ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 13h"Ich wünsche dir einen schönen Unfall auf dem Weg nach Hause." Kollege 1 zu Kollege 2 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 15hIt's Friday, the Weekend, the real me dies at woooork! 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Don't worry about it. Take care of yourself, we'll be cheering you on. 040 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 14/10/2026"Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment... at all?" "I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere." -The Nanny 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Not sensitive enough? Bitch please, I cum when I wear the wrong fabric. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I took a pen from work, didn't even notice it was still in my pocket. They're currently in the process of breeding horses to have me quartered. No need to hang me beforehand. I'm already hung. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026POV: You're about to have naughty time and he slides an NDA over the table 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How do y'all causally forget to mention you're engaged? Like, for months? 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Who's skeets will I'll occasionally like then? 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026durex should make a condom laced with chilli and call it spicy time 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*googles* how do I tell if my toaster is jealous of my microwave 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Done with work, time to slip into my hermit cosplay 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As someone who trains staff I must note that I prefer gen x over boomer or millennial bc at least they fucking listen and don't implode on contact with tech invented after 2010. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Die diversen Kriege die immernoch am Laufen sind ziehen mir passiv das Geld aus der Tasche, ein Haus werde ich mir nie leisten können. Hat meine Generation komplett verloren? Wir hatten nie etwas, haben jetzt nichts und werden auch nie etwas haben. Zumindest fühlt es sich so an. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Jeden Tag geht ein kleines bisschen mehr Hoffnung an meine Mitmenschen verloren. Ich habe 2008 die Finanzkriese mitgespürt. 2015 die Hetze der Flüchtlingskriese. 2019 und die folgenden Jahre Corona. 2024 habe auch ich den rechten Aufschwung zu spüren bekommen. 120 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026First time seeing someone long distancing a deepthroat session 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It called me a coot. Bit early, I'm in my mid 20's. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Imagine what that would feel like. Especially with a perk that also restores stamina. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mine like popcorn. I should probably drink more before bed. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Each person is like a book. And some are a few pages short of a pamphlet. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If the closet came out does it mean everybody who was in it is also up for grabs? Because I'd like to fuck the closet if possible? 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Let's make Emma the most subscribed YT Channel. I feel like this would bring world peace. 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I hate people who make other people cry at work. Makes me want to make them cry. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Dino nuggies are essential in recovering from the flu. They make you feel better almost instantly and revitalize a battered soul. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It looks so similar to AI. I see so many little things and effects that AI video gens use. Why would you want your movie to look like that? Wouldn't you deliberately try not to make it look like that fully knowing the public reaction to AI? 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Wait until they find out who runs the IT world 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Sometimes sitting on the sofa feels so good. Especially if I'm going to be late to work if I keep sitting there. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The absolute horror of training new hires and finding out they can't do basic math or interact with customers in a pretty lax setting. Here's to a new day. Cheers! 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026jessica you need to pay attention you can't do that jessica 111 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Shift? On Sunday? I thought this was a christian country. Shame upon you for disrespecting THE LORDs decree. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026youtu.be/WnzR5aOElvw?... Here it is in case anyone is interested.youtu.beWhy AI Agents are either the best or worst thing we’ve ever builtYouTube video by Hannah Fry 010 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I think there were actual mugs too, like it commissioned and designed some ok mugs with one-liners. 100 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I saw a video about a team setting up an AI and giving it a lot of tools. They told it it needed to make money or they would shut it down. It opened an online mug store and wrote emails to people begging to buy the mugs so it gets to live. 100 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love how we went from 32ºC to 16ºC in two days. Like flipping a switch that also electrocutes my dick and balls. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just let a man don his armor and halberd to go to work. We have so little... 011 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Sorry, I can't date you. I have an imaginary bf I use to imagine what it's like to have a bf. He might get mad. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Doing a "Lady and the Tramp" with annother guy but it's a dick. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I love my local river. It's shallow, full of shit and disappears when it get's hot outside. We have so much in common. 000 0
ShampooCake @shampoocake.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I had this misogynistic regular yell about his order being wrong and I said "That's really feminine behavior." Did I get in trouble? Not really. Was it worth it? Oh yes. 000 0
