channel. Today we're going to watch this highlight reel of some guy named Larry... Bird? Also, I heard that this dude Stevie Ray something is OK at blues, and did you know that Bobby Caldwell was WHITE??" I can't get enough of it.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

There's an entire sub-genre of Youtube reaction videos that is just "black people being surprised that white people can be good at things," and it's fucking hilarious.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Having learned more about Mary Lou Retton's politics, I hereby disavow my earlier skeet about wanting to see her play Tiny Tim in A Christmas Carol.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Justice is a pay-to-win game with macrotransactions.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

This is a stupid take. Most of the advancements we’re seeing rolled back today were won by the Silent Generation. The progress made be succeeding generations relies heavily on what the Silents achieved. They did a fuck of a lot more than attend “a demonstration or two.”

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Am I the only one who genuinely wants to see The Night The Reindeer Died from the intro to Scrooged? Not to mention a live production of A Christmas Carol starring Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim. That’s quality programming.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Remember the height of the pandemic, when the government just cancelled rent and absolutely nothing bad happened? I remember.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Important question: Why does other people talking shit about media reduce your enjoyment of that media? Unless they're in the theater with you shouting over the dialog, why do you care? Bonus Q: How is it not selfish to expect others to suppress their feelings in order to suit your preferences?

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

Being snarky on Twitter is not the same as being a good legislator. She didn’t miss out on that committee seat because of some conspiracy to keep her down, she lost the seat because after six years in office she has failed to build the relationships and influence necessary to actually do her job.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

It’s bizarre seeing people continue to act like AOC is some maverick champion of the working class. The hype train should have ended the moment she voted to strike-break for the railroad barons. That was a disqualifying vote. They won’t get better if we keep letting them get away with these things.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I want a reboot of All in the Family where Archie is exactly the same as he was in 1972, but Gloria and Meathead were born in 2014. “Ehh, who’s skibidi terlet? Why can’t youse kids talk like normal human beings? Eeeediiith!”

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Crazy watching the narrative rapidly shift from “what a hero” to “this is no way to do things!!” by alleged progressives posting smarmy memes and tearfully opining about the “kind of world” they want to live in. Fuck right off with your status-quo bullshit.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Worst case, some capitalist douche will reach into his own pocket and pull out .000001 of his net worth to make sure the prick gets paid.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

While it is very, very funny to imagine the McDonald’s narc getting screwed out of his reward money, it isn’t going to happen. The monied dickhead class is absolutely terrified by the class solidarity they saw over the past week, and they know they need collaborators if they want to survive.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I never thought it was possible for there to be a Luigi sexier than Mario’s brother, but here we are.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Bands with amazing songs everyone knows, but nobody seems to remember the artists: The Band - The Weight, The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Up On Cripple Creek. The Last Waltz is the greatest concert of all time. The Grassroots - Midnight Confession, Live For Today, too many to list here.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Sandman, by William Johnstone. It’s about an eight-year-old boy named Paul who, in addition to torturing and murdering animals and other children, also has the ability to control sand which he uses to create sand golems to go out and do more raping and murdering. Also, he fucks.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The psychic trauma of that poor exploding pigeon lives on in our dreams.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

That’s because there is no separate theme to Moonraker. The theme from Moonraker is simply the theme from Goldfinger underlaid by a gaussian sub-aural hum with amplitude modulations that cause you to BELIEVE you are hearing a separate song, but the effect only lasts for the duration of the film.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

It’s interesting how bad actors co-opt popular movements, slogans, and ideas. For example, United Healthcare co-opted the concept and iconography of unity, but we see now that true unity is 95% of the internet coming together to simultaneously piss on that CEO’s grave.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I have been up for three hours and two minutes. I have finally finished taking a shower and putting on fresh underwear. WHERE DOES THE TIME GO I lament as I lie in bed aimlessly scrolling through dozens of open browser tabs.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

This is how movies are meant to be watched. Otherwise, they would be shown in darkened, isolated rooms with no other sounds or stimulus in order to deprive your senses of distraction.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

So, in this comparison, the Tony the Tiger voice guy would be Kendrick Lamar?

