Shane @shane.bsky.social · 1hIf I had to name just one thing Michael Mann is terrible at, it's writing and directing the delivery of as-you-know-bob dialogue. Lands like a brick. Heat is full of it. 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 17h"You *could* ask AI who your website is for, and then ask it how well it serves that audience, but weirdly enough I think if it doesn't say it serves them absolutely perfectly then somewhere along the way it's making shit up." 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 17hLotta variants on the Little Free Library concept here, many but not all on the "take a thing / leave a thing" theme. Pretty fun stuff. 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 17hif by "these types of things" you mean "crimes", I can only think of one class of people who do not understand those have serious consequences 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23hI've just been asked to get a level of effort on a level of effort. stand by, asking how soon they need it 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23h"I don't want this to get in the way of other work, but we do need to do it right away." I appreciate that some part of you thinks this stands to reason and is perhaps somehow even gracious 110
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026relocation timeline update: time from “it’s important to enter a new space with humility” to “motherfucker do you not know what a stop sign looks like”: approximately three months 030
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Got $3 off my pizza for visiting the local in person to let them know that their phone was off the hook 100
Reposted by ShaneHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 08/10/2026What do you say I buy you a cup of coffee? 076
Reposted by ShaneThe Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form. 185110111837
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Jim Bakker wasn’t dead already? That whole generation of evangelists sure took their time finding the door. I assume there were regional differences, but growing up in central Washington my memory of Sunday tv (no cable) was that it was just hours of evangelists from sunrise until football started. 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026quick poll, what’s your favorite christmas song with the word “slut” in it 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026“A lot has changed since you last visited” yeah well the unsubscribe link is still broken so I don’t know why you’d expect me to believe that 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's a place near us where every once in a while a dog waits at a sliding door until someone lets him out. Then he walks down the deck and yowls until someone at another sliding door lets him in. Pretty sure they're two sides of a duplex. I think maybe they both think he lives with the other one. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 05/10/2026oh, alright. I did my best. sorta fun to look at it not as favorites exactly, but as formative stuff. 030
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When the multimeter makes an appearance, it generally means I have already hurt myself 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Good news gang, I’ve bashed my head on the 6 foot doorways in this house enough times that I am now unable to walk through any doorway like a normal person Also I still have my hair so the blood doesn’t show that’s right ladies: over 6 feet, full head of hair, and too dumb to make trouble 040
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What’s so stunning about AI zealots is they somehow can’t see that wanting so badly to believe machines can make art as well as humans says as much about their fundamental misunderstanding of machines as it says about their fundamental misunderstanding of art. 100
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Any time I see Pedro Martinez I think about his insane changeup and that weird grip, it was like he set out to find the least comfortable possible way to hold a baseball 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Once a year for the last five, when I eventually have reason to remember the Guardians exist, I relive a range of reactions to their logo. Starting at boring and lame and ending at classy and nuanced. For a letter mark, it sneaks up on you. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 03/10/2026smdh if you haven’t held a residency at the sphere yet, like what are you even doing 030
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026man if I wasn't pissed off about the way people talk about AI before, hearing buzz about how it possesses a survival instinct definitely put me over the edge WAY too much language being thrown around that paints a really cool parlor trick as sentience or sapience. Goddamn ouija board shit 050
Reposted by ShaneDean Sabatino @deansabatino.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Announcement! I have a new LP coming out with Sam Locke Ward on 10/23. There is vinyl! Cover art by Chris Shary! It goes to 11! Preorder it today on Bandcamp Friday! powertonerecords.bandcamp.com/album/sam-de...powertonerecords.bandcamp.comSam & Dean's Good-Times End-Times Apocalypse BBQ, by Samuel Locke Ward & Dean Clean20 track album 082
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Perfect capture of two of the maybe four or five faces politicians will make during the course of any debate 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"unsubscribe" link: 404. "manage preferences" link: 404. on-site "support" link: not even an actual link. and you wanna be my latex salesman. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026if during your highly controversial procedure, someone says "uhhh we gotta get the witnesses out of here", you really gotta be asking yourself what should be a really simple question about whether this endeavor was ever something anyone should have even been considering an option 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Listening to what people plan to do with AI at the end of a training course, a solid half of it is meant to fix that they never took control of their email 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Boylan’s diet cola tastes like chap stick. Weird thing is I don’t hate it 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the people who slack "hi" and wait for you to respond are the same people who take "find some time on my calendar" to mean "ask me when I'm available" 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I just realized boom stands can be great back scratchers and life is not going to be the same after this 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if our president and his administration are constantly doing things that help other countries to our detriment, I honestly don't give a shit whether they're doing it on purpose, seems like we have all we need to launch them into the sun regardless 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if someone is pushing to use AI to move faster, there are two gigantic assumptions there that deserve to be challenged: 1) AI will help move faster; 2) you actually need to move faster. the former needs to be proven out, until then it's totally made up. the latter just better have a good answer. 021
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I feel like pharmacology is just months away from figuring out a mood medication that treats mania, depression, and everything in between. Whatever you are feeling, Unpredikular will shift you toward the middle, unless that’s where you are in which case get ready to get fucked pal. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"That'll show 'em" he says to himself as he cancels a software subscription, noting as his reason the fact that the company seems to completely ignore support requests but somehow deciding it's worth mentioning that despite the near guarantee no one will ever see it 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026look, half my life has been dedicated to finding out the hard way that the things I think are only funny to me, but you people really fuckin let me down on this one 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Jeesh, Rick Rizzs and Mike Krukow farewells on the same day. Brutal. 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🎶 DID SOMEONE SHIT IN THE VEST! THE VEST! THE VEST! THE VESTIBUUULE! 🎶 000
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I set up an audio system with several inputs and outputs and a whole bunch of cables going in and out of multiple pieces of furniture in one try and I didn't miss a single connection and everything works as it should and so what I'm writing to say is I will probably be dead soon and it's been fun 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"trust but verify" is such a dumb, words-don't-have-meanings, accountability-shifting stance. anyone putting you in that role does not have your best interests in mind. 100
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 24/09/2026BREAKING: Corporal Walter O’reilly wanted for questioning in investigation surrounding misdirected F-35 parts 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026by far the most frustrating part of my job these days is when you post the Airplane! "counting on you" gif both before and after a launch none of these damned hipsters understand 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It has been [0] days since someone had an astonishingly stupid idea and AI made it easier to execute 020
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this product name sounds terrible until you consider it could possibly come from the fictional home of Balki Bartokomous 110
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I live in constant fear that I'll accidentally leave the camera on during one of my episodes of making a weird humping motion to get my chair wheels out of their carpet indentations 010
Shane @shane.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Hey just FYI we're moving up the launch by 3 days." "To... wait. Tomorrow?" "Yeah. Just FYI." "I don't think we have a shared understanding of what FYI means." "Well I just wanted to let you know." "Because I control everything about the launch?" "I'm sorry I brought it up!" "SO AM I!" 000