Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So apparently I was made Homecoming King at my work. I am little more than arm candy for Queen Shaina, really. 000
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why aren't the @mlb.com Umpires asking the Red Sox Sonny Gray to straighten his hat? Oh...that's right, he's white. 020
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Believe women. Don't victim shame. Vaccinate. Vote. Religion is not law. Trans rights are human rights. No human is illegal. Addiction is a disease. Mass incarceration does not work. Universal insurance is Pro-Life Hunger and homelessness are fixable problems. Equal rights don't take your rights. 021
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Scenes from SiouxperCon 11. This was the first SIouxperCon that I had not part of. 6 years booking guests. 3 Years as Chairman. 5 Years as director. So proud of the work they did and so happy to see so many friend. 040
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wife and I at the Washington Pavilion yesterday celebrating 30 years together, 27 married. 031
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026#ChildhoodCancerAwarenessMonth #NationalRecoveryMonth #SiouxperCon #September 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Today's AAA South Dakota Avg. $4.2368 Price as of 9/17/26 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sioux Falls, South Dakota Gas Prices 2016: $2.15 2017: $2.40 2018: $2.75 2019: $2.65 2020: $2.25 2021: $3.05 2022: $4.10 2023: $3.65 2024: $3.35 2025: $3.00 2026: $4.19 150
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 13/09/2026September is #ChildhoodCancerAwareness Month #NationalRecoveryMonth #SiouxperCon. I am a father of a Childhood Cancer Survivor. I have 33 years in recovery. I am the co-founder and now Director Emeritus of SIouxperCon. September is a big month for me. 030
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We move the boy to Carleton College tomorrow. Donelle has taken the lead in getting him ready to leave the nest. We have been preparing him for this moment for 18 years. He is ready. We will see if we are. 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Her: Well, you are sharing with me. Me: NO, I AM NOT. Her: Yes, you are. Me. Yesterday, when I asked if you needed or wanted anything from Aldi, your answer was "Not a God Damn thing". Her: ..... Me:.... Her.... Boy: He's got you there, Mom; they did come from Aldi... Her: I hate you both. 120
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Her: Are you going to share some of those cookies with our son before he leaves? Me: I didn't get any cookies. Her: Shane, there are clearly two packs of cookies sitting on the counter. Me: No, there is not. She grabs a pack: Then WHAT ARE THESE?? Me: Apple-flavored sandwich creams. 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have spent my life switching roles whenever life becomes uncomfortable. Director. Counselor. Lover. Husband. Father. Fixer. Each contains a legitimate piece of me. The problem isn't that they're fake. They're all real. I need to discover that usefulness is something I do, not something I am. 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Trump is the lying, narcissistic, blatantly racist, vile, sexist, convicted rapist, low-intelligence festering scab on the surface of the diseased Republican Party. Republicans don't call him out because if you pick the scab, the ugly pus and bile rises and pours out. 000
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/08/2026@gailsimone.bsky.social .... did you see this? 110
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Can you imagine listening to U2, Rage, Public Enemy & Bruce, growing up on John Hughes, David Letterman, Stephen King & Marvel Comics, surviving Reagan, AIDS, Camel Lights, Everclear, ecstasy, meth, and 3.2 beer, only to end up MAGA. What a fucking disappointment you are to your younger self. 150
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026And the previous guy holding the position wore a tan suit... 011
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026But what if the other applicant is a qualified, intelligent, successful female.... 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Inability to access my educational records 6 business bankruptcies 5 children with 3 separate mothers. Confirmed adultery with every wife. My public social media is full of blatantly racist and misogynistic posts. Are you still hiring me? 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You run a Background check: Convicted of 34 Felony counts Found liable for sexual abuse and battery. 57 Other indictments. Defendant in 169 Federal Lawsuits Thousands of legal cases with out-of-court settlements and private resolutions. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Business owners-hypothetical I nail my interview. It's not my knowledge of the position, but how we hit it off, the ease with which we talk. My personality *feels* right. You have *heard* so many great things about me. I'm pretty well known, seen in the right circle with the right people. 120
Reposted by Shane GerlachScott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Today, Trump offers a remarkable confession. 1863523901
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Any MAGA walking away from Trump isn't doing so because they suddenly care about LGBTQ, immigrants, or Brown People; Ukraine, Lebanon, or Gaza; judicial, healthcare or tax reform; reproductive, voting or personal rights. They care about their bank account and will back the next Fascist that rises. 041
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Here is how you can best help me and anyone else that has a life debilitating disease. STOP VOTING FOR UNEDUCATED CONSPIRACY MINDED, MONEY HUNGRY, RESEARCH CUTTING ASSHATS. Stop voting Republican. 030