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Anyone else ever put off going poop because you’re just not in the mood?

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The United Healthcare CEO shooter can divide by zero.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

It’s embarrassing watching alleged progressives continue to fawn over the Hunter Biden pardon. That pardon was corrupt as hell, and undermines the concept of justice that the left pretends to believe in. Oligarchs doing oligarch stuff does not become good just because they’re your oligarchs.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

To be fair, Madonna is old as shit. She and Michael Jackson were Tyrannosaurs ruling the pop music landscape of 1986, which means 1/3rd of the population was either not yet born, or still shitting their diapers.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

In absolute awe of the war-torn hellscape that is the United States, with a murder rate of 5,700 people per 100,000.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Democrats: “We’ve tried nothing, and we’re all out of ideas.” Voters: “Have you tried gun control?” Democrats: “What did I just say?” Voters: “How about universal h…” Democrats: “NOOOOOOOthing…”

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Democrats in 2040: “How can we reach our voters?” “I know! We can remind them that at least we’re not Donald Trump.” [Thinking] “You know, that has failed us the last four election cycles in a row, but THIS TIME it might just be crazy enough to work.”

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

“Statistical Kowalski” would be a great name for a band.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

This bizarre counterfactualism where people refuse to acknowledge objective facts and cherry-pick tiny bits of the big picture to support their chosen candidates is exactly why the candidates never get any better. When they fail, they know people will blame anyone except the Democratic establishment

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Jesus, she was not a “brilliant candidate,” and exactly who did she “engage?” She lost both the electoral and popular votes. Nearly every state shifted right, young voters shifted right, and millions of blue voters who turned out in 2020 just stayed home. She didn’t “almost win,” she got wrecked.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I have a pouched pickle in my refrigerator right now, but it is a very sour novelty pickle I bought at a candy store, so it turns out you’re not so smart after all.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Crowd-sourcing names for the revolutionary who plugged that United Healthcare prick. So far, I’ve heard The Claims Adjuster and The Actuary, and those are both so good I’m not sure they can be beaten.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

A handful of enormous libraries and tools have poisoned the ecosystem to the point where many people are literally incapable of imagining how to approach problems without using those tools.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

There are 100 kinds of people: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

My body knows I have work in the morning and I need to be asleep, but my brain wants to shitpost and solve Advent of Code problems.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I have work in the morning. It’s 4:00am. I HAVE DEFEATED THE SANDMAN, but at what cost? At what cost?

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Why is it always something bad? Why is it always, “There’s a bullet out there with your name on it?” How come it’s never, “There’s a warm croissant out there with your name on it?”

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

That health douche getting whacked really has me thinking: There could be a bullet out there with my name on it. Thanks to my trusty Dymo labeler and a .38 round I found rattling around with some breath mints in my car’s cup holder, I am now impervious to ranged attacks.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

“Actually, it was the economy.” “How do you know?” “Exit polls.” “Who answers exit polls?” “People who vo… Oh, no. I’m not falling for that one.”

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

There is nothing more progressive than posting 1,000 times blaming voters for not voting for a supposedly leftist candidate who spent her entire campaign bragging about how much she loved guns and how wet she was to keep supplying Israel with arms to prosecute a genocide.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I asked the alien visitors if they could bring us world peace. They called me fat and told me to go fuck myself. Also, they were drinking Busch Light.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

What's the most unwinnable game of fuck/marry/kill? I say it's your grandma, your other grandma, and the third person doesn't really matter.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Huh, apparently it's more than just WS_FTP now.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

Bluesky+: Fewer Nazis. Blueskey-: Orders of magnitude more losers publicly hornyposting about their sisters' throbbing cocks and teen wolves fucking them in the woods while trans vampire wytch covens watch and play soggy biscuit.

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Bruce Rumspringasteen @sharkanetics.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

A portion of the internet seems to be dedicated to removing all of the joy and artistry from people’s hobbies and turning them into lists of steps to be precisely followed. It reminds me of Dave Barry Does Japan, where all the bands had fans who dressed identically and did identical dance steps.

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