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Shano

@shano.bsky.social
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Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Folk hero. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him

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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 6h
Anthrax are just so fucking good you guys. Seriously.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 7h
I’m never gonna die but if I ever go missing for a long time… I’ve hidden so many weird things in my comics collection and outsmarted myself and can’t find them now. So, good luck with that estate sale weirdos.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bring back hand lettering. Done. You’re welcome Marvel. That one’s on me.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Been Caught Stealing”. Great episode.
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The Ⓐtomic Ⓔlbow @garbageskeleton.skin · 06/10/2026
There are only a few copies left of my 'zine "Vizuális Költeszet (Visual Poetry): An Introduction to the Work of András Rajnai." It will be reprinted, but NOT in color. If you want a full-color copy, you should order one soon. theatomicelbow.bigcartel.com/product/vizu...
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Vizuális Költeszet (Visual Poetry): An Introduction to the Work of András Rajnai
András Rajnai was a television director, journalist, poet, and genius. I've written what I'm pretty sure is the only introduction to his work in English. Contains notes on all of Rajnai's productions,...
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you forgot my birthday present, just go listen to one of my songs 20,000 times. Thanks! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
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Live: Gnarly Desk Episode Five by Afterlife Crisis
Stream and Save Live: Gnarly Desk Episode Five - Distributed by DistroKid
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Y’all stoked about the new plague drop or what?
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#PROTIP Store brand Fritos.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#PROTIP When the room starts spinning, enjoy it. Middle school age you paid money at the county fair for that feeling.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#PROTIP Liquor before beer, never fear. Beer before liquor, never felt better.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why we’re losing to China.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well then you win of course because that is factually true but I didn’t wanna roll out the champ in round one.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you think your favorite band’s best album is better than “Shout at the Devil” then this is gonna be a difficult conversation.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look. It’s not my fault that I’m just better at this [waves arms around in general] than most people.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
C’mon over. I’ll walk ya through it.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I worry that the youths don’t know about The Knack.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guys. Holy shit you guys. Flavor explosion.
My favorite part of drinking is the alcohol.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you want to know what’s wrong with me, I owned Prince’s 1999 at a very young age.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Normalize fucking up the guitar parts up on album versions of your songs.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hey nerds, recommend a site to purchase a domain that I can point to an existing URL without upgrading to a site I don’t want because if I purchase a domain and have to pay extra to use it I WILL BURN THE INTERNET TO THE GROUND!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SI is Sports Illustrated. If you want to let Sports Illustrated run your country/business/life then go for it. I’ll see you in the swimsuit issue.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As always, Space X eat a bag of dicks.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Welp, there go my brains.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just listen to “Uncle Tom’s Cabin” over and over until it stops.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y’all really watching a three hour movie? Twice?
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, I can’t help it if I’m better at listening to music than you are. Sorry.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There’s a real solid chance that Ratt is better than your favorite band.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also, the stupid government decided that October 1st is fiscal New Year’s Day so Sept and Oct are the busiest days of my year.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s a 60 cycle hum dinger.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s funny to see guitar nerds argue about fixing the single coil buzz problem. Friends, a little buzz ain’t ever a problem.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shout out to dudes wearing bandannas* around their necks in the year 2026. You look like old times train conductors. Trains are cool. Never stop ya weirdos. (* Handkerchiefs?)
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
After what felt like several days watching Supergirl, my girlfirend asked, "Is she ever going to put the Supergirl costume on?" letterboxd.com/theshannonsm...
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A ★★ review of Supergirl (2026)
If most of the plot of your super hero movie is devoted to providing reasons why the super hero has no powers, maybe you didn't want to make a super hero movie. If most of the run time of your movie i...
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Met The Sun a year ago today. Wishing her the best always wherever she is.
The Sun and Booger the cat.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look. My favorite songwriters right now are probably K. Flay and Jessie Murph and I don’t even know if they write their own songs. IDGAF
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I Don't Know What To Tell You Bud - I Think You Should Leave
ALT: I Don't Know What To Tell You Bud - I Think You Should Leave
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was that the accidental Sabbertooth slur?
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If you don’t know what it means then you are living correctly.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I've been living in Tracey Ullman's world for most of my life, and this might sound like crazy talk, but I don't think her character is a possitive addition to the current season of Ted Lasso. Dang ol' cousin Oliver.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
On behalf of everyone that has ever liived, if you put return receitps on your emails, we hate you. We all hate you. We want bad things to happen to you. You should stop. Have a great day!
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Mike Sterling, A Halloween Comic Shipping First Week of November @mikester.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Always liked this (now nearly 20 years old -- eep) post of mine, based around the cover gimmick for the AVENGERS: EARTH 'S MIGHTIEST HEROES II mini-series. www.progressiveruin.com/2007/04/21/t...
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The font of wisdom. – Mike Sterling's Progressive Ruin
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t know if Ritchie Blackmore rocking out in sweatpants, knee socks and sneakers is the least metal thing ever or the most metal thing ever.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t know how to hear any more about AI.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TV Hal Jordan is basically a Charlie Day character.
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Me and bro finding out
ALT: Me and bro finding out
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kobayashi Maru’d again.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Generations aren’t real.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, it’s gonna be a no from me on any news about “midterm conventions” dawg.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I’d like to see manic dream persons bring back leg warmers. It’s time.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Holy shit!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m sure the US allowing Saudi Arabia to start a nuclear program in July and Iran attacking Saudi Arabia in September is fine. Nothing to worry about there. Trump’s hair though OMG LOL!
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Dear that guy in the TV commercials that runs Burger King or whatever, I got the Dragon Ball Power Up Pack but the restaurant didn’t have the collector’s cup, the Dragon Ball Burst Lemonade or the Super Saiyan sauce. Please DM me for my physical address for delivery.
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Shano @shano.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guys. That Nathan Fielder movie. I’m not ready.
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