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🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 19th century chewing gum magnate trapped in the body of a 21st century chewing gum magnate. Portland, OR. PNW native recently returned. We will have many productive seasons here.

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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 2h
they should just tell it not to indicate that it feels anything
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 2h
A representative of Guinness is present, counting how many times these guys are told to go fuck themselves
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 2h
nothing spoils the spirit of collaboration like actual collaboration
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 6h
Miles Kimball copy please
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 6h
I’M LOKING! I’M LOKING!
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 7h
If I had to name just one thing Michael Mann is terrible at, it's writing and directing the delivery of as-you-know-bob dialogue. Lands like a brick. Heat is full of it.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23h
luckily I don't get the sense anyone is at risk of accidentally thinking otherwise
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23h
"You *could* ask AI who your website is for, and then ask it how well it serves that audience, but weirdly enough I think if it doesn't say it serves them absolutely perfectly then somewhere along the way it's making shit up."
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23h
Lotta variants on the Little Free Library concept here, many but not all on the "take a thing / leave a thing" theme. Pretty fun stuff.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if by "these types of things" you mean "crimes", I can only think of one class of people who do not understand those have serious consequences
"We'll make sure that people are able to watch it, that it's public," Hegseth said on Thursday. "Because people need to understand that there's serious consequences for these types of things."
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've just been asked to get a level of effort on a level of effort. stand by, asking how soon they need it
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"I don't want this to get in the way of other work, but we do need to do it right away." I appreciate that some part of you thinks this stands to reason and is perhaps somehow even gracious
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
relocation timeline update: time from “it’s important to enter a new space with humility” to “motherfucker do you not know what a stop sign looks like”: approximately three months
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the truly great episodes of tv
Professor Professorson (Kevin Corrigan) from “Conspiracy Theories and Soft Defenses”, Season 2 Episode 9 of Community
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A few minutes later, I could’ve sworn I saw Moby going into Target. I said “Southside is a stupid song!” and he was like “I know right?” Took me a minute to realize this neither confirms nor denies it was Moby
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got $3 off my pizza for visiting the local in person to let them know that their phone was off the hook
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What do you say I buy you a cup of coffee?
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what, McDonald’s is delicious
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I keep harping on this at work, where a big part of my team’s remit is providing web services to groups who think they need us less and less. They’re creating *hundreds* of bespoke messes when right around the corner is a group designed to avoid exactly that. Fun thing we call “product management”.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jim Bakker wasn’t dead already? That whole generation of evangelists sure took their time finding the door. I assume there were regional differences, but growing up in central Washington my memory of Sunday tv (no cable) was that it was just hours of evangelists from sunrise until football started.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Claude progress notice saying “eat grass to vomit research”
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
quick poll, what’s your favorite christmas song with the word “slut” in it
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“A lot has changed since you last visited” yeah well the unsubscribe link is still broken so I don’t know why you’d expect me to believe that
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a place near us where every once in a while a dog waits at a sliding door until someone lets him out. Then he walks down the deck and yowls until someone at another sliding door lets him in. Pretty sure they're two sides of a duplex. I think maybe they both think he lives with the other one.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
oh, alright. I did my best. sorta fun to look at it not as favorites exactly, but as formative stuff.
A my9albums poster featuring album covers for: 

INXS - KICK
BIG BLACK - SONGS ABOUT FUCKING
FAILURE - FANTASTIC PLANET
NIRVANA - IN UTERO
Depeche Mode - Violator
STEEL POLE BATH TUB - SCARS FROM FALLING DOWN
JAWBREAKER - 24 HOUR REVENGE
THERAPY
Band of Horses - Infinite Arms
...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead - Tao of the Dead
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ET had some legit terrifying shit. The invasion by the dudes in the hazmat suits really haunted me.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the multimeter makes an appearance, it generally means I have already hurt myself
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good news gang, I’ve bashed my head on the 6 foot doorways in this house enough times that I am now unable to walk through any doorway like a normal person Also I still have my hair so the blood doesn’t show that’s right ladies: over 6 feet, full head of hair, and too dumb to make trouble
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What’s so stunning about AI zealots is they somehow can’t see that wanting so badly to believe machines can make art as well as humans says as much about their fundamental misunderstanding of machines as it says about their fundamental misunderstanding of art.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Any time I see Pedro Martinez I think about his insane changeup and that weird grip, it was like he set out to find the least comfortable possible way to hold a baseball
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once a year for the last five, when I eventually have reason to remember the Guardians exist, I relive a range of reactions to their logo. Starting at boring and lame and ending at classy and nuanced. For a letter mark, it sneaks up on you.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
smdh if you haven’t held a residency at the sphere yet, like what are you even doing
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And for me
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
criminal
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
man if I wasn't pissed off about the way people talk about AI before, hearing buzz about how it possesses a survival instinct definitely put me over the edge WAY too much language being thrown around that paints a really cool parlor trick as sentience or sapience. Goddamn ouija board shit
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Dean Sabatino @deansabatino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcement! I have a new LP coming out with Sam Locke Ward on 10/23. There is vinyl! Cover art by Chris Shary! It goes to 11! Preorder it today on Bandcamp Friday! powertonerecords.bandcamp.com/album/sam-de...
powertonerecords.bandcamp.com
Sam & Dean's Good-Times End-Times Apocalypse BBQ, by Samuel Locke Ward & Dean Clean
20 track album
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it is, though it's very important to not think about the.. you know.. the words
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wow, Tea Leoni is 60. wait, that means I'm... oh no Derek oh no
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Perfect capture of two of the maybe four or five faces politicians will make during the course of any debate
Republican state Sen. Christine Drazan and Democratic Gov. Tina Kotek make "mmm-mmm. no. no." and "yuh huh" faces, respectively
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"unsubscribe" link: 404. "manage preferences" link: 404. on-site "support" link: not even an actual link. and you wanna be my latex salesman.
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you don't have a family member who constantly embarrasses you, I've got some bad news, have a seat
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good news gang, I just saved $10 and it only cost me $180
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
if during your highly controversial procedure, someone says "uhhh we gotta get the witnesses out of here", you really gotta be asking yourself what should be a really simple question about whether this endeavor was ever something anyone should have even been considering an option
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listening to what people plan to do with AI at the end of a training course, a solid half of it is meant to fix that they never took control of their email
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just soakin rays and feeling vibes brah
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boylan’s diet cola tastes like chap stick. Weird thing is I don’t hate it
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the people who slack "hi" and wait for you to respond are the same people who take "find some time on my calendar" to mean "ask me when I'm available"
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just realized boom stands can be great back scratchers and life is not going to be the same after this
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Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if our president and his administration are constantly doing things that help other countries to our detriment, I honestly don't give a shit whether they're doing it on purpose, seems like we have all we need to launch them into the sun regardless
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