ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal in a crocodile costume with its mouth open .

ALT: a woman is typing on a keyboard with her eyes closed .

ALT: a woman is sitting in a crowd of people in a dark room and making a funny face .

ALT: a woman playing a game of twister with the words hey hey how yall doin on the bottom

ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with the words are we supposed to feel bad for you on the bottom

ALT: a woman wearing a blue turtleneck is adjusting her hair

“We’re sorry we made customers sit in vomit, or discriminated against the disabled, or suffered a massive data breach, or strapped a passenger to the wing and told them to hold tight, or whatever the ...