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This is the new normal. Most days the tremor is a buzz in my pinkie and ring finger on both hands. Most days my thinking is 100% clear. Most days I can control my body. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I would have these dopamine rushes where I would stutter, shake, my hands would lock up. Then I would crash. Hard. That happened a couple times at work. Not great. Many of my SiouxperCon friends have seen this happen after a long weekend running on pure dopamine. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026So I guess I have tics. I have difficulty smiling and have developed a crooked grin. Did I mention the drooling? I drool like a small waterfall during a century flood. I get Botox injections in my jaw every 3 months for that. So if I am ridiculously more attractive, that is why. 110
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I had some hallucinations and delusions. I wouldn't remember texting people like my son. I would get up in the middle of the night and have full conversations. One time I jumped out of bed and got into a defensive position. There was a LOT of talking in my sleep too. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026The punding was frustrating as well. I have a *bit* of OCD but punding is even more. It's a compulsion to perform repetitive, meaningless tasks, such as constantly sorting, organizing, or assembling objects. I can't tell you how many times I have re-organized my thousands of books. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I was diagnosed on September 25th of 2025. I am coming up on a year with the diagnosis, and honestly, since starting and adjusting medication, my life is better than a year ago. The stuttering/jaw-mashing were frustrating. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Regardless of the cause, Parkinson's is my reality. My job has been amazing. I have 3 doctors that are helping greatly. I am on medication. I am good most days. The bad days suck, but with Medication therapy, they happen less frequently 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026There are several studies out there about the causes for Parkinsonism. My lifestyle choices in the late 80s early 90s didn't help. Amphetamine use contributes to Parkinsonism. Some studies link the radioactive iodine used to treat my generation of Graves Disease patients with Parkinsonism 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It started with tremors, teeth gnashing, jaw clamping and stuttering. Led to headaches and some brain fog. Wife and son convinced me to go see a doctor. Wife got me an appointment and then sat in with me to make sure I told the Neurologist everything. 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I have held off on announcing this publicly. I have Parkinsonism. 310
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Regardless of the cause, this is my reality. My job has been amazing. I have 3 doctors that are helping greatly and one that exists and takes my money once a year. I am on medication. I am good most days. The bad days suck, but with Medication therapy, they happen less frequently. 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There are several studies out there about the causes for Parkinsonism. My lifestyle choices in the late 80's early 90's didn't help. Amphetamine use contributes to Parkinsonism. Studies link the radioactive iodine that was used to treat Graves Disease patients with Parkinsonism 110
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have held off on announcing this publicly. I have Parkinsonism. It started with tremors, teeth gnashing, jaw clamping and stuttering. Led to headaches & brain fog. My wife works in Sanford Neurology. She got me an appointment and sat in with me to make sure I told the Neurologist everything. 110
Reposted by Shane GerlachJas 🪶🐻🦉🇺🇸🇨🇦 @itistherealjas.bsky.social · 27/06/2026#SoMuchWinning loser! POTUS #PedophileOfTheUnitedStates 2720299
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 27/06/2026@gailsimone.bsky.social I am not happy with you. I have been out on the X franchise for 20 plus years. Then I read your stupid X-Books with stupid new characters and Sentinel dogs, and horny women, and cinnabon...I am not happy with you at all. How DARE you make me care about the X again. Evil. 010
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/05/202691. Snyder Batman 92. Miracleman 93. Morrison Batman 94. The Complete Multiple Warheads 95. NEXTWAVE: Agents of HATE 96. Paper Girls 97. Byrne Alpha Flight 98. Monstress 99. DC: The New Frontier 100. Alex Ross Earth X/Universe X 030
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/05/202681. Batman: The Killing Joke 82. Stray Bullets 83. Rachel Rising 84. Kingdom Come 85. Moore: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (w/ Nemo Trilogy) 86. Ellis and Shavley Moon Knight 87. Die 88. Hellblazer 89. Tom King Wonder Woman (current run) 90. Whedon and Cassaday Astonishing X-Men 130
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/05/202671. Ellis & Hitch The Authority 72. Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow 73. Frank Miller Daredevil 74. Marvels 75. All Star Superman 76. The Walking Dead 77. Preacher 78. Elektra Assassin 79. Civil War 80. Top 10 100
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/05/202661. Maus 62. My Favorite Thing is Monsters 63. Secret Six 64. Mage 65. John Byrne Fantastic Four 66. Usagi Yojimbo 67. Morrison: New X-Men 68. Promethea 69. Perez/Busiek Avengers 70. Alias 110
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/05/202651. Marv Wolfman Teen Titans 52. Murder Falcon 53. The Ultimates Volumes 1 and 2 54. Astro City 55. Invincible 56. Jeff Lemire: The World of Black Hammer 57. Gillen McKelvie Young Avengers 58. Matt Kindt Black Badge 59. Wicked + Divine 60. Sin City 110
Shane Gerlach @shanegerlach.bsky.social · 30/05/202641. Something is Killing the Children 42. Essex County 43. Batman Year One 44. Blankets 45. Mouse Guard 46. Helen of Wyndhorn 47. Locke & Key 48. Tom Strong 49. Jason Aaron Wolverine and the X-Men 50. Walt Simonson Thor 130