Shane @shane.bsky.social · 2hA representative of Guinness is present, counting how many times these guys are told to go fuck themselves 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 2hnothing spoils the spirit of collaboration like actual collaboration 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 7hIf I had to name just one thing Michael Mann is terrible at, it's writing and directing the delivery of as-you-know-bob dialogue. Lands like a brick. Heat is full of it. 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23hluckily I don't get the sense anyone is at risk of accidentally thinking otherwise 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23h"You *could* ask AI who your website is for, and then ask it how well it serves that audience, but weirdly enough I think if it doesn't say it serves them absolutely perfectly then somewhere along the way it's making shit up." 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23hLotta variants on the Little Free Library concept here, many but not all on the "take a thing / leave a thing" theme. Pretty fun stuff. 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026if by "these types of things" you mean "crimes", I can only think of one class of people who do not understand those have serious consequences 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I've just been asked to get a level of effort on a level of effort. stand by, asking how soon they need it 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"I don't want this to get in the way of other work, but we do need to do it right away." I appreciate that some part of you thinks this stands to reason and is perhaps somehow even gracious 110
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026relocation timeline update: time from “it’s important to enter a new space with humility” to “motherfucker do you not know what a stop sign looks like”: approximately three months 030
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A few minutes later, I could’ve sworn I saw Moby going into Target. I said “Southside is a stupid song!” and he was like “I know right?” Took me a minute to realize this neither confirms nor denies it was Moby 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Got $3 off my pizza for visiting the local in person to let them know that their phone was off the hook 100
Reposted by ShaneHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What do you say I buy you a cup of coffee? 076
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I keep harping on this at work, where a big part of my team’s remit is providing web services to groups who think they need us less and less. They’re creating *hundreds* of bespoke messes when right around the corner is a group designed to avoid exactly that. Fun thing we call “product management”. 000
Reposted by ShaneThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185110161837
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jim Bakker wasn’t dead already? That whole generation of evangelists sure took their time finding the door. I assume there were regional differences, but growing up in central Washington my memory of Sunday tv (no cable) was that it was just hours of evangelists from sunrise until football started. 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026quick poll, what’s your favorite christmas song with the word “slut” in it 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“A lot has changed since you last visited” yeah well the unsubscribe link is still broken so I don’t know why you’d expect me to believe that 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's a place near us where every once in a while a dog waits at a sliding door until someone lets him out. Then he walks down the deck and yowls until someone at another sliding door lets him in. Pretty sure they're two sides of a duplex. I think maybe they both think he lives with the other one. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026oh, alright. I did my best. sorta fun to look at it not as favorites exactly, but as formative stuff. 030
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ET had some legit terrifying shit. The invasion by the dudes in the hazmat suits really haunted me. 130
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the multimeter makes an appearance, it generally means I have already hurt myself 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good news gang, I’ve bashed my head on the 6 foot doorways in this house enough times that I am now unable to walk through any doorway like a normal person Also I still have my hair so the blood doesn’t show that’s right ladies: over 6 feet, full head of hair, and too dumb to make trouble 040
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What’s so stunning about AI zealots is they somehow can’t see that wanting so badly to believe machines can make art as well as humans says as much about their fundamental misunderstanding of machines as it says about their fundamental misunderstanding of art. 100
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Any time I see Pedro Martinez I think about his insane changeup and that weird grip, it was like he set out to find the least comfortable possible way to hold a baseball 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Once a year for the last five, when I eventually have reason to remember the Guardians exist, I relive a range of reactions to their logo. Starting at boring and lame and ending at classy and nuanced. For a letter mark, it sneaks up on you. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026smdh if you haven’t held a residency at the sphere yet, like what are you even doing 030
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026man if I wasn't pissed off about the way people talk about AI before, hearing buzz about how it possesses a survival instinct definitely put me over the edge WAY too much language being thrown around that paints a really cool parlor trick as sentience or sapience. Goddamn ouija board shit 050
Reposted by ShaneDean Sabatino @deansabatino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcement! I have a new LP coming out with Sam Locke Ward on 10/23. There is vinyl! Cover art by Chris Shary! It goes to 11! Preorder it today on Bandcamp Friday! powertonerecords.bandcamp.com/album/sam-de...powertonerecords.bandcamp.comSam & Dean's Good-Times End-Times Apocalypse BBQ, by Samuel Locke Ward & Dean Clean20 track album 082
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it is, though it's very important to not think about the.. you know.. the words 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026wow, Tea Leoni is 60. wait, that means I'm... oh no Derek oh no 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Perfect capture of two of the maybe four or five faces politicians will make during the course of any debate 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"unsubscribe" link: 404. "manage preferences" link: 404. on-site "support" link: not even an actual link. and you wanna be my latex salesman. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if you don't have a family member who constantly embarrasses you, I've got some bad news, have a seat 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if during your highly controversial procedure, someone says "uhhh we gotta get the witnesses out of here", you really gotta be asking yourself what should be a really simple question about whether this endeavor was ever something anyone should have even been considering an option 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Listening to what people plan to do with AI at the end of a training course, a solid half of it is meant to fix that they never took control of their email 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Boylan’s diet cola tastes like chap stick. Weird thing is I don’t hate it 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the people who slack "hi" and wait for you to respond are the same people who take "find some time on my calendar" to mean "ask me when I'm available" 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just realized boom stands can be great back scratchers and life is not going to be the same after this 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if our president and his administration are constantly doing things that help other countries to our detriment, I honestly don't give a shit whether they're doing it on purpose, seems like we have all we need to launch them into the sun regardless 010