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@shapesplitters.bsky.social
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23 | he/him | gay autistic creature <3 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ i yap too much and post my every thought obsessed with phan, apex legends and my husband

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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
imagine i am a small plush toy dipped in milk and they are beating me against the wall repeatedly. it makes a loud thud each time
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
hello phan mutuals ily
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MystikalGoodies(COMMS OPEN) @mystikmissy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Some more Dan and Phil medieval art, ofc. Because these two silly boys have infiltrated my brain and won't leave. Stickers of this art and more Dan and Phil products are available in my Etsy shop: mystikalgoodies.etsy.com Plz buy my stuff so I can buy more Dan and Phil merch #danandphil #fanart
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Gotyoureyes @gotyoureyes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
couples costume idea
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10 Years of Dan & Phil @10yearsofdnp.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
February 10, 2016: Ah yes, the biblically accurate Dan and Phil shibes! 🐶🐶
Tweet from Phil Lester posted on 10 February 2016 that says "I think the dogs had an argument. Underneath is a photo of his and Dan's plushie shiba inus where it looks like one is pushing the other off the small table they're both standing on.
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
sometimes i yearn to be an author just so there is more gay love stories written by queer men. thank you to mlm fanfiction writers, you are angels in this hellscape (places a kiss upon your foreheads)
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
everytime im sad i put on dan and phil. they are my gay little jesters. i clap and i cheer and go yaaay little gays in my computer yay ajd everything is right in the world again
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Ganii @ganii.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
everythings transgender game if u game and u trangender
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my husband has a celeb crush. who is actually part of the reason we met. that plays one of his fave characters. but apparently in his dream the character looks distinctly more like me. and i think that is both incredibly gay and neat. that’s all
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the day my husband and i tell his parents we are married, i’m submitting that shit for hard launch (i don’t think they know we are together) (we’ve been together for years and married for a year and a half)
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sher12.bsky.social @sher12.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Komi 🎧🍒🤍 | Follow My second acct! MOVING THERE @komigomi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Is there gonna be gay sex? Bc if there’s not going to be any then I’m not interested I’m tired of the straights being shoved down our throats. Tired of seeing them fornicate it’s boring. I might as well watch paint dry.
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i wanna fuck the priest dilf sorry
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
any deadlock fans on the timeline
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i need more philm club heated rivalry. i have an exam today. i need it. as a treat. a reward
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
A picture of the pokemon spheal in the snow edited to look like it is saying someone's post
The post says "give a man a fish, awesome. give a man two fish, even better"
Spheal is a seal pokemon. Seals usually eat fish
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
heated rivalry blowing up has really subjected me to the absolute insane rose coloured glasses view that many women have about mlm relationships 😭 saw someone say gay relationships are not effected by the patriarchy?? uhm…right,,,LMAO
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dan and phil updates @updatedphan.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Happy 39th birthday to the iconic, beautiful, creative Phil Lester. As an early YouTuber, he innovated content creation and pioneered community trends standing as a trailblazer for the past 20 years. He's also still a twink and will be youthful, magical, and gay forever.
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
kicks a rock. this sucks
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
HUSBAND GOT ME PHAN PATREON FOR MY BIRTHDAY HES WORLD BEST HUSBAND
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wheeler 🦇 @deletpeggletwink9.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
icantdothisrightnowimgoingtohaveamentybreak
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wheeler 🦇 @deletpeggletwink9.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
dw guys i got this
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elmo :3 is hard and 1/2 of Selmo (REALLL <3) @laaali.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i miss d and p
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
got on the side of tiktok where people are just complaining about the hard launch era. god forbid gays be happy
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
i love when people who know i have autism are shocked that my autism impacts our interactions. shocking. who would’ve thought.
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dan and phil updates @updatedphan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
amazingphil on twitter x.com/amazingphil/...
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
feeling like this rn
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
im writing old man yaoi about borderlands 4
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
okay thoughts on the yaoi game: i think it has something to do with tentacles. i’m assuming it’s not EXTREMELY explicit if they planned to play it for the channel, but probably has an explicit name
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 08/12/2025
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
EVERYONE. WHAT YAOI GAME WAS DAN PLAYING. SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i love my friends :)
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
this is so fucking cute I LOVE HIS SMILE IM GONNA FUCKDKGNDMEKKD RAAAAHHHH
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Maggy |-/ @clancysbreach.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Doing extremely important things today…
A picture of Dan and Phil with pink and green stickers
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
idk why i woke up at 4:30am and was wide awake but i’ve finished two discussion posts so hell yeah?
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wheeler 🦇 @deletpeggletwink9.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
it would hurt less if they just shot me
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dan and phil updates @updatedphan.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
danielhowell instagram gridpost www.instagram.com/p/DRksE46DV6T/
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ani @anisnotonfire.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
princess phil
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phreddy phazbear @eddiesangels.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
SMASH SMAJS MSAJ SMASJ SMASH SMASJ SMASH SMAJS SMASH SMSJS
Dan Howell dressed a knight with an eyebrow slit
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
siiiigh i have a fun concept for a phanfic…perhaps i’ll write it
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wheeler 🦇 @deletpeggletwink9.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
dan howell probably:
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space💫 @spacephrasing.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
guys it’s been almost a month and I still haven’t processed the hard launch yet
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
in general, you should always hide usernames unless you are calling out specific creators for genuinely hateful and hurtful behaviour. you ARE responsible for the harassment people face when you publish their social media to your viewers. like hello common sense
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i feel like if that person wanted to talk about harmful rpf involving dan and phil they could have focused on some of the genuinely disgusting and disturbing fics written in the earlier era of the phandom
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nik 🕸️🕷️ @madarauchihas.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i'm unemployed rn but when i was working i was making $9 an hour. an hour of work for a fast food meal. pisses me off. pleeeeease follow me on twitch and lurk, subscribe, or cheer when you can. i would love to get income doing something i enjoy. links @tonesverse.bsky.social and in bio
a screenshot of wendy's 3 PC. Tenders Combo. medium fries, and medium drink for $9.79
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
this is somen laying on my shoulder/upper arm while i was going to nap. she’s so cutiewutie :’3
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
when somen ‘kills’ her toys, she screams and carries it to us to signal a successful hunt. it’s the cutest thing ever. we stop whatever we are doing to praise her 😭 my talented girl providing for our family
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
BTW cat update for those who care: she is THRIVING in her home. she’s gotten more vocal and playful!! she sleeps in our bed every night and will lay on top of us occasionally. she’s sooo smart and is responding to positive reinforcement (treats) rlly well for correcting behaviour 🫶
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mac ☾ @shapesplitters.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
them posting on tiktok is the best thing to ever happen to me
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